NEW YORK CITY - Rick Perry did what every man, woman, and child in America has done at one time or another; he forgot the third item in a three part series. I recall my cousin Vinnie once telling me that his favorite candy bars were Three Musketee...
Simi Valley, California - Republican presidential contenders Rick Perry and Herman Cain have checked themselves into the Ronald Reagan Clinic for Memory Intervention. Publicly embarrassed by critical memory lapses last week, the two candidates are...
ROCHESTER, Michigan - After the latest in a series of 179 scheduled GOP Presidential Debates, Herman Cain was asked about the rumor concerning him and former Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi. At first Cain told Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld tha...
Presidential candidate Rick Perry made what may be the most devastating mistake in the history of this nation last night when he forgot the name of an agency he would eliminate. Or some department or office. Whatever it was, it was a mistake of epic...
CHATTANOOGA - Herman Cain brought his Republican presidential campaign into Chattanooga, Tennessee, the town where Cousin Connie's Confederate-Style Cornbread was first baked back in 1864. He spoke before a half-cheering crowd of 22 in the parking...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--At a press conference on Monday, Sharon Bialek relayed a detailed account of how Herman Cain made sexual advances toward her in a hotel in 1997. The Cain Campaign has, however, unearthed in its mind such a troubling past for Bialek...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Herman Cain has taken a slight lead in the Republican nomination contest, but is currently the leader by a large margin in the Gaffe Factor. When asked who the president of Uzbekistan was, Cain replied, "When they ask me who is t...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Herman Cain's campaign for the Republican nomination is all over but for the crying. Web-based news sources confronted Cain about sexual harassment suits from the 1990s. After a long pause, Cain reverted to German, a tactic some...
KANKAKEE, Illinois - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour found itself in Kankakee, Illinois, the home of Johnny Appleseed Instant Apple Sauce. She was greeted by a group of well wishers who wished her presidential campaign well a...
AUSTIN - Willie Nelson, who at 77, is still going strong and performing his country music songs to sell out audiences from Bangor, Maine to Calexico, California says that he feels better at 77, than he did at 27. Willie spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yi...
Seattle (AP) What do you call a guy who sleeps in a cardboard box, panhandles at the stadium, collects cans and other debris, pisses and shits on lawns, eats road kill, exposes himself to families at the library, assaults handicapped people, steal...
Special to INS - The Republican National Committee (RNC) has set the brackets for the 2012 nominating convention to be held in Tampa, Florida, starting in August 2012. Top seed is Mitt Romney, despite the fact that his political history reads like a...
McDonaldland- In a bizarre twist to an already unusual presidential race, Mayor McCheese announced his presidential candidacy for 2012 early Monday morning. The giant, hamburger for a head fictional character, who was well known as the Mayor of M...
TEXAS - Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has just picked up more steam in his pursuit for the presidency of the United States of America once again. Formerly employed physician, author, and congressman Ron Paul has decided to endorse Ron Pa...
HARFOLD, Vt.--Donning a hardhat and speaking to 27 workers at the Harfold Tool & Die, presidential candidate Rick Perry introduced his latest plan to save the nation, the 9-1-1 plan. The plan calls for the drilling for oil in most every unexpl...
Last week was a historical moment for assassinations, as the US shot a missile at it's first US citizen, Omar al Awlaki. Jay Carney, the white house press secretary, claimed that this was the first of many actions that will make America more American...
GOP Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann announced today that she has "indisputable proof" that co-candidate Mitch Romney is gay. "Just look at that hair," she said, "and those teeth. Nobody looks that good unless they're either a movie star o...
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