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Funny story: The Real Reason The Dallas Mavericks Waived Derek Fisher

The Real Reason The Dallas Mavericks Waived Derek Fisher

DALLAS - Derek Fisher, who has five NBA Championship rings, has been waived by the Dallas Mavericks. The 38-year-old veteran was apparently told by team owner Mark "Money Boy" Cuban that a deal was in the works where he was going to be traded to t...

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Funny story: NBA Teams Considering Name Change

NBA Teams Considering Name Change

Manhattan, NY - In an announcement on Tuesday, the National Basketball Association released a statement saying that they would allow any team in the league to rename itself to a more appropriate mascot that would better suit their city. Over the h...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Throws His Laker Teammates Under The Bus

Kobe Bryant Throws His Laker Teammates Under The Bus

LOS ANGELES - Well once again the prima donna personality of Kobe Bean Bryant has shown through as brightly as the sun's rays on a high noon July day in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Bryant's Lakers, as they are referred to by Jack Nicholson, A...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson Threatens To Sue The L.A. Lakers

Phil Jackson Threatens To Sue The L.A. Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson says that if the Los Angeles Lakers organization wants to play games they had better play them on the basketball court and not with him. The coach who led the Lakers to five NBA World Championships and the Chicago Bulls...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Finally Reveals Why She Dumped Justin Timberlake

Britney Spears Finally Reveals Why She Dumped Justin Timberlake

REDONDO BEACH - Britney Spears was having the Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo Platter at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner when she noticed iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli sitting a few tables away. The X-Factor judge, who knows that Miss Vermicelli...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Promises The Lakers Will Be This Year's NBA Champions

Kobe Bryant Promises The Lakers Will Be This Year's NBA Champions

LOS ANGELES - The greatest Laker in the history of the Lakers organization, according to Kobe Bean Bryant, has just said that there is no way that the Lakers will not win the NBA championship this year. Kobe, speaking with Sports Balls Illustrated...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Puts Husband On Backburner For X-Factor

Khloe Kardashian Puts Husband On Backburner For X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - NBA star Lamar Odom, 32, must surely be feeling like the little lost leprechaun from Dublin that nobody wanted. Odom has had his ups and downs being traded by the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks and then sent packing b...

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Funny story: Kevin Garnett wants to play Point Guard

Kevin Garnett wants to play Point Guard

Kevin Garnett, aka KG, aka Skinny, aka that Lieutenant from the Wire, has made it clear to Celtics management that he is of the firm opinion that his talents would be best suited to that of Point Guard. Speaking to NBA.com, Garnett said, "Sometime...

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Funny story: Local Family Upset Adopted Black Son Won't Be Pro Athlete

Local Family Upset Adopted Black Son Won't Be Pro Athlete

Heartbreaking news from Georgia today, as a local family of good Samaritans has turned to the community for assistance during trying times. The sadness felt within the Rothberg family was echoed throughout the area as neighbors and friends reached...

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Funny story: Allen defers interest in Heat

Allen defers interest in Heat

The sharp shooting guard Ray Allen will have no part in the Miami Heat organization after an overnight visit with the professional basketball team went "fucking terrible." Allen, who won his first NBA championship title with the Boston Celtics, is...

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Funny story: Dwight Howard Leaves MagicLand For LaLaLand

Dwight Howard Leaves MagicLand For LaLaLand

LOS ANGELES - The general manager of the Los Angeles Lakers Mitch Kupchak has just announced to the sports media that he is as happy as a termite on a viking ship. Kupchak spoke personally with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said...

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Funny story: Olympic-sized Ugly Americans Play Some Hoops

Olympic-sized Ugly Americans Play Some Hoops

File it under: the emperor has no clothes. The American men's basketball team, highly vaunted, and victims of their own braggadocio, nearly lost a game to the Lithuanian team by a few measly points. Only in the final four minutes, when Lithuani...

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Funny story: Jeremy Lin Leaves The New York Knicks - Joins The Houston Rockets

Jeremy Lin Leaves The New York Knicks - Joins The Houston Rockets

NEW YORK CITY - Jeremy Lin was busy playing a game of Scrabble on his cell phone when it rang. He answered it and it was a representative with the Houston Rockets Nat "Nothing But Net" Toddybicken, 61, telling him that they had agreed to his reque...

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Funny story: Steve Nash Signs With The L.A. Lakers - Kobe Bryant Promises To Share The Ball

Steve Nash Signs With The L.A. Lakers - Kobe Bryant Promises To Share The Ball

LOS ANGELES - There is lots and lots of joy in Laker Land today as the former Phoenix Suns super star, Steve Nash will now be wearing the blue and gold colors of the Los Angeles Lakers. The Lakers knew that they had to try and lose their "Bad Boy"...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Buy 1% Interest In The World Champion Miami Heat

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Buy 1% Interest In The World Champion Miami Heat

LOS ANGELES - One of America's happiest couples, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, has just become even happier. Bieber and Gomez have just been informed that their request to purchase 1% ownership in the recently crowned NBA champions the Miami Hea...

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Funny story: The Amazing Gesture That LeBron James of The World Champion Miami Heat Is Doing For The City of Cleveland

The Amazing Gesture That LeBron James of The World Champion Miami Heat Is Doing For The City of Cleveland

MIAMI - LeBron James has just won his first first NBA Championship and he says that he has never been more excited than he is now, except maybe for the time when he was 3-years-old and Santa Claus brought him his very own toothbrush. The Miami Hea...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant of The Los Angeles Lakers Is Getting Ready To Make An Amazing Announcement

Kobe Bryant of The Los Angeles Lakers Is Getting Ready To Make An Amazing Announcement

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret to the members of the Lakers Nation that their superstar Kobe Bryant is not a happy camper and has not been since back in the glory days of Shaquille O'Neal, Robert Horry, and Rick Fox. Bryant recently confessed to Do...

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