IN A NOVEL MOVE to speed repairs and restore consumer confidence, engineers have designed a low tech fix for the high tech problems in Toyota's electronic acceleration and braking systems that have plagued over 8 million of its vehicles. "We call...
It was announced late yesterday that as long as horny Americans continue to have sex in the front seat of their cars, there is nothing which can be done to alleviate the stuck pedal problem - they will simply continue to get stuck with gizzum. Eig...
In the finest traditions of Bushido shamed managers of the Toyota Motor Company, Japan, committed ritual seppuku this morning to atone for the failure of manufacturing quality control methods which have caused a worldwide recall of millions of Toyota...
There was panic in the Vatican yesterday and their switchboard was ringing non stop after radio broadcasts apparently announced that 270,000 priests were to be scrapped. Thousands of priests phoned in thinking they were losing their job of represe...
General Motors Corporation tauted the immediate release of it newest line of high tech vehicles designed for the increasing complex demands of the environmentally conscious consumer and new federal green technologies regulations. According to a...
Despite demands for a 'safety recall', President Obama pledged it was' full speed ahead' as his administration continued to plunge wildly out of control pursuing his goal of One Party Domination and Despotic Control of the American Taxpayer. Rec...
After weeks of being battered in the press for his tactics on reclaiming the late night time slot away from Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno agreed to do an in-depth interview on Oprah's couch early this week. The pre-recorded episode will feature Leno's lar...
Bono, the humanitarian and lead singer of U2, has claimed that he created the German passenger car, the Volkswagen Passat. This was one of a number of bizarre claims made by the singer at a press conference where Peter Robinson announced that he w...
President Obama announced today that General Motors is now authorized to offer low interest auto loans to new car buyers that will be paid back using payroll deductions collected by the IRS. The government will fund the 15-year term loans at current...
What started as a slippery collaboration between engineering teams from both Fiord Motor Company and Renauld Motors, had firmed up to become a strong partnership on a new Hybrid Mini, marketed towards women. The two-person, egg-shaped Hybrid prove...
After a trip to the local Dollar Tree, area shopper Christopher Baker was crushed to discover that the 64 oz bottle of new car smell spray he purchased for exactly one dollar failed to live up to his high expectations. "All I can say is that it s...
Detroit, MI - Despite nearly a decade of sagging auto sales and an overwhelming backlash from consumers, nearly every major automaker has continued to produce progressively uglier cars. It's a trend that started decades ago with Fieros and El Caminos...
The Crazy Frog has been toppled as the world's most annoying advert based ring tone. The frog has held the position for three whole years despite being created in 2002 by The Chuckle Brothers, who have maintained their otherwise dead career off the b...
Ah yes, the classic English roadster, for American purposes, it was any of a number of minimalist automobiles of a sporting nature, designed and produced by various manufactures (some were little more than cottage industries) in Great Britain, between 1946 and 1965 (after '65 there weren't really any new designs, just tired variations of the "same 'ol, same 'ol"). The typical roadster was built...
In a bold move, the UK car-parking giant, Terrific Car Parks (TCP) have made an audacious bid to buy the M6 off the Highways Agency. Whilst they plan to keep most of the main arterial motorway exactly the same, motorists can expect some changes to...
Motorists who tailgate other motorists in the UK are to be referred to as 'shaggers' because they physically drive too close to the vehicle in front and invade their private space. In principle they are letting their bonnet enter the private space of...
Okay, he's sixteen and he's relentlessly hounding me that he needs a car and his freedom and everyone else has one (and you know the story if you have ever been a parent of a teenager). He's also a pretty good kid and it would help out the transportation system at our house (and buy me a little extra sleep). So, ....I had to go talk to used car salesman. Other than politicians, reporters, ped...
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