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Funny story: Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

New York - Barack Obama has been outed as Kanye West's birth father in a DNA test published today. Findings from New York's Seedy Sign Eye Mammorial Hospital's paternity division reveal Kanye's actual father is the President. And the rapper's...

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Funny story: Obummer definitely NOT seeing "Red"

Obummer definitely NOT seeing "Red"

Mars One wants to send two dozen people to Mars, and Peter Felgentreff, 50, may well be one of them. For as long as he can remember, he's been "curious" about science, he gushes. His curiosity about what it would be like to live on Mars motivat...

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Funny story: President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs

President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs

In response to mounting criticism both at home and abroad President Obama told White House staffers this morning that he fully intends to do a full Samuel L Jackson on terrorism 'in any shape or form, any place in the world' - including Faux News's B...

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Funny story: Obama says Right Wing Congress Would Not Pass Citizenship Exam

Obama says Right Wing Congress Would Not Pass Citizenship Exam

President Obama gave the following address today: I would be willing to wager any amount with any member of the Tea Party that they could not pass the test given to immigrants desiring American citizenship. If flag waving Bible Belting assholes like Ted Cruz or Mike Huckleberry or Ted Cruz or Rick Perry can pass this test i will kiss their fat ignorant asses!" Here's a self-test for YOU t...

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Funny story: Prezident Obummer calls for investigation of airline fatality

Prezident Obummer calls for investigation of airline fatality

On a crowded airplane flight aboard Alaska Airlines, a female passenger (not Sarah Palin) and a scorpion struggled over a seat, resulting in the scorpion's biting the woman's hand. Flight 567 was approaching the runway when the incident occurred.

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Funny story: Pentagon admits, "ISIS is on a roll"

Pentagon admits, "ISIS is on a roll"

The Pentagon reacted with surprise to intelligence that ISIS has encroached upon U. S. military forces training Iraqi troops. "We're concerned," Rear Admiral Howe Cudditbee confessed. "We're also perplexed. How could 40,000 terrorists who have bee...

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Funny story: This Valentine's Day, Dems Want You to Give the Gift of Obamacare Instead

This Valentine's Day, Dems Want You to Give the Gift of Obamacare Instead

WASHINGTON D.C.- Forget candy and flowers, they've been done to death for Valentine's Day. This year, show your love by forcing your special someone to sign up for something they probably don't want - Obamacare! Who wouldn't want to be surprised with...

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Funny story: Vice-President Bidet explains away "butt buddy" gaffe

Vice-President Bidet explains away "butt buddy" gaffe

Speaking to a crowd in Iowa, U. S. Vice-president-in-Charge-of-Vice Joe Bidet outed himself as a "recovering homosexual" today. Before an audience of ten or fifteen supporters, Bidet gave a shout out to an old friend, calling, "Neal Smith, old but...

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Funny story: Obama: Gay Marriage Should Be Mandatory

Obama: Gay Marriage Should Be Mandatory

WASHINGTON, DC - Citizens in all 50 states should be forced by the Supreme Court to be gay-married, President Barack Obama has decreed. The directive marks another phase in Obama's progressive shift on gay marriage, which has included declarations...

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Funny story: Obama Takes Control of Education

Obama Takes Control of Education

Following the revolutionary "No Child Will Escape" Act of 2001 fronted by George W. Bush and signed into law on Jan, 8, 2002, Barack Obama has launched his own follow-up "No Child Can Ever Escape" education bill which will be passed shortly with no f...

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Funny story: GOP Says Obama is Forcing Folks Back to Work

GOP Says Obama is Forcing Folks Back to Work

GOP leaders held a press conference after the news that job growth continued to expand dramatically under Democratic guidance. John Boehner surrounded by Ted Cruz and other Tea Party notables announced today: "This president with his pro growth policies is forcing folks back to work to make his Libtards look good before the 2016 election!" Washington reporter Candy Cookie asked him; " Are yo...

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Funny story: German Dominatrix Handcuffs Obama To Podium: 50 Shades Of Ukraine

German Dominatrix Handcuffs Obama To Podium: 50 Shades Of Ukraine

BILLINGSGATE POST: German Chancellor Angela Merkel performed a dominatrix hat trick on willing participant Barack Obama as Vladimir Putin watched on with bemused interest. With the fate of Ukraine hanging in balance, President Barack Obama allowed...

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Funny story: Kansas Fried Chicken Staff Deny Launching Doner Kebab Killing Drones

Kansas Fried Chicken Staff Deny Launching Doner Kebab Killing Drones

What was claimed to be a U.S. made search and destroy drone was shot down by a SAM this morning. No casualties were reported. The drone "hit" was claimed by by Mustapha Badpun of the Doner Kebab staff. A spokesman for the Turkish kebab house told...

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Funny story: Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

In the wake of Bri Willyums' lies about his "adventures and misadventures in and out of combat," renewed interest has arisen with regard to former First Lady-Senator-presidential candidate-Secretary of State Hillbilly Clinton's claim that she landed...

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Funny story: GOP Says Obama is Forcing Folks Back to Work

GOP Says Obama is Forcing Folks Back to Work

GOP leaders held a press conference after the news that job growth continued to expand dramatically under Democratic guidance. John Boehner surrounded by Ted Cruz and other Tea Party notables announced today: "This president with his pro growth po...

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Funny story: Obama Under Attack By Enraged Christians

Obama Under Attack By Enraged Christians

The National Prayer Breakfast held yesterday is hosted by members of the United States Congress. It has often had controversial speakers. President Obama, himself, is now in that category as yesterday. He initially attacked the Islamic State as...

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Funny story: Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress

Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress

When Speaker of the House John Boehner invited Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address a joint session of Congress without White House permission, the tsunami backlash began. It is protocol that before someone is invited to address a joi...

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