LONDON - The coach of England's National team, Fabio Capello finally decided that it was time to let David Beckham go. And so he announced that the legendary footballer, who has had a 14 year international career was no longer on the team. The...
An angry David Beckham, 35, has reacted to England manager Fabio Capello's dismissal of him as being too old to play for England again. He is taking Capello to the European Court on charges of discrimination. 'To write someone off because of age i...
EL PASO - The Colombian hip shaker Shakira had just finished performing to a sold-out crowd at El Paso's La Chupacabra Convention Center when she was asked about her extra curricular activities during the 2010 World Cup Finals which were recently hel...
The English footy team are hoping thousands of 'Boo Boys' come to Wembley tomorrow to watch a meaningless game against a second-rate Hungarian team. Captain Gerrard issued this surprise statement before the game: "Please come and boo as loud as...
Shocked Aston Villa supporters woke up this morning to the news that Martin O' Neill had left the Midlands club just five days before the start of the 2010/2011 season. Many speculated that O' Neill left because he couldn't take the club any further...
After Martin O'Neill's shock resignation from Aston Villa, 'Big' Ron Atkinson is favourite with the bookies to return to the hot seat at Villa Park. Atkinson was manager of the Villains from 1991-94 where he helped Villa win their first piece of s...
The football world has been shaken to its very foundations this evening with the sad news that Aston Villa and Martin O'Neill have divorced. The marriage was annulled this afternoon, taking just two minutes. O'Neill and Villa wed four years ago in...
England's football manager Fabio Capello is considering retirement so a younger man can take over the troublesome job. Two fingers from two players and an unexpected appearance of another in a match he wasn't supposed to be playing in, give the im...
Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth, Wednesday, 23rd June 2010. Tommy Cooper's England needed to win against Slovenia to progress to the second round and remake their World Cup future. Anything less, and less than 11 days after Tommy Coope...
International football has been hit by a slew of insulting retirements over the weekend, with at least three players giving notice that they no longer want to play for their countries again, because it is "shit". First to go was the 'hunky' Blackb...
As football supporters prepare themselves for the Premier League kick off next Saturday, top flight newboys, West Bromwich Albion are facing up to their tricky away game against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge with renewed optimism, as it was announced th...
Hull City, the team so unceremoniously dumped back into the Championship in May after two years in the top flight, got their new campaign off to a flying start with an extremely comfortable 2-0 win over Welsh Bastards at the KC stadium earlier today.
It was strange how Penny was looking forward to the new Football season when months before she had been sick to death of the World Cup. Dad had put an embargo on the World Cup: 'Don't mention the World Cup', so it was easy to forget all about it anyway. Terry was keen on West Ham but they are not one of the best teams. He goes to see them and has asked me to go with him. I'm really excited a...
Exultant Liverpool fans are busy learning the words of the team's new theme song: 'A Slow Boat to China' so they can tell their Chinese owners 'what you mean to me.' Steven Gerrard told me on a crackling line from Canton that he couldn't be happie...
Spanish drama Queens Barcelona have upped their bid to sign the Gunners' captain Cesc Fabregas. the funny looking 23 year old Spaniard left Barcelona at the age of 15 when they decided he was a waste of space and was upsetting their superstar atmosph...
Have any of you football fans ever wondered what would happen if a knockout match were to be drawn, went to extra time, and then penalties or a Golden Goal ending, and still couldn't be settled? Well, wonder no more! I can now exclusively reveal...
Premier League newboys, Blackpool FC, may have made it back into football's big time, but their long-suffering fans may have to wait just a tad longer to see their heroes in action, after FA executives put a block on the club playing at home until a...
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