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Funny story: Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 16

Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 16

Buster's dream, Part Two...

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Funny story: New Parents Spend First Three Years of Child's Life Teaching Him to Talk, Walk - Will Spend Next Fifteen Trying to Get Him to Sit Down, Shut Up

New Parents Spend First Three Years of Child's Life Teaching Him to Talk, Walk - Will Spend Next Fifteen Trying to Get Him to Sit Down, Shut Up

Taos, New Mexico - New parents, Alisha and Shane Boyle, announced to their families today that their one-year-old son Alex took his first steps. "Three months ago he said his first word, 'mama'." said Alisha, "Now he's walking. I just can't wait...

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Funny story: Disgruntled father found with holster in capitol

Disgruntled father found with holster in capitol

Washington, D.C.: Authorities detained a suspicious man Tuesday lurking around the White House and discovered a holster for a Mac-10 machine gun under his jacket.

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 15

Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 15

Buster's Dream, Part One...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to eat some more

Angelina Jolie to eat some more

"Please baby, just one more mouth full" - Brad pursing his gorgeous kissable lips begging Angie to eat the crispy green salad stabbed onto the 24 carat gold fork gripped in his masculine hand. "Please just for me, and darling Jennifer is not watching."...

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 14

Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 14

Should we chart the origins of Buster and, dare we say, HIS baby angel we would find that both in some way held on by spit and glue to a fate that might bring them to more than the usual destruction or mediocrity -perhaps the same thing- as Thoreau's most(you know, lives of quiet or worse disquieted desperation). Spit on the cheek of the endeared if slobbered Buster and glue on the often sore...

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Funny story: Ellen Degenerates & Ana Ward to Adopt baby Danielynn Smith

Ellen Degenerates & Ana Ward to Adopt baby Danielynn Smith

I just wish all this media frenzy would stop over ANS and the baby, IT SHOULD ALL BE OVER NOW. I am now putting a stop to it and updating the world on the latest and hopefully the story will remain buried!!...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 13: Paris Hilton Remains Celibate, Lindsay Lohan Trips Over Her Ass.

Ed-E-torial 13: Paris Hilton Remains Celibate, Lindsay Lohan Trips Over Her Ass.

It's Ed-E-torial #13. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we choose between Paris and Lindsay. And you get to see George Bush's baby picture."...

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby Angel,Chapter 13

Buster and the Baby Angel,Chapter 13

The Revelations of the Baby Angel,Part One " I believe YOU to be true , actual,real...

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby Angel,Chapter 12

Buster and the Baby Angel,Chapter 12

Buster could feel nothing. Nothing that made him feel what he felt when the Baby Angel was with him. This was no real surprise to him since nothing was what he was used to feeling--at least ---it was ---until that time that in his memory seemed timeless When he really got desperate he would rummage through the filthy back of his van to find some vestigial trace of her pres...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Stole my Line - I am the baby's...

Britney Spears Stole my Line - I am the baby's...

I think that the baby Dannielynn should be given to me. Britney, I sent in this story on Monday claiming Dannielynn. Britney you cannot always be the favourite. Everyone is claiming to be the baby's father, but I am truly the one who deserves to have the baby.

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Funny story: Florida Baby Youngest Ever Murder Suspect

Florida Baby Youngest Ever Murder Suspect

Key Riest, Fla.: A third-trimester unborn baby boy opened fire with an assault rifle at a pre-natal care clinic on Thursday, killing seven people, including his own doctor, and wounding four others, two of them critically. The child's name is be...

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 11

Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 11

Can you image, sweet reader , what life is like for a dear little hermaphrodite whose very existence depended upon duct taped wings? Well, like most of us it had moments of great glory and lots of hours and days of difficulty. This splendid winged creature walked amid her fellow villagers as a visitor from another dimension.Perhaps that is why years later it seemed to those who knew her that grav...

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby Angel, chapter 10

Buster and the Baby Angel, chapter 10

This disappearing act was far from the first time Buster found himself stunned and alone, though it was the first time he could remember it happening after a kiss. His introductory introduction to abandonment came when Gypsy Mom decided to take to the caravan road without him. He didn't count his abusive Dad's departure since it came early and often like the Election Day voters in Chi tow...

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Funny story: Male Lactation All the Rage!

Male Lactation All the Rage!

Scientific advances in breast-feeding are not just limited to females. Hormones, breast pumps and all manner of devices are allowing men heretofore incapable of giving teat to their bouncing baby girls and boys to nuture the little wankers!...

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Funny story: Mandelson "I Had Tony's Love child"

Mandelson "I Had Tony's Love child"

EU commissioner Peter Mandelson today defended his controversial new autobiography, "I took it my way" by saying he had every right to tell the story of his meteoric rise through the corridors of Westminster power and of the love that dare...

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 9

Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 9

And with a great cloud of oil-blue exhaust and without a hardy high ho silver the trio sped off to deliver the newly restored bike and angelic rider to their destination if not their destiny. Along the way the often destitute driver and his new-found companions shared the following trialogue:...

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