Washington, DC - An emotional President Obama held an impromptu press conference in The Rose Garden today, where he made an announcement sure to stun the international community, once the information is processed and confirmed. "My fellow world c...
Wickford, Essex - Ryan Cleary, a 19 year old IT buff, 'was just tracking aliens in the IMF' when cops pounced early this morning. Officers from the Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency seized tin foil hats and laptops in the Essex raid followin...
Hunky Canadian actor Sean Van Der Spak, 23, has revealed in a lengthy TV interview that he was the victim of an alien abduction in 2009. "It was terrifying," claimed the young movie star, still shaken by the ordeal. "I was on my way home from 7-1...
Artificial Satellites and Space Debris: Current Orbital Distribution and Monitoring Activities Division of the Upper Denture Satellite and Listening Unit Institute have this morning recorded what can only be termed as 'Manic Laughter' in Outer Space.
Switzerland - Astrophysicists at Switzerland's CERN Institute have replicated anti-matter warheads first debuted on a Star Trek episode in 1966. A report on the Beeb TV news channel broadcast an excerpt on Monday night showing Captain Jim Kirk ord...
It can now be revealed - that Aliens have indeed landed on earth on the 7th June 2011, at Little Crumpet Village, in Nottinghamshire, UK. The aliens, friendly in nature, declared their intention of saving earth species at risk of extermination. Al...
Isle of Wight based celebrity stalker, house burglar and petty criminal, Orlando Puckerbum has revealed that the secret behind lady Gaga's spectacular rise to prominence in the music and fashion worlds, can be attributed to one simple fact: At som...
Southern England - Greater London insomniacs are in raptures tonight. A low-flying UFO has apparently attempted 'making human contact' by playing a medley of space-themed rock music classics. The July 1972 No#1 smash hit from The Rise and Fall...
An unreal life on an the imaginary planet of Dreamworld. In an unprecedented sequence of events, Dreamworld has been set rocking by three astounding occurrences, a marriage, a birth and a death on three consecutive days. This is all so incredibly funny for our cynical members. In the first event, the son of a rugby captain was wed to an unknown person in a congruous display of mind contro...
Space - The Beeb's Sky At Fright presenter Sir Patrick Moore has blamed a gigantic storm in Saturn's atmosphere for lousy reception in the Delta Quadrant beyond Uranus. Captured on video by NASA'S Cassini probe the tempestuous swirling vortices ar...
Evolutionists are now breathing a sigh of relief as the mystery of the origins of life on Earth might finally be revealed. A boffin of Cambfordshire University, Adrion Kentingsmith, is reported to have announced the following hypothesis in a genui...
Classified documents obtained by Skoob News International reveal that on the day of the Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, fighter jets will patrol the skies above the capital to protect against kamikaze UFO attempts to subvert...
A Pentagon whistle-blower has revealed that the government are planning to clone alien life forms, using DNA samples from three dead aliens recovered from Roswell in 1946 and cryogenically preserved for decades. The whistle-blower explained that c...
The National Institute for Green Goo Acceptance (NIGGA) has released guidelines on how to behave in the event of an alien abduction. Every year many people around the world are apparently abducted, and their main complaint is that they didn't know ho...
As part of government cuts, the department in the Ministry of Defence that deals with all of the crap sent in by the public about their UFO sightings has been closed. The department has been operating since 1950. The need was identified when membe...
Berkeley, CA. - As if their task wasn't difficult enough, technicians associated with the SETI Project are now being constantly bombarded by messages from aliens looking for Chinese Take away. "Our purpose is to look for intelligent life in outer...
An ex-airforce pilot and alien expert has claimed that the upcoming royal circus, i.e. wedding will be certainly visited by alien visitors. The ex-pilot, George Filer, who lost his marbles a long time ago whilst overdoing G-force training claims t...
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