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Funny story: Steve Bannon wins next series of The World's Biggest Loser

Steve Bannon wins next series of The World's Biggest Loser

Steve Bannon, Donald Trump's cackling Gollum figure is all set to win the next series of televisual entertainment smorgasbord 'The World's Biggest Loser'. The hirsute buffoon has been nominated by Donald 'Teflon' Trump, who's arms and tiny hands g...

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Funny story: Toddler decides that the behaviour of the President is completely selfish

Toddler decides that the behaviour of the President is completely selfish

Gary Watson, 3, has philosophised that the behaviour of Donald Trump really goes beyond the pail. Speaking to us, whilst throwing a tantrum on the floor of his local Tesco the erudite expert in human behaviour told us, 'A tantrum is fair enough in...

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Funny story: Donald Trump told to stop licking the Cactus

Donald Trump told to stop licking the Cactus

A White House aide has revealed that Donald Trump has to be repeatedly told to stop licking a Cactus in the White House. The Cactus, which is a large green one in the Oval Office, and was a gift from Barack Obama on his leaving Obama said 'Yes,...

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Funny story: 2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel

2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel

Snap election, Britain votes New £1 coins, new £10 notes Robert Mugabe finally goes Mount Agung in Bali blows RyanAir, staff trouble Syria reduced to rubble Fats Domino, Chuck Berry Jeremy Corbyn, Glastonbury Fake news, tweets, sacking Torie...

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Funny story: Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Advisors to the President, Ms. Haley among them, have come forward to suggest Mr. Trump settle any lingering doubts on matters related to overall potency in running The Oval Office. The rumor that Mr. Trump has small hands needs putting into persp...

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Funny story: Donald Trump tweets, again

Donald Trump tweets, again

In American news, US President Donald Trump has replied to more than a million of his followers with the deeply cynical 'My Dad is bigger than your Dad' the favourite taunt of any scrawny seven year old in the playground. The thing is, Donald Trum...

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Funny story: Trump claims to be descendant of Zeus

Trump claims to be descendant of Zeus

"We are brothers", claimed Donald Trump, "and I plan to visit Greece this year to see where my family is buried. That's in Europe, right?" Zeus, the ancient god for sky and thunder in Greek religion was, by all accounts, pretty powerful. According...

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Funny story: Lempit Opik to give Donald Trump careers advice

Lempit Opik to give Donald Trump careers advice

Beanpole, former stand up comedian, harmonica and spoon player, politician and surprisingly popular with the ladies, Lempit Opik is to give Donald Trump careers advice. In January 2018, Donald Trump will be taking lessons in re-invention from Mado...

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Funny story: Donald Trump doesn't understand whole concept of Pantomime

Donald Trump doesn't understand whole concept of Pantomime

Donald Trump doesn't understand whole concept of Pantomime US President Donald Trump doesn't understand the whole concept of Pantomime, reveals former White House whipping boy Sean Spicer. Apparently, the practice of seeing former television st...

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Funny story: Trump Gets Wiping Papers

Trump Gets Wiping Papers

While the rest of us were sitting down for Christmas Dinner, our Commander In Chief was working out a tough situation in the White House bathroom. After hours of pushing, it seemed the deal was just not going to gain the necessary backing to meet th...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace is not listed on Trivago

Buckingham Palace is not listed on Trivago

There was consternation today at the White House, when it was revealed that Buckingham Palace is not listed on Trivago. Wotsit Madeyernameup, a spokesman for the White House said:'It is quite shocking really. There I was looking for a place for Pr...

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Funny story: Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead. And got away with it. To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. It, however, had a few different twists than your usual murder. First...

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Funny story: Trump Eliminates Seat Belt Requirement as "Burdensome"

Trump Eliminates Seat Belt Requirement as "Burdensome"

MAR-A-LAGO, Dec. 25. From the Christmas White House, President Donald J. Trump today signed an executive order removing all federal regulations requiring automotive seat belts. At the same time, he ordered the Justice Department to begin legal procee...

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Funny story: Penis Pumps: Draining The Swamp In Washington

Penis Pumps: Draining The Swamp In Washington

BILLINGSGATE POST: Drifting under the cover of shadows that share the darkness enveloping the Beltway in Washington, the organic throb of millions of penis pumps might someday be utilized to drain the murky swamp that smothers everyday political re...

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Funny story: Trump Judicial Nominee Petersen: "District 9" Was a Great Movie

Trump Judicial Nominee Petersen: "District 9" Was a Great Movie

Washington - Matthew Petersen, Donald Trump's nominee for a judicial appointment to the Ninth District Court of Appeals, was forced to withdraw his name from consideration after failing to answer basic questions about law from a congressional committ...

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Funny story: Candidate for US judicial position did not know who Charles Manson is!

Candidate for US judicial position did not know who Charles Manson is!

After searching high and low for candidates to slip into the US judicial world, naturally trimmed in the philosophy of the current US president, it seems that knowledge of the system requires only one thing; to say yes to Sir Donald! One candidate...

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Funny story: World Rejoices - Hillary Book Tour Finally Ends

World Rejoices - Hillary Book Tour Finally Ends

As the world is about to celebrate one of the most momentous events in human history, the birth of Jesus Christ. An equally extraordinary event, the end of Hillary Clinton's "What Happened" book tour which has lasted month, after month, after painsta...

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