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Funny story: First Marijuana Café Chain Opens in US

First Marijuana Café Chain Opens in US

Portland, OR - The first official chain of marijuana cafés offering medical marijuana in the United States have opened in the Portland, Oregon area. Going by the name of Zig-Zag Comfort Cafés, each of the three locations features breakfast, lunch, an...

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Funny story: Marijuana is...

Marijuana is...

Marijuana is... ...Why I wake up in the morning ...How I wake up in the morning ...My shower buddy ...Something the man will never understand ...A breath of fresh-air ...A reason for hope ...The agent of change ...Bi-partisan ...As illegal as speeding ...The reason Hollywood exists ...The reason Jay speaks for Bob ...The reason I know some black people ...The...

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Funny story: Dutch legal Coffee shop owner jailed for selling illegal drugs in his legal coffee shop, it's Double-Dutch!

Dutch legal Coffee shop owner jailed for selling illegal drugs in his legal coffee shop, it's Double-Dutch!

A Coffee shop owner in Terneuzen, Holland has been jailed for doing his legal job, selling drugs illegally, get it? In Holland it's legal to sell drugs in coffee shops but it is also illegal, just tolerated so it becomes legal, get the gist? Th...

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Funny story: "More Green Jobs",Washington, DC Legalizes Home Grown Pot Thanks to ObamaCare!

"More Green Jobs",Washington, DC Legalizes Home Grown Pot Thanks to ObamaCare!

Voting under the mantel of "More Green Jobs" and "Fighting against Global Warming" the city council finally managed to pass a 2010 budget sustaining their 1998 vote to legalize home grown marijuana. Former Mayor, now city councilman, Marion Barry,...

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Funny story: Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot

Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot

Washington, D.C. - In what was hailed as a "good news, bad news" story today out of Washington, Subsidi-Farm, one of the nation's largest agricultural companies, has been given a federal government contract to develop seedless, irradiated pot, which,...

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Funny story: Hidden Health Care Bill Amendment Legalizes Marijuana

Hidden Health Care Bill Amendment Legalizes Marijuana

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Stoners across the country are holding mass celebrations after word spread that a tiny amendment tucked into the massive Health Care Reform bill legalized marijuana in the United States. "I'm so stoke...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson: Playing Music, Smoking Dope Is What Life Is About.

Willie Nelson: Playing Music, Smoking Dope Is What Life Is About.

"Maybe I never told you on those lonely, lonely nights, How fun it was to light up After one of our fights. The little things I could have said & done I just didn't take the time, But music & dope was on my mind, It was always on my mind." Yep, that's what life is about according to Willie Nelson, music and pot. "How do you think I got through those income tax days or...

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Funny story: Sacked adviser gets stoned and tries to criticise Brown

Sacked adviser gets stoned and tries to criticise Brown

The UK's former chief drugs adviser, Professor David Nuttcase, today smoked a massive spliff of grass and rollup tobacco, and then tried to criticise Prime Minister Gordon Brown. 'Look', he mumbled from his bench in Hyde Park, 'yeah, OK, good shit...

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Funny story: Suburban teen still waiting for his pot

Suburban teen still waiting for his pot

Lincoln, Nebraska - It is now hour five, and suburban boy Phillip Reardon is starting to think that the drug dealer he met may not be coming back. It started when Phil and some of his friends decided that they wanted to try some weed, like his old...

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Funny story: 90% Of Attendants To Mary Travers Funeral Believed To Be On Medicinal Marijuana

90% Of Attendants To Mary Travers Funeral Believed To Be On Medicinal Marijuana

Danbury, Connecticut - It has been estimated that the vast majority of the prospective attendants to the Mary Travers funeral are on medicinal marijuana, local marijuana grower Hodge Podge has stated. Therefore the church where the funeral is being h...

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Funny story: Butane Prices Set to Skyrocket -- Stoners on Alert

Butane Prices Set to Skyrocket -- Stoners on Alert

A "Rolling Stone" article a few weeks ago exposed an international banking house, Goldman Sachs, and how they engineered the last dozen financial bubbles in the U.S., such as the Internet Bubble in 2000, the Housing Bubble in 2007, and last summer's...

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Funny story: Marijuana Dispensary Busted in Los Angeles

Marijuana Dispensary Busted in Los Angeles

ECHO PARK, CA - The Los Angeles Police Department raided a medical marijuana facility Thursday night at the Royal Temple of Zion in Echo Park. Authorities said the facility never applied for a permit to dispense medical marijuana, so when officer...

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Funny story: Jamie Waylett to Star in Hairy Potthead Spoof Series

Jamie Waylett to Star in Hairy Potthead Spoof Series

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - J. K. Rowling-Paper has signed a deal with the San Francisco Onion to produce a series of seven spoofs loosely based on her best-selling Hairy Potthead novels starring Jamie Waylett. Fresh from an arrest for marijuana possessio...

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Funny story: Arrival of Bill Clinton, Wyclef Jean means high times for Haiti

Arrival of Bill Clinton, Wyclef Jean means high times for Haiti

PORT-AU-PRINCE - "I did inhale, this time," joked Former U.S. President Bill Clinton afterward, grinning at Wyclef Jean, his intermittent travel companion to the Caribbean island country. "Aww, heck," he drawled, "maybe the other times, too!" Cli...

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Funny story: Peter, Paul & Mary Deny "Puff The Magic Dragon " Was About Dope

Peter, Paul & Mary Deny "Puff The Magic Dragon " Was About Dope

Pete Seeger turned 90 Sunday and he's still performing classics and songs he's personally made into classics. In fact his playing and singing were topnotch Sunday at his birthday bash in Madison Square Garden, alongside Bruce Springstein, Dave Matthe...

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Funny story: Britain names first-ever female 'Pot Laureate'

Britain names first-ever female 'Pot Laureate'

London [UPI] - The first-ever female 'Pot Laureate', 23 year-old Jessica Farnsworth, has been named to the Royal Household. Her job is to celebrate the use of cannabis through poetry, during special occasions, weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs and ot...

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Funny story: Holy Smokers Snort at 'Biblical Desecration' 卐

Holy Smokers Snort at 'Biblical Desecration' 卐

Thanks to The Gideons, historically The Holy Bible is a publication that is often seen as the cannabis smoker's and those deficient in toilet rolls last hope for salvation. In a move that will also leave dyslexic, insomniac, athiest hotel guests u...

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