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Funny story: Royal Navy Bidding War Begins In Earnest

Royal Navy Bidding War Begins In Earnest

A bidding war has begun after the Ministry of Defence last week gave the green light to the 15 Royal Navy personnel captured in Iranian waters, to sell their stories to the media.

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Funny story: "Women Don't Belong In British Army" - Claim

"Women Don't Belong In British Army" - Claim

Claims made in a British national newspaper that women do not belong in the Armed Forces have angered some high-ranking British Army officials.

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Funny story: Britain/Iran Nitpicking Row Escalates To Serious Level

Britain/Iran Nitpicking Row Escalates To Serious Level

The 15 Royal Navy personnel captured by Iranian pirates last week look like being inducted into the crew of the ship that they are being held hostage on.

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Funny story: Hitler's Ladyboys!

Hitler's Ladyboys!

Berlin - When the old eastern bloc finally crumbled in upon it's own decaying Stalinist foundations; it wasn't only hordes of badly dressed east Germans that flocked into the gaudy neon strasses of west Berlin; following closely behind the mu...

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Funny story: Pointless Report Completely Ignored

Pointless Report Completely Ignored

Lord Stoddart of Swindon's exhaustive 920-page report: "Global Britain, Business for Sterling" has been completely ignored, according to recent data. The survey, carried out by Reuters, discovered that the release of the report, six years in the making, has been met with something slightly short of apathy. "Eh?", "why?" and a long shake of the hea...

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Funny story: In Search of Tarquin Otter, Britain's Favourite Poet by Feamus Tipple O'Flattery

In Search of Tarquin Otter, Britain's Favourite Poet by Feamus Tipple O'Flattery

The work of the great and celebrated poet, Tarquin Otter, has for four decades delighted and intrigued a small but enthusiastic band of followers. Otter has ridden the wave of modernism and post-modernism, always surpassing himself with each collection that's just one step ahead of the game, and hard to pigeon-hole.

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Funny story: Our Survey Said: Boring!

Our Survey Said: Boring!

A survey has shown that Britain is becoming tired of surveys. It showed that an overall 96% of people were not in favour of being stopped in the street whilst they were minding their own business. The exercise carried out in twenty-eight cities ac...

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Funny story: Britain Is Targeted By Weather Terrorists Again

Britain Is Targeted By Weather Terrorists Again

Following on from their opening salvo a few weeks ago when they visited a thick fog on Britain, the Misty Action Warriors terror group, have now summoned up storms and torrential rain to sweep across Britain.

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Funny story: Heather Mills strikes Gold

Heather Mills strikes Gold

The oldest Gold Miner in Britain Jack O'Grady has died at age 99, instantly making Heather Mills as the only known heir to his priceless gold mine.

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.

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Funny story: France sued over trademark infringement

France sued over trademark infringement

America, Russia and the European Union have brought a landmark lawsuit against France. The summonses were presented to the French Ambassador, Mr French de Paris at the United Nations Headquarters in New York. Confirming the delivery of the summons...

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Funny story: British Sex Study is a Hoax

British Sex Study is a Hoax

LONDON -- The "first comprehensive global study of sexual behaviour" has been determined to be a hoax, say French researchers. The British research found that that married people have the most sex, and there is no firm link between promisc...

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Funny story: Blair Says He Will Quit As Soon As Season 7 Of The Golden Girls Is Released On DVD

Blair Says He Will Quit As Soon As Season 7 Of The Golden Girls Is Released On DVD

Tony Blair has confirmed that he will step down as prime minister of Great Britain as soon as the seventh and final series of his all time favourite sitcom, The Golden Girls, is released on DVD.

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Funny story: Squirrels Strike Back

Squirrels Strike Back

It has emerged that a deadly new terrorist group has been formed out of the chaos of recent times and political change in Britain. Squizbollah are a new extremist group that has arisen to be yet another thorn in the side to Britain's Labour governmen...

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Funny story: Bush Launches Campaign to Bomb Britain

Bush Launches Campaign to Bomb Britain

Noting that Britain is becoming a "Haven for Al-Queda", George Bush announced, "Our War on Terror must continue", and began preparation for an intensive bombing campaign of the British Isles. The campaign will be modeled after his successful bombing...

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Funny story: Cops smash heir terror plot

Cops smash heir terror plot

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Officers from the Met's Anti-terrorist branch have foiled a massive conspiracy to blow up a series of transatlantic passenger jets masterminded by the heir to the Pretender to the Throne of Great Britain, Charles Wind...

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Funny story: British Government Announces Plans to Control Bird Immigration

British Government Announces Plans to Control Bird Immigration

In a public statement to the House of Commons, the newly-appointed anti-Bird-Flu supremo, Mr. Guy Dog, has said that Britain will prevent the entry of birds with H5-N1 "bird flu" to England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Recognising the ext...

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