France striker Nicolas Anelka is this evening reported to be "moderately dischuffed" at the 18-game ban handed to him by the French Football Federation (not surprisingly, the FFF) over his conduct at this summer's World Cup. The Chelsea player, 31...
Nicolas Aneilka et Patrick Evra have both been banned from playing for the French national team and immediately applied to become Brits, qui, qui! Both earn their hard earned millions in England and now have but one desire, to play for Capello (a...
After crashing out of the world cup, Manager Fabio Capello revealed reasons why England could never win anything and at least not be humiliated. The Italian revealed that England's football team in general had a striking resemblance to the fortune...
WAG Abbey Clancy has apparently taken a two-week break from her TV show for clear-the-air talks with England and Spurs striker Peter Crouch. She fears the lanky forward has allegedly been "playing away" with a series of mistresses. But a source...
Close friends of Liverpool and England skipper Steven Gerrard revealed to Skoob Sports News this morning that Stevie G appeared to be 'a bit nervous.' One source confided that Stevie was 'on edge' as he took delivery of the daily papers, which he...
Eastlands - Storm brews between United and City as Mancini signs latest strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd Drive-By Spy Buy'. With the shock announcement by Unite of more industrial action at BAA Airports during the August bank holiday weekend, Manc...
Premier League newboys Blackpool clearly stated their intentions at the weekend when they crushed a limp-wristed Wigan Athletic 4-0 in their opening match of the campaign, and, in so doing, put themselves in a great position to claim a Champions Leag...
In an unprecedented move, Chelsea FC have splashed out an undisclosed sum - beleived to be several billion - on purchasing history from all over the world during the summer. At Saturday's game against West Bromwich Albion, they revealed their latest...
Lawyers acting for beleaguered love rat Steven Gerrard have this weekend issues a so-called 'super injunction' against all UK newspapers and media outlets. Since The Spoof were not served with said injunction, we can exclusively reveal who has ser...
It was looking good for Liverpool in the closing stages of the match with Arsenal, a goal up despite being down to ten men following Joe Cole's debut dismissal for a reckless tackle. Liverpool continued to hang on, despite at one point being reduc...
'So the Hammers didn't do too well in their first match, Penny' her brother Seb remarked. 'It is at times like these when we must stand by the team.' 'They are losers, Penny.' 'They lost one game - away. We will bounce back. You see. I'll be there with Terry to cheer them on next Saturday.' 'Why don't you support a team like Chelsea?' 'They are full of West Ham rejects!' 'Rejects...
The unnamed soccer star who won a super injunction against a prominent Sunday tabloid newspaper preventing them from revealing intimate details in order to protect his privacy can now be named. But Skoob Sports News can't do it here because of the...
Shay Given clearly had a very large chip on his shoulder as he ridiculed Roberto Mancini's managerial credentials after being left on the bench for the opening game of the season against Harry Redknapps Spurs. Given, asked after the 0-0 draw for h...
From August 23rd Sky will no longer be broadcasting their Sky Sports News channel on digital Freeview. This means that unless viewers subscribe to Sky they will no longer be able to enjoy the unmissable Soccer Saturday presented by the legendary Jeff...
England manager announced that affable Geordie Bobby Charlton is too old to play for the England football team. Charlton, who is the only player to have served in more than three World Cup squads and who opened the scoring in the 1966 tournament...
Determined not to spend a penny on world-class superstars Man Utd have been spending their funds on a completely different catagory of footballers. Their latest signing is a definite sign that Man Utd refuse to pay horrendous amounts of cash on es...
The reasons why former Aston Villa manager, Martin O'Neill, suddenly departed the club last week have been revealed by a variety of reliable sources. O'Neill apparently met with chairman, Randy Lerner, for a meeting to discuss how the £20million...
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