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Funny story: Paul The Octopus, Everyone's Favorite Bookie, Predicts Spain To Win!

Paul The Octopus, Everyone's Favorite Bookie, Predicts Spain To Win!

Paul the Psychic Octopus, which has predicted six in a row now, has predicted that Spain will defeat Holland in the championship for the World Cup in Football! There was an immediate change in the odds of bookmakers everywhere. "You can't go ag...

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Funny story: World Cup Ref in Uxbridge!

World Cup Ref in Uxbridge!

Premier League official Howard Webb has been chosen to referee Sunday's World Cup final between Netherlands and Spain in Johannesburg, Fifa has confirmed. However, following the recent outrage in which a clear England goal was disallowed, Fifa hav...

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Funny story: World Cup 2010 - Comments, quotes, & Funnies!

World Cup 2010 - Comments, quotes, & Funnies!

So here is a collection of South Africa World Cup England 2010 Statements, comments & Funnies Assembled by unpaid decrepit reporter Inchcock Chambers * What's the difference between the England World Cup team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. * News Flash: Huge spike in sales of pink fairy tutus at Glastonbury Festival 2010 by blokes too embarrassed to wear their Eng...

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Funny story: Beware of Fake Psychic Octopus Predictions Offered on eBay

Beware of Fake Psychic Octopus Predictions Offered on eBay

The success of the German Octopus named Paul has spawned some fakes that internet users need to be aware of. There is only one real psychic octopus who resides in an aquarium in Oberhausen and his only claim to fame so far is picking World Cup winner...

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Funny story: Real Madrid to sign Tiger Woods

Real Madrid to sign Tiger Woods

The latest development in Real Madrid's desperate effort to win their tenth champions league has not stop at bringing in Jose Mourinho, the Spanish giant have lined up a move to bring in Tiger Woods to Madrid. Woods, who had gone through several i...

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Funny story: Kaka, Messi glee at Cristiano Ronaldo paternity claim

Kaka, Messi glee at Cristiano Ronaldo paternity claim

South Africa - (Reuterus & Gonads): It's turning out to be a right messy business. Last week's paternity announcement by Portuguese football captain Cristiano Ronaldo has left fellow internationals in stitches. Ricardo 'Kaka' Izecson dos Sa...

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Funny story: Paul, the psychic octopus, now adored by Spanish people everywhere

Paul, the psychic octopus, now adored by Spanish people everywhere

Paul, the psychic octopus, is now admired by all Spanish speaking people around the world, after he correctly predicted Spain's win in the semi-final against Germany this week. (Football World Cup) In Germany, where Paul resides, he has angry mobs...

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Funny story: Spain The New Arsenal?

Spain The New Arsenal?

As the World Cup reaches its thrilling conclusion on Sunday, it was the turn of European giants Germany and Spain to contest a very interesting game last night to see who would face Holland in the final. And it was Carles Puyol of Spain who scored...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - IOW Football League In Crisis

Isle of Wight News - IOW Football League In Crisis

The Isle of Wight Football League are to hold a crisis meeting next week to discuss the future league structure, writes Allan Snagg, Sports Reporter. The meeting - in the Three Archbishops pub in Brighstone - will address major concerns raised by Island clubs about the recent decision by the IOW Tuesday Afternoon League to increase the number of divisions from 12 to 2 and allow games to be play...

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Funny story: Paul, the psychic octopus, does it again but this could lead to his demise

Paul, the psychic octopus, does it again but this could lead to his demise

There seems to be no end to Paul, the psychic octopus's talent. He correctly picked Spain to win the Semi-final of FIFA's World Cup against Germany - and he was spot on. Paul is now, still in hiding as he does believe his life is in danger. His...

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Funny story: How England Won the World Cup

How England Won the World Cup

We can now forget the Spanish Armada. Our friends in Spain have avenged the English lads by beating our old enemy Germany. 'Viva Espana!' rings across the country and relief that maybe in the next World Cup the sound of the guitar will replace the...

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Funny story: Flat broke Barcelona beg Man Utd to buy Messi!

Flat broke Barcelona beg Man Utd to buy Messi!

FC Barcelona have revealed their desperate financial situation and could not pay the players salaries in June. They have begged Man Utd to buy their superstar, Lionel Messi. Sir Alex considered the option but snuffed Barcelona by quoting "Messi...

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Funny story: Paul, the psychic octopus, picks winner of 2nd semi-final in World Cup

Paul, the psychic octopus, picks winner of 2nd semi-final in World Cup

"A 'psychic' octopus named Paul has picked Spain will win against Germany in their World Cup semi-final clash." This is one of the headlines on an online newspaper. Some German supporters believe in this octopus so deeply, as Paul predicted al...

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Funny story: Nigerian E-Mail Fraud Money to Bankroll World-Class Soccer Team

Nigerian E-Mail Fraud Money to Bankroll World-Class Soccer Team

Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan has given the Nigerian National Soccer team, the Super Eagles, a reprieve and is allowing them to continue playing the sport as long as some serious changes are made to the entire team structure. Many say that ong...

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Funny story: An English Cap

An English Cap

Hundreds of foreign footballers will be turned away from England next month when the FA introduces an immigration cap for the first time. Harry Hamshanks, the acting FA Chaiman, is to announce a six month temporary limit to prevent a last-minute i...

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Funny story: Messi all messed up

Messi all messed up

Lionel Messi, Argentina football superstar, is reportedly all messed up. After a humiliating 4-0 defeat to Germany last Saturday, Messi broke down in tears in the arms of coach and mentor Diego Armando Maradona. Although the cameras did not c...

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Funny story: English Football in Turmoil as Sponsors Depart

English Football in Turmoil as Sponsors Depart

It was widely predicted , following England's diabolical performance in the 2010 World Cup, that manager, Fabio Capello, together with some of the decidedly average senior players, would be 'for the chop'. However, it would appear that it is the F...

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