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Funny story: Brexit negotiations to be held in Disneyland

Brexit negotiations to be held in Disneyland

With politics and fairy tales converging ever faster, it was announced today that Brexit negotiations with the EU are to be held in Disneyland. Meetings will be chaired by the Mad Hatter, with the Seven Dwarfs taking minutes in rotation. Dopey will b...

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Funny story: May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

During a TV election debate last night, Prime Minister Theresa May attacked opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn by saying that he would not be prepared to drop nuclear weapons on the EU headquarters as part of the Brexit negotiations. Corbyn responde...

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Funny story: Dyson sucks hot air out of Europe!

Dyson sucks hot air out of Europe!

Sir James Dyson and his vacuum cleaners have been at war with their European competitors over suction! He claims his cleaners suck better than German ones, and that even before Brexit! Sir James is out to prove to the rest of Europe that Brit suck...

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Funny story: 'Tony the Confessor' blares back

'Tony the Confessor' blares back

Livid at not being asked to lead the Labour charge against Theresa May and the Old Boys, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has pledged he will fight to the death until Britain accepts he's right. "As an ancestor of Ethelred the Unready and, of cour...

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Funny story: Empress Nicola tempts London Mayor with Scottish Guile

Empress Nicola tempts London Mayor with Scottish Guile

The First Minister of Scotland and SNP leader, Nicola Sturgeon, bent on securing yet another referendum north of the border, is attempting to lure the Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, into her lair. In an interview with the BBC, the most prominent Hig...

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Funny story: Brexit nearly happened in 1886

Brexit nearly happened in 1886

Brexit covers the newspapers these days like a tramp's vomit, but it isn't the first time Britain has considered leaving a large international organisation - it nearly happened in 1886. While the British Empire was approaching its peak, there was a small movement for Britain to leave it. Coincidentally, it was led by my great-uncle, also named Sir Geoffroy Cockface. Sir Geoffroy was trouserer t...

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Funny story: Opportunities opened up by Brexit "include slave trade"

Opportunities opened up by Brexit "include slave trade"

For centuries, Britain played a leading role in transporting slaves to the New World, a trade which enriched the country greatly. Thanks to Brexit, the industry could return to the UK to give the country a nostalgic glow and an economic boost - accor...

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Funny story: Canada Wants to Join the European Union

Canada Wants to Join the European Union

Ottawa, Canada Canadian officials today confirmed that they are reaching out to the European Union in an effort to join. "We think there is probably a big vacancy in the EU what with Brexit and all, aye!" spoke a Canadian official. "Aye, and w...

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Funny story: Gibraltar monkeys refuse to leave rock after Brexit shock!

Gibraltar monkeys refuse to leave rock after Brexit shock!

Monkeys inhabiting the Rock of Gibraltar have come out in solidarity with non-Brexiters by refusing to leave their warm, Mediterranean adopted homeland after Brexit is completed in 2019! They are refusing to leave Europe and certainly do not want to...

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Funny story: German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

Thousands of Brit, cheap shoppers (many hypocrites among them too, in fact they were the majority) stood dumbfounded in front of closed doors at their fav cheap supermarkets today screaming: "Vat have you done?" It seems that in an over-night...

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Funny story: Question of Independence for Scotland Takes Unexpected Turn

Question of Independence for Scotland Takes Unexpected Turn

Edinburgh, Scotland - Today Scottish Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon told the media that she will push for a second referendum on Scotland's independence from the United Kingdom. This after, in Sturgeon's words, "...material change of circumstances br...

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Funny story: Psychiatric Hospitals admit thousands of dual nationality applicants

Psychiatric Hospitals admit thousands of dual nationality applicants

EU nationals in Britain, ex-pats across Europe and British citizens throughout the world are becoming confused about the options open and closed to them concerning dual nationality, now that Brexit approaches. Psychologists and behavioural therapi...

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Funny story: House of Lords save ex-pats from being unwanted aliens in Europe!

House of Lords save ex-pats from being unwanted aliens in Europe!

If it was all down to Theresa May and her Conservative cohorts, ex-pats living in Europe would become unwanted aliens living among their European partners! Luckily, The House of Lords have stepped in and thwart her plans to alienate Brits living i...

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Funny story: Two Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso

Two Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso

"The United Kingdom is open for business, now more than ever," that was Prime Minister Theresa May's post-Brexit message to journalists gathered at No. 10 Downing Street yesterday. Words expelled with both vigor and pomp, she was speaking after sign...

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Funny story: To Immigrate or Immigrant?

To Immigrate or Immigrant?

Australia has announced plans to relax immigration laws on Brits, which is ironic as the Brits have just pulled up their own personal drawbridge to Europe. Riding a kangaroo battle droid (one of several commissioned by the Australian armed forces)...

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Funny story: Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Theresa May has made it transparently clear in her Brexit speech today that the UK does not want anything to do with Europe any more! She is pulling the plug and Europeans are hoping she sinks down her own plughole when Britain withdraws back on the...

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Funny story: Asteroids V Brexiteers

Asteroids V Brexiteers

NASA has discovered two massive objects hurtling through space towards Earth. They reckon ones a comet but as one scientist says "We're fucked if we know what the other bastard thing is. The ship from Blakes 7?" Upon hearing that yet another forei...

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