Aston Villa crashed out of Europe to Rapid Vienna for the second year running, in desperate bid to maintain some level of normality at the tumultuous Birmingham club. After Martin O'Neill's latent boredom rose to the surface, forcing him to quit,...
"You Can't Buy History" stated the flag at the recent Manchester City v Liverpool fixture - which City won 3-0 - but detractors insist that Liverpool have been living on past glories for far longer than most of their most ardent supporters would care...
Och! There was a day of joyous celebration for little-fancied Scottish Premier League side Inverness Caledoian Thistle yesterday, as they romped to a 4-0 away victory over Dundee United, with Adam Rooney helping himself to a brace of lovely goals.
Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti has warned his team not to be complacent in their defence of the Premier League title, after they ran out 6-0 winners for the second week in succession against Wigan Athletic at the DW Stadium yesterday evening. The...
Thousands of blind fans piled into a football stadium in London to watch England play China in the blind football world cup. The ball has hundreds of tiny ball bearings inside so that players can hear it. The pitch is smaller than a regular sized...
Around the ever growing argument about the use of video technology in football, this reporter has been handed some shocking evidence regarding the seemingly bad decisions that occur by referees week in, week out. A top flight referee, who has aske...
Blackpool, the Premier League newboys who surprised those pie-eating flops of Wigan Athletic in a 4-0 opening-day win, carried on where they left off last week at the Emirates Stadium today when they narrowly lost out in a 6-goal thriller against Ars...
Blackpool FC manager Ian Holloway stormed out of a post-match news conference tonight after denouncing the "terrible state" of the pitch at the Emirates Stadium, where he had just seen his side beaten to a pulp in a 6-0 reverse. Holloway, himself...
Sky Sports bosses emerged ashen-faced and visibly shaken from a meeting with Manchester United supremo Sir Alex Ferguson yesterday. But their meeting may have exploded the great myth of the "hair-dryer" treatment. The meeting, at Manchester Utd...
One-time darling of the England football team David Beckham has bounced back from his humiliating sacking by failed Italian manager Fabio Capello . He has signed a 3-year contract to play for the Subbuteo squad. Beckham will need minor adjustments...
The former Holland international midfielder Edgar Davids has tonight reluctantly joined the Championship club Crystal Palace on a pay-as-you-play deal, but he's not particularly happy about it. Davids, 37, left Ajax in 2008, and has been without a...
Young Boys of Bern delivered a stiff example to Spurs mid week who initially thought they could sneak a quick result away from home. Spur's Tom Huddleston admitted today that they were left exposed at the back and therefore well and truly shafted by...
UEFA have requested a report from the referee of Thursday's Europa League qualifier between Rapid Vienna and Aston Villa before they decide whether they will take any action after Villa goalkeeper Brad Guzon was injured by a kitchen sink that was thr...
Premier League changing rooms will soon echo to the sound of nursery rhymes and other happy songs in a bid to cheer up depressed professional footballers. The news follows revelations by Stoke City striker Dave Kitson that players were being made...
Latest news - final score not in yet. Liverpool FC, leading 1-0 from a Ryan Babel goal on half time uncharacteristically playing for a penalty at the Kop end in their Europa League tie against Trabzonspor, from somewhere in the back of beyond, were s...
Eric Cantona, the Kung Fu-kicking, French movie star who used to play football for Manchester United, is reported, this evening, to be seriously considering making a comeback to the game he has always said he loved - Pétanque. Pétanque is a form o...
Joe Cole, the Liverpool and England footballer who was sent off in his very first competitive game for the Reds against Arsenal at the weekend, has come a cropper for the second time in a week, when he was given a second red card - for speeding! C...
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