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Funny story: No "Tweet-In-Chief": Trump blames late night rants on sonambulism

No "Tweet-In-Chief": Trump blames late night rants on sonambulism

President-elect Trump has declined to take responsibility for late night messages on his Twitter account. "I never said that," was Mr. Trump's response to questions about the Constitutionality of some of his comments. The President-elect was pr...

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Funny story: Trump Wants To Host The Apprentice In White House

Trump Wants To Host The Apprentice In White House

Donald Trump has a global empire worth billions and he owes hundreds of millions of dollars to foreign lenders, including the government-owned Bank of China. He has business interests in at least 14 countries, many authoritarian regimes. Although p...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Protects Demented Daddy Donald

Ivanka Trump Protects Demented Daddy Donald

Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump's daughter, Ivanka, have called in a hypnotist to Trump Tower. Ronald P Johnson, world-renowned hypnotist, posed as an investor to get inside Trump's office. Inside sources reveal that once there he hypnotized the...

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Funny story: Trump appoints: Priebus to White House, Satan to RNC chairman, Pat Robertson to Vatican!

Trump appoints: Priebus to White House, Satan to RNC chairman, Pat Robertson to Vatican!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that President-elect  Donald Trump has tweeted out more of his appointments. Once again, the news took the media by surprise. "Not surprising really" stated an editorial in The New York Times, "Not Ambas...

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Funny story: Trump's Chief Jokes About Gays, Nazis, Jews, KKK

Trump's Chief Jokes About Gays, Nazis, Jews, KKK

It didn't take a clairvoyant to predict that the press would almost instantly normalize President-elect Donald Trump since they had already normalized him when he was a candidate. After a 60 Minutes interview, Lesley Stahl declared him "more subdued...

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Funny story: Who's Unelectable Now? A Message from Bernie Sanders.

Who's Unelectable Now? A Message from Bernie Sanders.

Hi, this is Bernie Sanders. I just wanted to remind you Democrats how you didn't want me for your nominee. Sure, I might have lost. But I might have lost with some dignity and brought some integrity back to the Democratic Party. I could have brought some white men back into the party, but you didn't want that. Oh no You said, We don't need any white men in our Party, we can win just fine without t...

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Funny story: Glass Swear Box Sales Increase Dramatically After Trump Win

Glass Swear Box Sales Increase Dramatically After Trump Win

Seattle, WA - Sales of the "Glass Swear Box" have increased to unprecedented levels after Donald Tump's presidential election win. The box is a 7-foot glass enclosure in which owners can step in and vent all of their frustrations. A user can swear,...

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Funny story: Jaggedone reveals the truth behind Trump's trump card!

Jaggedone reveals the truth behind Trump's trump card!

Berlin Bunker, 1945! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) just got there before the Russians did and found this document typed by Frau Goebbels!!! World Sensation! Hitler to Goebbels: "Do not vorry Goebbels ve have produced ze eg...

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Funny story: Democratic Party Liberals Praise Trump Appointees

Democratic Party Liberals Praise Trump Appointees

"We are the party of the common man," recently said Sen. Chuck Schumer, leading Democrat in the U.S. Senate. And Rep. Lois Maybee (D) of Rhode Island stated, "You can count on us to protect the civil liberties of all Americans." Rep. John Johnson (...

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Funny story: Trump Challenges Hamilton Cast to a Duel

Trump Challenges Hamilton Cast to a Duel

Weehawken, NJ - Donald Trump has challenged cast members of the Broadway hit "Hamilton" to a duel after the cast openly embarrassed Trump's Vice President, Mike Pence, at the end of a performance Pence attended. The audience roundly booed Pence as he...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Uses His $25 Million Get Out Of Jail Trump Card While Finding Ways To Keep Americans Distracted

Donald Trump Uses His $25 Million Get Out Of Jail Trump Card While Finding Ways To Keep Americans Distracted

The President Elect Donald Trump is involved in 4,000 lawsuits over the last 30 years and is currently facing 75 active lawsuits. The same man who once upon a time declared "I do not settle lawsuits", just used his $25 million get out of jail Trump c...

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Funny story: She Thought I Was Sambo or Something: An Interview with Hillary Clinton

She Thought I Was Sambo or Something: An Interview with Hillary Clinton

My name is Chad Billings and I write for a very reputable magazine, The Republic Rag. I grew up in a middle-class neighborhood in a three-bedroom, two-bath split-level ranch, where I lived with my sister Martha (Marty for short). My parents were not divorced. My father worked at IBM like everyone else, which allowed my mother to stay home and take care of things until "the kids" were out of scho...

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Funny story: Trump Creates "Department of War" Cheney To Be Head

Trump Creates "Department of War" Cheney To Be Head

Donald Trump said today that the term "Defense Department" is "kind of PC but we'll keep the department going with Donald Rumsfeld at the helm." He continued, "During the campaign I said that I'd bomb the sh*t out of ISIS and kill the women and chil...

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Funny story: Obama to Move Back to Africa as Mandela's Son

Obama to Move Back to Africa as Mandela's Son

Cape Town, South Africa - The Government of South Africa has unofficially announced that President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle are relocating to South Africa after Obama's term ends in January. The Obamas reportedly are leaving their daughter...

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Funny story: Christie Lists NJ Mansion on Airbnb, Becomes an Uber Driver

Christie Lists NJ Mansion on Airbnb, Becomes an Uber Driver

Trenton, NJ - After the great "purge" of NJ Governor Chris Christie and his cronies from Donald Trump's presidential transition team, Christie has started his new career as an Uber driver. Originally Christie hoped for the vice presidential nod, a...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Accused of Failure at not being President for a Week

Donald Trump Accused of Failure at not being President for a Week

Donald Trump is facing harsh criticism for the job he is doing as a citizen. "Wow, this guy won the election a whole week ago and he hasn't even started being president yet. What were we thinking?" said Skip Homeyer of the Whipperford Post web...

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Funny story: Bannon Karaoke Video and Dream Journal Released

Bannon Karaoke Video and Dream Journal Released

It's been a rough week for Steve Bannon: Breitbart News executive chairman, Trump's campaign CEO, and not overly female-friendly champion of white nationalism. The week started well. President-elect Donald Trump named Steve Bannon as his chief adviso...

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