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Funny story: Rick Perry's Popularity Goes Up 7 Points After His Appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman

Rick Perry's Popularity Goes Up 7 Points After His Appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman

NEW YORK CITY - Rick Perry did what every man, woman, and child in America has done at one time or another; he forgot the third item in a three part series. I recall my cousin Vinnie once telling me that his favorite candy bars were Three Musketee...

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Funny story: Perry and Cain Check-In to the Ronald Reagan Memory Clinic

Perry and Cain Check-In to the Ronald Reagan Memory Clinic

Simi Valley, California - Republican presidential contenders Rick Perry and Herman Cain have checked themselves into the Ronald Reagan Clinic for Memory Intervention. Publicly embarrassed by critical memory lapses last week, the two candidates are...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Denies That He and Nancy Pelosi Once Shared A Taco Pizza Down In Tijuana, Mexico

Herman Cain Denies That He and Nancy Pelosi Once Shared A Taco Pizza Down In Tijuana, Mexico

ROCHESTER, Michigan - After the latest in a series of 179 scheduled GOP Presidential Debates, Herman Cain was asked about the rumor concerning him and former Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi. At first Cain told Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld tha...

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Funny story: Rick Perry forgets name of agency, or department, or something

Rick Perry forgets name of agency, or department, or something

Presidential candidate Rick Perry made what may be the most devastating mistake in the history of this nation last night when he forgot the name of an agency he would eliminate. Or some department or office. Whatever it was, it was a mistake of epic...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Says If These White Women Keep Accusing Him of Stuff He's Gonna Quit The GOP Presidential Race

Herman Cain Says If These White Women Keep Accusing Him of Stuff He's Gonna Quit The GOP Presidential Race

CHATTANOOGA - Herman Cain brought his Republican presidential campaign into Chattanooga, Tennessee, the town where Cousin Connie's Confederate-Style Cornbread was first baked back in 1864. He spoke before a half-cheering crowd of 22 in the parking...

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Funny story: Sharon Bialek has such troubled past that the chances of her having been groped are 0%, Cain's people

Sharon Bialek has such troubled past that the chances of her having been groped are 0%, Cain's people

WASHINGTON, D.C.--At a press conference on Monday, Sharon Bialek relayed a detailed account of how Herman Cain made sexual advances toward her in a hotel in 1997. The Cain Campaign has, however, unearthed in its mind such a troubling past for Bialek...

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Funny story: Herman Cain not interested in 'small insignificant states' unless they're bombing us

Herman Cain not interested in 'small insignificant states' unless they're bombing us

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Herman Cain has taken a slight lead in the Republican nomination contest, but is currently the leader by a large margin in the Gaffe Factor. When asked who the president of Uzbekistan was, Cain replied, "When they ask me who is t...

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Funny story: Herman Cain responds to sexual harassment allegations in...German?

Herman Cain responds to sexual harassment allegations in...German?

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Herman Cain's campaign for the Republican nomination is all over but for the crying. Web-based news sources confronted Cain about sexual harassment suits from the 1990s. After a long pause, Cain reverted to German, a tactic some...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Campaigns In Kankakee, Illinois and Catches Hell From Some of The Crowd

Michele Bachmann Campaigns In Kankakee, Illinois and Catches Hell From Some of The Crowd

KANKAKEE, Illinois - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour found itself in Kankakee, Illinois, the home of Johnny Appleseed Instant Apple Sauce. She was greeted by a group of well wishers who wished her presidential campaign well a...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Announces His GOP Choice For President

Willie Nelson Announces His GOP Choice For President

AUSTIN - Willie Nelson, who at 77, is still going strong and performing his country music songs to sell out audiences from Bangor, Maine to Calexico, California says that he feels better at 77, than he did at 27. Willie spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yi...

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Funny story: Election 2012: Google Search Yields Candidate Who Will Kick republican Butt

Election 2012: Google Search Yields Candidate Who Will Kick republican Butt

Seattle (AP) What do you call a guy who sleeps in a cardboard box, panhandles at the stadium, collects cans and other debris, pisses and shits on lawns, eats road kill, exposes himself to families at the library, assaults handicapped people, steal...

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Funny story: Republicans Set Brackets for 2012 Nomination

Republicans Set Brackets for 2012 Nomination

Special to INS - The Republican National Committee (RNC) has set the brackets for the 2012 nominating convention to be held in Tampa, Florida, starting in August 2012. Top seed is Mitt Romney, despite the fact that his political history reads like a...

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Funny story: Mayor McCheese Announces Presidential Candidacy

Mayor McCheese Announces Presidential Candidacy

McDonaldland- In a bizarre twist to an already unusual presidential race, Mayor McCheese announced his presidential candidacy for 2012 early Monday morning. The giant, hamburger for a head fictional character, who was well known as the Mayor of M...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Ready to Endorse Ron Paul

Ron Paul Ready to Endorse Ron Paul

TEXAS - Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has just picked up more steam in his pursuit for the presidency of the United States of America once again. Formerly employed physician, author, and congressman Ron Paul has decided to endorse Ron Pa...

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Funny story: Perry reveals 9-1-1 plan, says it's just what a country in crisis needs

Perry reveals 9-1-1 plan, says it's just what a country in crisis needs

HARFOLD, Vt.--Donning a hardhat and speaking to 27 workers at the Harfold Tool & Die, presidential candidate Rick Perry introduced his latest plan to save the nation, the 9-1-1 plan. The plan calls for the drilling for oil in most every unexpl...

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Funny story: Obama places political opponents on CIA's kill or capture list

Obama places political opponents on CIA's kill or capture list

Last week was a historical moment for assassinations, as the US shot a missile at it's first US citizen, Omar al Awlaki. Jay Carney, the white house press secretary, claimed that this was the first of many actions that will make America more American...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann: "Romney is Gay"

Michele Bachmann: "Romney is Gay"

GOP Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann announced today that she has "indisputable proof" that co-candidate Mitch Romney is gay. "Just look at that hair," she said, "and those teeth. Nobody looks that good unless they're either a movie star o...

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