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Funny story: Poll suggests majority of Americans do not want aliens to make contact while Trump is in office

Poll suggests majority of Americans do not want aliens to make contact while Trump is in office

Though Donald Trump has proven to the American people that he is an unstoppable juggernaut when it comes to winning for his team, many citizens still have concerns about the man's personality. Nowhere is this more evident than in a poll released toda...

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Funny story: Trump Appoints Hannibal Lector To Head War Dep't

Trump Appoints Hannibal Lector To Head War Dep't

Donald Trump said today that the term "Defense Department" is too PC. "I'm re-naming it the War Department and I've appointed Hannibal Lector Secretary of War." "Who is better to run a department of permanent war than a serial killer?" asked the...

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Funny story: Jon Stewart Must Come Out Of Retirement

Jon Stewart Must Come Out Of Retirement

President-elect Donald J. Trump plans to name the former Texas governor Rick Perry as his secretary of energy. As this observer suggested in another column, the only people to properly understand Mr. Trump's picks for his cabinet and other positio...

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Funny story: Trump to "Pass" on Inauguration Ceremony in January

Trump to "Pass" on Inauguration Ceremony in January

At about 3:00 this morning, Donald Trump responded to an email from the head of his campaign staff that said that Bill and Hillary Clinton were to be present at the inauguration ceremony this January, along with the president, Barack Obama. Inste...

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Funny story: Trump To Personally Operate Drone Attacks

Trump To Personally Operate Drone Attacks

During the campaign Donald Trump said he was going to "bomb the sh*t out of ISIS. Today he revealed that He would personally select targets for lethal strikes in places like Yemen, Iraq, and Syria. He said he will cut down on his tweets and spen...

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Funny story: CIA Says Trump Was In On Russian Election Interference

CIA Says Trump Was In On Russian Election Interference

How the political weather changes: Weeks ago Republicans were all abuzz over talk of impeaching Hillary Clinton when she takes office. Now with the CIA and FBI revelations that the Trump campaign was in on the pre-election Russian hacks of the DNC, t...

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Funny story: Trump's Intelligence Briefings On 4th Grade Level

Trump's Intelligence Briefings On 4th Grade Level

The daily briefing from the intelligence agencies presupposes an understanding of foreign policy concepts, diplomacy, the intricacies of national intelligence and the protection of the United States against terrorist attacks that a President would un...

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Funny story: Trump Is Understood By Stewart, Colbert, & The Onion

Trump Is Understood By Stewart, Colbert, & The Onion

In Gulliver's travels, written by the great satirist Jonathan Swift, one example of satire in the book is that some Lilliputian (very tiny) men wear high heels and others wear low heels. The men who wear low heels are in power and will only appoint o...

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Funny story: Trump Angers China Over Taiwan Phone Call!

Trump Angers China Over Taiwan Phone Call!

So moving on to the next piece of absurdity that President-elect Trump has done this week is the fact that he pissed off China. That's right, the second biggest economy in the world and the biggest polluter in the world is now Duke Nukem levels o...

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Funny story: Dinosaur Fossils Discovered During Trump Tower Basement Renovation

Dinosaur Fossils Discovered During Trump Tower Basement Renovation

Two weeks ago, at trump tower, a basement renovation was well underway when a tyrannosaurus rex skull was found under the third level of the basement. It took about five days, and extensive testing to confirm that the find was legitimately a T-Rex. A...

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Funny story: Move In U.S. Electoral College To Vote For Putin

Move In U.S. Electoral College To Vote For Putin

There is a movement among electors (of the electoral college) to name Vladimir Putin President of the United States. Colby Bryan is one of them. The elector from Minnesota, said, "Look, Putin has Trump in his pocket. Donald Trump is a kind of Sibe...

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Funny story: Trump Responds to Mass Migration to Canada; "Melt The Snowflakes"

Trump Responds to Mass Migration to Canada; "Melt The Snowflakes"

Earlier this morning, from trump tower, the president-elect made a few remarks regarding the mass migration to Canada. He was obviously in shock about the immense reaction to his election, but refused to show any sign of weakness, when it came to wha...

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Funny story: Trump Is Putin's Lackey

Trump Is Putin's Lackey

Again, the medium Maude Smithie of Los Angeles claims to have channeled the voice of the 20th century cynic and satirist H.L. Menken. I present what he allegedly said because, at least to this reporter, it seems plausible. Says Menken: "In his...

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Funny story: Trump Says, Reality And Facts Don't Exist

Trump Says, Reality And Facts Don't Exist

An extraordinary breach has opened up between the national security establishment and President-Elect Donald Trump. American intelligence, led by the CIA, has concluded that Russian intelligence, operating under orders from Vladimir Putin, attempted...

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Funny story: Art of the deal to be renamed fart of the deal

Art of the deal to be renamed fart of the deal

Due to the numerous winds swirling around the president-elect, his renowned study of how to succeed in business may get another title. Encouraged by a recent internet meme on this possibility, The Fart of the Deal could become a companion piece to...

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Funny story: Trump to Build 90-Mile Bridge to Cuba

Trump to Build 90-Mile Bridge to Cuba

Key West, Fl - Donald Trump announced today from Trump Tower that he has reached agreement with Russian President Vladimir Putin to build a 90-mile bridge from Key West to Cuba to be named the Castro-Kennedy Bridge. The bridge is expected to be comp...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Calls Trump a "Turdnado"

Bernie Sanders Calls Trump a "Turdnado"

Wearing his new Shit-Storm Jacket™, Bernie Sanders told a group of college students yesterday that Donald Trump is a "Turdnado." Speaking at Depauw University in Indiana, Sanders said liberals and Democrats need to get ready for the fight o...

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