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Funny story: A 5.1 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Southern California - Early Reports Are That Gabourney Sidibe Was In The Area

A 5.1 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Southern California - Early Reports Are That Gabourney Sidibe Was In The Area

EL CENTRO, California - The California-Mexico border was rumbled with an earthquake measuring 5.1 on the Richter Scale. The daytime dispatcher for the El Centro Police Department, Orion Orville Fragglefaust, Jr., said that there were reports of so...

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Funny story: LA Neo-Nazis Amuse Protesters with Denials of Closet Homosexuality

LA Neo-Nazis Amuse Protesters with Denials of Closet Homosexuality

Los Angeles, CA: A contentious rally of Neo-Nazis in central Los Angeles erupted into laughter earlier this week as Fascist supporting speakers vehemently denied taunts from hundreds of assembled protesters accusing them of closet homosexuality. "...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger gets ready for Volcanic Ash Cloud

Arnold Schwarzenegger gets ready for Volcanic Ash Cloud

Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting ready for the Volcanic Ash Cloud heading for America by getting a gas mask to protect him from any pollution from the volcanic ash dust. Schwarzenegger is considering issuing the entire population of California, wi...

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Funny story: Meg Whitman's Plan: Turn California Red Ink to California Red, Inc.

Meg Whitman's Plan: Turn California Red Ink to California Red, Inc.

SACRAMENTO, California - Meg Whitman, former eBuy CEO and candidate for Governor of California, says she wants to ruin the state "a little more like a business." Whitman, 53, who first registered to vote in 2002, is believed to be ruining on the R...

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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth: Hillbillies Strike Oil, Move to Californee

Stranger Than Truth: Hillbillies Strike Oil, Move to Californee

Nestled way off the beaten path in the middle of Arkansas, is the little community of Booster. It was here in the midst of the stunning Ozark Mountains that the Stranger Than Truth team was about to uncover one of the biggest secrets ever kept in Hollywood. Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed? No, not really. His name was Barkley T. Ledbetter and he often barely managed to keep...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Sees Handwriting on Wall; Tells Germany's Merkel "I'll BE BACK....SOON!"

Schwarzenegger Sees Handwriting on Wall; Tells Germany's Merkel "I'll BE BACK....SOON!"

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger told the California state legislature today he's leaving now, rather than wait for the end of his term in November in order to cash in his more than 7 months earned vacation and sick pay before the check bounced.

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Funny story: Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a brand new revelation regarding the "TattooGate" saga, now comes word out of West Hollywood of the existence of a sax tape starring Sandra Bullock. The sax tape purports to show the Academy Award winner for Best Actress playin...

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Funny story: California Bomb Scare - Heroic man, age 24 saves bus full of 12 people

California Bomb Scare - Heroic man, age 24 saves bus full of 12 people

Negro Johnson the, "hero" of the situation says, "It was nothing, I knew that guy was up to something and plus theres a really hot chick and I want to score!" Abbudin Yaqoot Saquala, a 46 year old male from Islamabad, Pakistan was caught trying t...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Agrees To Loan The Financially Strapped State of California $1 Billion!

Oprah Winfrey Agrees To Loan The Financially Strapped State of California $1 Billion!

CHICAGO - The queen of American talk shows and one of the richest women in the United States Oprah Winfrey has agreed to lend the financially strapped state of California $1 billion at an amazingly low 1.3 percent interest rate. Ms. Winfrey said t...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kisses Lacey Schwimmer Bye-Bye

Dancing With The Stars Kisses Lacey Schwimmer Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - One of the producers of Dancing With The Stars Curtis Verflippet has stated that the upcoming DWTS season will not include professional dancer Lacey Schwimmer. When asked why the popular 21-year-old had been axed Verflippet simply said...

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Funny story: A 3.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits The L.A. Area - Kirstie Alley Says She Didn't Feel A Thing

A 3.7 Magnitude Earthquake Hits The L.A. Area - Kirstie Alley Says She Didn't Feel A Thing

LOS ANGELES - A 3.7 magnitude earthquake struck Los Angeles at about 12:39 p.m. LCT (Left Coast Time). There were reports of minor damages such as the usual broke salt shakers and pepper shakers along with light bulbs popping out of front and back po...

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Funny story: The Bachelor - The Claws and Talons Are Coming Out!

The Bachelor - The Claws and Talons Are Coming Out!

PISMO BEACH, California - The Bachelor is down to five females and four are members of The We Hate Vienna The Bitch Club. Vienna, the 23-year-old penguin trainer from Sanford, Florida stated that she doesn't care what the other four girls think be...

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Funny story: Governator position up for grabs; what's the 'buy it now' price?

Governator position up for grabs; what's the 'buy it now' price?

(Sacramento-CA) Former Ebay CEO Meg Whitman leads in the race for the Republican primary slot to run for California governor, a recent poll showed. Whitman used the wealth she amassed during her time as Ebay's CEO to finance her bid to succeed Go...

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Funny story: The Nation's Economic Mess Hits The Hell's Angels

The Nation's Economic Mess Hits The Hell's Angels

MILPITAS, California - The leader of the Northern California chapter of the Hell's Angels Corbin "Zoom Zoom" Knoxcross has stated that due to the continuing downward spiraling economic situation his organization has had to make some adjustment change...

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Funny story: Pete Carroll Announces That He Is Quitting USC To Take Seattle Seahawks Head Coaching Job

Pete Carroll Announces That He Is Quitting USC To Take Seattle Seahawks Head Coaching Job

On the day after the BCS Title Game, Southern Cal head coach Pete Carroll announced that he is resigning his position to take the same job with the Seattle Seahawks of the NFL. The USC coach has been to BCS games seven of the previous eight seasons...

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Funny story: San Jose Earthquake Mixes Perfect Margarita

San Jose Earthquake Mixes Perfect Margarita

In preparation for the upcoming lunch rush, bartenders at a downtown San Jose restaurant were in process of mixing ingredients in five gallon buckets when the earthquake struck, knocking bottles of tequila and a box of fresh limes into the pails.

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Funny story: Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

ANAHEIM, CA - On January 2, 2009, a three-year-old boy shot his father, an LAPD officer, with a service revolver. The shooting occurred in the family's pickup truck at a traffic stop in Anaheim. Investigators are still trying to determine how the chi...

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