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Funny story: San Andreas Fault Apologizes

San Andreas Fault Apologizes

California - The San Andreas Fault stepped forward recently in Sacramento and acknowledged guilt for the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and admitted that it may be behind a future devastating earthquake in California a.k.a . "The Big One." Speaking...

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Funny story: China invents new method of capital punishment

China invents new method of capital punishment

Beijing, China - Apart from the usual communistic practices, China has invented a new method of capital punishment. A pool is filled with saltwater and the condemned are placed in the pool. This is done on a day in which storms are expected.

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Funny story: San Andreas Fault To Be Repaired In 2010

San Andreas Fault To Be Repaired In 2010

The San Andreas Fault, the continental transform fault that runs roughly 800 miles through California in the United States, and which forms the tectonic boundary between the Pacific Plate and the North American Plate, is to be mended next year. Th...

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Funny story: Illegals flock to California after Virgin sighting

Illegals flock to California after Virgin sighting

A worker at a Flintstones Vitamin factory in Barstow, Calif., is recovering at a local hospital after she collapsed Friday morning when she lifted a fresh batch of the oddly sweet morsels out of the BamBamenator to find what she claimed was the Virgi...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Challenges Mother Nature To A Fight

Schwarzenegger Challenges Mother Nature To A Fight

Sacramento, CA - California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has had enough. "Wildfires, earthquakes, drought, floods, swine flu, Michael Jackson - no more! Mother Nature must be terminated." Schwarzenegger's remarks come as the state recovers fro...

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Funny story: Gov. Schwarzenegger Lays Off The Entire California National Guard

Gov. Schwarzenegger Lays Off The Entire California National Guard

BEVERLY HILLS, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger visiting some old friends in Beverly Hills held a news conference at the Celluloid Queen Hotel. He informed the assembled media that due to the mounting expenses as well as the $26 billion...

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Funny story: California Approves Do-It-Yourself Mammograms

California Approves Do-It-Yourself Mammograms

SACRAMENTO, California - The California Senate has just approved a bill which would allow female residents of California over the age of 27, the opportunity of performing their very own Mammograms in the privacy of their own home (apartment, condo, o...

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Funny story: California's Textbooks Turning "Fruity."

California's Textbooks Turning "Fruity."

California, frequently at the vanguard of the left in America's endless culture wars, is now hastily beating an embarrassing retreat. The state's progressive Department of Education, once impervious to criticism from conservatives, finds itself havin...

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Funny story: California Passes Crap Tax Brick

California Passes Crap Tax Brick

By a vote of 210-202, The State of California has "passed" the largest tax increase in this state's history, the crap tax! Governor Schwarzenegger said today that he will sign it into law as soon as the crap meters are "installed". "We will rai...

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Funny story: "Hereee They Come!" - California To Release 27,000 Prisoners

"Hereee They Come!" - California To Release 27,000 Prisoners

SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has just announced that in order to trim some of the state's $26 billion deficit he will be releasing 27,000 California Department of Corrections inmates from 17 different California prisons. The state's...

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Funny story: California To Vote On Legalizing Marijuana

California To Vote On Legalizing Marijuana

SAN JOSE, California - State Senator Ava Winterhalter has entered a proposal (California Pot Proposal #876-3) into the California State Legislature which would legalize the growing, selling, and use of Cannabis aka pot, Mary Jane, Acapulco Gold, Maui...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Agrees to Sell California Back to Indians for $24 in Glass Beads

Schwarzenegger Agrees to Sell California Back to Indians for $24 in Glass Beads

Gov. Schwarzenegger agreed today to sell California to a syndicate of Western Native American Indians Tribes for $24 in glass beads. The deal was finalized after the Mexican government pulled out of the negotiations after the Governor rejected the...

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Funny story: IOUs not working; Schwarzenegger auctions off California to pay her creditors

IOUs not working; Schwarzenegger auctions off California to pay her creditors

Sacramento, California - Sitting on a lawn chair outside in the shadow of the rotunda of the State Capitol of California in Sacramento in the front row with his auction paddle at the ready, President Barack Obama took his seat with other dignitaries...

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Funny story: After using IOU's to pay rent, Cal. Gov. Schwarzenegger receives eviction notice: "Pay Rent or Quit"!

After using IOU's to pay rent, Cal. Gov. Schwarzenegger receives eviction notice: "Pay Rent or Quit"!

Sacramento, California - With the media still abuzz about the death of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, a knocking came at the front door of the California governor's mansion early Sunday morning. As Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger arose, the knockin...

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Funny story: Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip

SACRAMENTO, CA - Teacher Crystal Defanti shocked students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school today when, on a fieldtrip to a Sacramento, California area farm, she made "highly inappropriate" references to the genitalia and behavior of farm animals...

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Funny story: IOU rush sweeps nation

IOU rush sweeps nation

SACRAMENTO, CA - According to banking officials here, Arny, The Terminator, Schwarzegreeder has recently paid abrupt visits to the heads of several banks. In these visits he holds fistfuls of IOUs. After yelling "Take this!" he says, "I'll be baak"...

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Funny story: Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency

Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency

Elk Grove, CA - Ben Findlebaum, a concerned parent in Elk Grove, California, has been busy all night selling the Crystal Defanti sex video online. Crystal Defanti is a digitally challenged 5th grade teacher who mistakenly gave her students a DVD of h...

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