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Funny story: New Book Released By Trump; Autograph Signing to be held at UCLA

New Book Released By Trump; Autograph Signing to be held at UCLA

President-elect Donald Trump announced on twitter last night that he was going to release a new book titled "How to Become a Billionaire President, The Donald Trump Story." He tweeted all about how excited he was about the new book, and how it would...

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Funny story: Twenty ways you can tell if your man is going "Gropensteinian"

Twenty ways you can tell if your man is going "Gropensteinian"

So neither you nor your significant other voted. You were going to, but just didn't have the time. After working all day, getting your nails done after work, then after a tough workout at the gym, you were just too exhausted to go to the voti...

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Funny story: Trump Buys Asteroid Belt, Will Name Them All After Cabinet Rejects

Trump Buys Asteroid Belt, Will Name Them All After Cabinet Rejects

Science Town, USA Donald Trump, President-Elect of the United States and self-professed Billionaire, has just announced that he has purchased the asteroid belt located between Mars and Jupiter in our Solar System. "I know it seems a bit extravaga...

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Funny story: Marvin Gaye: "Aint No Wall High Enough"... Trump To Build Moat Instead

Marvin Gaye: "Aint No Wall High Enough"... Trump To Build Moat Instead

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a press conference yesterday, Donald Trump was asked once again by George Staphylococcus if he still intended to build a wall between Mexico and the USA. "George, I'm glad you asked that question. As a matter of fact, I hav...

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Funny story: The sound of uh huh uh huh uh huh accompanying themrussians themrussians analysis

The sound of uh huh uh huh uh huh accompanying themrussians themrussians analysis

Today electors meet to confirm the winner of the 2016 presidential election--or will they? The latest: Mr. Podesta states Mr. Putin is responsible with his sinister, if not evil, actions to turn Mr. Trump into a "lapdog." Why? Beyond interferen...

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Funny story: Electors elect George Soros President, Henry Kissinger Vice President

Electors elect George Soros President, Henry Kissinger Vice President

USA - Exit polls conducted by MSNBC Monday determined that Trump will not become President after all. Ms. Aroma Pour, veteran reporter with MSNBC, interviewed a Mr. Trey Tour, one of the exiting Electors. According to Tour, the CIA visited the E...

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Funny story: Trump Says Investing in His 2020 Campaign NOW Is A Good Investment for Your Future

Trump Says Investing in His 2020 Campaign NOW Is A Good Investment for Your Future

Newly-elected President of the United States Donald Trump explained some of the new tax rules to a class of business students touring Trump Tower. "Now is the time for everyone to buy into the future by investing in Trump 2020 Campaign Bonds" spo...

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Funny story: Trump Calls First Cabinet Meeting; Rumor Passes Among New Cabinet Members That They Have to Bring A Cabinet to the Meeting

Trump Calls First Cabinet Meeting; Rumor Passes Among New Cabinet Members That They Have to Bring A Cabinet to the Meeting

Washington, DC Trump called his first Cabinet meeting today. It is good that it was a trial meeting, to get the cabinet members ready for January, when the real Cabinet meetings will start. "It's a good thing for many reasons" said a Trump repres...

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Funny story: Trump Will Provide Classes at New Trump University for New Cabinet Members to Learn about Their Posts

Trump Will Provide Classes at New Trump University for New Cabinet Members to Learn about Their Posts

Washington, DC President-Elect Donald Trump graciously offered "deep-pocket discounts" to all his new Cabinet members to take classes at his New Trump University in order to learn about their new Cabinet posts. "I found it very beneficial" said new Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke. "I learned a lot. Who knew the Interior Department would have anything to do with trees and things like that? I alway...

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Funny story: Trump Plans to Declare "Mega Bigly War" With China and Russia

Trump Plans to Declare "Mega Bigly War" With China and Russia

Last night, the president-elect announced from Trump Headquarters that there was going to be a "mega bigly war" on two of the biggest world powers. He said that it is "time to show them who's boss." Mr Trump's speech is as follows: "Look, America,...

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Funny story: Trump Issues Warning to Santa Claus

Trump Issues Warning to Santa Claus

Trump Tower, New York, NY President-elect Donald Trump issued a stern warning to Santa Claus in some late-night tweets early this morning. "Just who IS this guy that everyone just lets into their homes every year? I never saw him! And don't give m...

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Funny story: Trumpalope: Just A Chance Encounter Between Trump and An Antelope?

Trumpalope: Just A Chance Encounter Between Trump and An Antelope?

BILLINGSGATE POST: The question as to whether Donald Trump is a New Age Centaur, or just the result of a chance encounter between a two-legged Trumpster and a four-legged antelope, is now being belted around the Beltway. Although most anthropologi...

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Funny story: Trump Appoints Kim Kardashian To Head Arts Endowment

Trump Appoints Kim Kardashian To Head Arts Endowment

Congress established the National Endowment for the Arts in 1965 as an independent agency of the federal government. To date, the NEA has awarded more than $5 billion to support artistic excellence, creativity, and innovation for the benefit of indiv...

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Funny story: CNN Nominates Donald Trump for People Magazine's "Worst Man Alive"

CNN Nominates Donald Trump for People Magazine's "Worst Man Alive"

Robert Ennis, the editor-in-chief of People Magazine released on twitter that the magazine was going to have a category for "worst man alive" at the end of the year. he announced that the winner of this prize would receive a grand prize of $200 and b...

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Funny story: Trump Aided By Obama In Election

Trump Aided By Obama In Election

Professor Peter Snerdley, Professor of Philosophy at Yale University, and a specialist in logic and critical thinking, has presented to this reporter an air tight case that President Barak Obama tried to undermine the election of Hillary Clinton. Be...

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Funny story: Trump to nominate Phillip Morris CEO to head Health and Human Services Department

Trump to nominate Phillip Morris CEO to head Health and Human Services Department

Washington - President elect Donald Trump nominated Louis Camilleri, CEO of tobacco company Phillip Morris, to head the Department of Health and Human Services. The nomination was tendered after previous nominee, Tom Price, went missing for three...

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Funny story: "I sorta get away with things like that." An Interview with Donald J. Trump

"I sorta get away with things like that." An Interview with Donald J. Trump

Mired in 2 controversies, and one of the most (if not the most) tumultuous election seasons in American history, Donald J. Trump, presidential hopeful and real-estate magnate who moonlights as a "reality" TV star, decided to come forth and speak cand...

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