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Funny story: Celine Dion will Destroy Mankind

Celine Dion will Destroy Mankind

'Singer' Celine Dion has made her most public threat yet. In a recorded video-taped message broadcast on Al Jazeera television, Dion - to a backing track of her excruciating song 'Think T...

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Funny story: CBS to buy content from Canada

CBS to buy content from Canada

CBS corporation, under the hand of media mogul Sumner Redstone, has announced it's intention to purchase content from Canada.

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Funny story: Canada to USA: "We want you,eh"

Canada to USA: "We want you,eh"

OTTAWA, Canada - A Government White Paper has been leaked, outlining a draft for Canada to buy the United States. The plan contends that the strength of the loonie, the country's proven oil reserves, its unlimited natural resources and strong fis...

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Funny story: Lucky Man finds hay in needle-stack - now no need to become a Hooker

Lucky Man finds hay in needle-stack - now no need to become a Hooker

Canadian farmer, Billy Rudnik, was one lucky guy yesterday after he discovered a bale of hay in a stack of needles his wife kept stored in an outhouse.

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Funny story: Illegal Canadians for Paul Streaming across US borders

Illegal Canadians for Paul Streaming across US borders

Washington - Neither the department of Homeland Security nor the US State or Justice departs had any comment today as plans emerged from the blogosphere to smuggle hundreds if not thousands of 'expecting' Canadians for Paul c...

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Funny story: Canada is an organized crime lair

Canada is an organized crime lair

CANADA -- Heavily armed police emergency response teams should seize the Canadian Governments assets as part of an international crackdown on organized crime.

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Funny story: Canadian Guy Can Go to the Doctor Anytime

Canadian Guy Can Go to the Doctor Anytime

The Cincinnati customer service firm of House and Harris has been learning a lot about Canada recently through the efforts of IT specialist Ian McDougalman, who has come there for 3 weeks from their Kitchener, Ontario location.

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Funny story: Investment Group Banking on Canadian Cuisine

Investment Group Banking on Canadian Cuisine

NEWARK, NJ -- Focus Restaurant Concepts are teaming with the high-powered investment group Franks, Wesley and Thompson to open what the Trenton-based restaurant group hopes will be the next hot trend in chain restaurants; Canadian Cuisine.

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Funny story: Canadian art expected to frighten US

Canadian art expected to frighten US

(Dallas, Texas) César Sáez and other Canadian artists plan to launch a 300m-long inflateable banana into space.

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Funny story: Vancouver to Host "Bore Fest"

Vancouver to Host "Bore Fest"

Vancouver, Canada is to host this years "Bore Fest" which celebrates the dullest Canadian celebrities of the year.

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Funny story: Tsunami to annihilate Canada

Tsunami to annihilate Canada

Canada was bracing itself today for a threatened tsunami. The horror wave could hit at any time according to Calgary's expert on natural disasters, Austin Shaw.

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Funny story: Canada and Mexico will Exchange Places

Canada and Mexico will Exchange Places

Quebec, Canada (IP) - Canada and Mexico will trade places. All of the Canadians will head south and cross the United States and while they do that the Mexicans will head north and enter Canada.

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Funny story: Israel relocated to Canada

Israel relocated to Canada

The State of Israel, announcing "Well! We can certainly tell when we're not wanted!" has relocated to Canada.

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Funny story: Study: Bullies not reported soon enough

Study: Bullies not reported soon enough

Concerned parents around the world are increasingly worried about the sheer number of bullies harassing their children. "It's becoming an epidemic here and in other schools everywhere," said a Canadian education official.

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Funny story: Newfoundland and Labrador Announces Solution to Equalization Standoff with Ottawa

Newfoundland and Labrador Announces Solution to Equalization Standoff with Ottawa

Today Danny Williams, the premier of Newfoundland and Labrador, unveiled a plan to resolve the ongoing standoff with Ottawa over control of offshore oil interests. The plan calls for an all out invasion of Canada after what Williams describes as 60...

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Funny story: Canada warns on fake Chinese toilet paper

Canada warns on fake Chinese toilet paper

NEW YORK (Rooters) -- Canada has alerted consumers to the dangers of fake Chinese toilet paper containing industrial solvent and dangerous bacteria.

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Funny story: Republicans Propose Solution to Global Warming

Republicans Propose Solution to Global Warming

Today a Republican led committee proposed what the Bush Administration is hailing as "the" solution to global warming. Scientists have developed a prototype of a machine that can lower the temperature around it by several degrees.

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