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Funny story: Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

The media is calling it the most disgusting debate in the history of US political campaigns! Last night at the GOP debate, the 2016 campaign for Pre3sident of the United States reached a new low in this year of rude, crude and unattractive democra...

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Funny story: Donald Trump: "I'm Anointing The Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms!"

Donald Trump: "I'm Anointing The Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms!"

Donald Trump announced yesterday while he was on the campaign trail that he is "Anointing the Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms." Ted Nugent, who was unavailable for comment yesterday and early today, may or may not accept the anointing fro...

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Funny story: List of white nationalist organizations submitted to Trump for disavowal; Trump accepts all endorsements

List of white nationalist organizations submitted to Trump for disavowal; Trump accepts all endorsements

Washington, D.C. - Holding Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump to his word, a list of white nationalist organizations was submitted Tuesday to Mr. Trump. During an interview with CNN on Sunday, Mr. Trump, who was unclear what an endorsemen...

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Funny story: Thoughts That Need To Be Thunk About For 2016

Thoughts That Need To Be Thunk About For 2016

If Donald Trump wins the Presidential election he will consider all of us to be 'losers'. If the Occupiers of the wildlife refuge took over the land there wouldn't they probably shoot all the ducks? Do the Republicans already have a smear campaign ready in case Bernie Sanders is elected based on the fact that he is Jewish, a Socialist and advanced in age? Under the definition of 'gang' wo...

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Funny story: Trump Tasers Baby After Tot's Mom Breastfeeds At Rally

Trump Tasers Baby After Tot's Mom Breastfeeds At Rally

At a rally in Dallas Texas, Donald Trump asked his security for a Taser and then unapologetically used it on a 4 month old boy who had been crying. Defending his actions Trump said, "Well, the baby wouldn't stop crying, and then the mother was at...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Flies Over The Cuckoos Nest

Ted Cruz Flies Over The Cuckoos Nest

In a desperate attempt to prove how tough he would be on illegal immigration, presidential candidate Ted Cruz vowed to attach a huge net to the wall he will build between Mexico and the United States. "We no longer will allow migrating birds to mo...

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Funny story: Trump Announces that he was hired to run for President to "weed out the dummies"

Trump Announces that he was hired to run for President to "weed out the dummies"

In a shocking announcement, the current republican presidential nominee front runner, Donald Trump has admitted to running a mock campaign. "I'm surprised someone has called me on this yet." the Donald said. "I take that back. I'm not surprise...

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Funny story: Zimmer Framing to the White House

Zimmer Framing to the White House

Now that senior citizens are running - or rather, pushing - for the White House with force, architects are preparing the President's Office for the possible arrival of septuagenarians in November. Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are...

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Funny story: Marco Rubio... A double negative too far

Marco Rubio... A double negative too far

Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio confused Meet the Press viewers and its moderator Chuck Todd on Sunday with his overuse of negatives in response to questions regarding fault for the 9/11 attacks. Todd asked repeatedly that Rubio clarify. Essentially the exchange went like this: Todd: "Are you putting 9/11 on Clinton?" Rubio: "No. I am putting it on Clinton." Rubio's failure...

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Funny story: Montgomery Brewster surges in polls after other candidates prove themselves schmucks

Montgomery Brewster surges in polls after other candidates prove themselves schmucks

In the latest Gallup poll, a relative unknown candidate has begun gaining traction due mostly to the ineptitude and downright lackluster performances put on by the other previously front running candidates. Montgomery Brewster, made famous in the ea...

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Funny story: Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

In recent dazzling investigative work, Spoof reporting is able to finally bring out the contents of Hillary Clinton's controversial speeches to Goldman Sachs. These speeches occurred as part of her early campaign to win the Democratic nomination f...

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Funny story: Trump announces plans to be world leader and how he will instruct the globe to behave

Trump announces plans to be world leader and how he will instruct the globe to behave

Last night in a news conference, Mr. Trump laid out his vision for his coming global leadership and how to improve world affairs. He made it plain his notions for world order would brook no nonsense to his instructions as leader of "the greatest c...

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Funny story: Clinton campaign claims Bernie related to Colonel Sanders

Clinton campaign claims Bernie related to Colonel Sanders

A super PAC associated with the Hillary Clinton campaign is reportedly going to release a television commercial beginning in South Carolina that suggests Bernie Sanders and Colonel Sanders, the semi fictional Kentucky Fried Chicken founder, are relat...

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Funny story: Donald Duck for President

Donald Duck for President

Presidential hopeful Donald Duck - known to his friends as Goofy - has been taking the mickey out of front runner Minnie Cliton. Teasingly Donald refers to his rival as Clit and claims Minnie has never understood America's favourite poet from the...

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Funny story: George and Weezy Jefferson Offer Dry Cleaning Services to Dr. Ben Carson

George and Weezy Jefferson Offer Dry Cleaning Services to Dr. Ben Carson

New York - Prominent East Side dry cleaning magnate George Jefferson and his wife Weezy have offered support to Dr. Ben Carson's troubled presidential campaign. Speaking from their Deluxe Apartment In The Sky today, the Jeffersons urged Dr. Carson t...

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Funny story: Donald J. Trump promises to build a big, friggin' wall around the planet to keep any Martians and other illegal aliens out - and he'll get the Klingons to pay for it

Donald J. Trump promises to build a big, friggin' wall around the planet to keep any Martians and other illegal aliens out - and he'll get the Klingons to pay for it

Big, bad-ass billionaire bozo Donald Trump who wants to be the next President of the United States of America told shrieking supporters that he would kick alien ass and lock them permanently out of planet earth by building a wall around the planet. H...

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Funny story: IMPEACH MEGYN KELLY! Trump Calls Her A Bimbo Alfred E. Neuman

IMPEACH MEGYN KELLY! Trump Calls Her A Bimbo Alfred E. Neuman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Strumpet..Bimbo..Third class journalist. All grounds for impeachment under the laws governing the dissemination of news according to the Trump Institute. But worst of all, she is a "Bimbo Alfred E Neuman," so sez the Trumpster...

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