Running Springs, Vermont - With the polls closed in Vermont and the voting results tabulated, Barack Obama has been declared the winner over Hillary Clinton in the primary for democratic presidential nominee delegates.
(Unassociated Press) Cleveland, Ohio- After being considered to be in danger for the last few months, the body of Hillary Clinton's campaign for the Democratic Presidential Nomination was found dead early Wednesday morning. The b...
The World's most wanted terrorist, Osama Bin Laden is planning to dupe millions of American citizens into voting him into office of President of USA later this year. To show what nice chap he is, he is no...
Las Vegas, Nevada -- Faced with many upcoming March 4 presidential primaries and the stomach-churning prospect of seeing the same ol' refried 'Three Musketeers' on the menu -- a newbie intern, a petulant philanderer, and a pimped-out ho -...
Washington, D.C. - Even with Obama's stunting success in winning more state delegates than Clinton, Hillary still holds a commanding lead over him in the number of "uncommitted" supperdelegates (elected officials) she controls going int...
WASHINGTON - After total defeat in the 2006 election season, and fielding the weakest team of presidential hopefuls in a century, the Republican Party is demanding Major League Politics institute a draft system for candidates.
Senator John McCain has rejected a plan to use Abba's 1977 hit "Take a Chance on Me" as the theme song for his presidential campaign, citing licensing difficulties.
YOUNGSTOWN,OH -- The BARD (Berets and Red Dresses) group of Youngstown were host to what was thought to be a routine stump speech by America's first black President, but turned out to be anything but.
MSM - The 2008 Elections have given birth to a new TV Series: The New Mod Squad!...
Two of the femme fatales of US political history have spoken out on the Democratic Primary candidates.
Washington DC - Seeking to address a growing rise in the popularity of the Democratic Party, the Democratic Leadership Council (DLC) announced today that it is conceding the 2008 election.
London, England (IPP) - Americans have botched the last two presidential elections and as a result of this Congress has decided to allow Europeans to vote in the 2008 presidential election.
Key staff members of Fox Television Stations, Inc. were summoned to the company's money laundering headquarters in Australia this week to be briefed by the telecasting giant's CEO, Ruppert Murdock, on his decision to cancel the 2008 Presidential election and just appoint Ron Paul President.
Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has received a $1000 campaign contribution from a known albino sex addict and says he plans to return "every red-eyed cent." Charles Mugsby, owner of the lurid, adults-only site WhiteRide.com ex...
DeMoines, Iowa (UPI) In an astounding announcement from the Clinton Campaign, Bill Clinton, former Democratic President of the United States, revealed that he is registering as a Republican and will seek the Republican nomination for President of th...
Politics in Guilderland NY has long been strange, but recent events have elevated the oddities. First some background. After 100 years of Republican rule, the party splintered in a factional dispute some 10 years ago. One leader of the castaways,...
Unable to outdo one another in terms of religious devotion in their individual appearances on the campaign trail, the major candidates of both parties will be coming together next month for an unprecedented piousness debate, or God-off.
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