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Funny story: Trump Executes Orders

Trump Executes Orders

The Wired Street Urinal REPORTER: KR SCHWARTZ FEBRUARY 7th 2018 This morning, President Trump utilized his “executive time;” normally spent watching “Fox & Friends,” firing off tweets recommended by Sean Hannity or watching “Roadrunner” cart...

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Funny story: Trump Will Send Video of Answers to Mueller's Questions-The Ones Trump THINKS He Should Ask

Trump Will Send Video of Answers to Mueller's Questions-The Ones Trump THINKS He Should Ask

Washington, DC Republicans got Donald Trump to agree not to personally testify before Mueller. Knowing Trump's propensity to say the wrong thing, Republicans convinced Trump that he can put his best foot forward in a video, without having to actually...

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Funny story: President decries use of "Truth porn" in efforts to tarnish his presidency

President decries use of "Truth porn" in efforts to tarnish his presidency

In his latest attack on the media, president trump has accused the Associated Press of "resorting to the use of truth porn" in their attacks on his presidential integrity. Although, "fake news" is still a very popular phrase commonly used by the pre...

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Funny story: Song and Dance Ensemble plus Chorale respond to Representative Nunes FISA memo

Song and Dance Ensemble plus Chorale respond to Representative Nunes FISA memo

Following release of the FISA memo last Friday, the investigative arms of the American Government are reported aghast. Agents of the FBI and DOJ were observed reeling toward the locker room over the weekend. Additionally, MSM members as with Th...

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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Will Handle Trump's 2020 Presidential Re-Election Campaign

Church of Scamatology Will Handle Trump's 2020 Presidential Re-Election Campaign

Trump campaign officials are explaining to the press the reason why the controversial Church of Scamatology would be heading the campaign to re-elect President Trump in 2020. "There have been a lot of questions as to why we have hired the Church o...

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Award for Clearest desk won by Ivan BeendoingNothing

Donald Trump’s Award for Clearest desk won by Ivan BeendoingNothing

A man with a comedy Russian name has won Donald Trump's latest award, Cleanest Desk. This followed on from a picture on Twitter that showed Trump with a completely clear desk. The leader of the free world, and the champion of the under-represented...

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Funny story: Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Dry bun, stale, no mayonaisse, no sauces, no sesame seeds, no bacon, no cheese, no onion, no pickle, and one thin slice of meat. This = the resounding judgment on the FISA memo released today. Senator McCain has joined in. This burger is so “no...

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Funny story: Saturday Night Live Has Played Their Greatest Prank Ever

Saturday Night Live Has Played Their Greatest Prank Ever

SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy. They got the whole country to believe that Donald Trump was actually our President. In an incredibly organized an...

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Funny story: Trump IRS Tax Returns Found In Garage Sale Picture Frame

Trump IRS Tax Returns Found In Garage Sale Picture Frame

What was first thought to be a reprint of a Margaret Keane 'wide-eye waif' purchased at a Schenectady, New York garage sale turned out to conceal a copy of President Donald Trump's latest federal and state tax returns. A spokesperson for the indiv...

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Funny story: Class Act Roger Federer, And Then There's Trump

Class Act Roger Federer, And Then There's Trump

Watching the Australian tennis final at 3:00 AM is easy if Roger Federer is playing. Only, he doesn't play. This is a fast speed chess game, using a tennis racket and a ball. He seldom fist pumps, never cry's to his coaching box for help, certainly d...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Comes Out as a Cisgender Anti-inclusive Racist-fluid Bi-phobic Trans-Republican

Donald Trump Comes Out as a Cisgender Anti-inclusive Racist-fluid Bi-phobic Trans-Republican

Washington, D.C.--President Trump announced this week, at a press conference, "My proper pronouns are 'I, I,' and 'I' and 'me, me,' and me,'" and then came out, to the waiting press corps and the world, as a "Cisgender Anti-inclusive Racist-fluid Bi-...

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Funny story: The Angry Little Snowflake

The Angry Little Snowflake

For the angry little snowflake in the White House, and all the angry little snowflakes who still support him. The angry little snowflake Sits and tweets his day away. He'll tell you he's no milkshake, His lack of taste on full display. The angry little snowflake Takes no crap from enemies. He gives as good as he can take, Between his infidelities. The angry little snowflake Curse...

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Funny story: How to Deprogram A Trump Follower

How to Deprogram A Trump Follower

Current event followers of U.S. news realize that no matter what President Donald Trump does, there is a core following of Trumps that will justify whatever he does. For instance, evangelical ministers excuse his infedelities. What causes this blindness to the truth? Experts are saying that it is akin to a cult following. For instance, what are the signs of cult worship? The first one is us...

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Funny story: Nunes secret memo will expose Priory of Sion, Kaepernick and Aliens behind anti-Dotard Buffoon Clown conspiracy

Nunes secret memo will expose Priory of Sion, Kaepernick and Aliens behind anti-Dotard Buffoon Clown conspiracy

Finally the Axis of Evil kooky conspiracy fabricator, Looney Nuney has decided to go all out in his religious fervor to protect Dotard Buffoon Clown from his evil past. His informants have found in a highly secretive little known publication calle...

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Funny story: Trump Cozies Up to Kim Jong-Un After He Hears About His Pleasure Squads

Trump Cozies Up to Kim Jong-Un After He Hears About His Pleasure Squads

Maralago, Florida Donald Trump was recently caught using improper funds to provide payments to a porn star he had relations with. And since then, since he has had no repercussions, he has been very open about asking about strange sex. Trump has...

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Funny story: Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Washington, D.C. - In an 2011 interview, Stormy Daniels, a porn star who at that time claimed to be a former mistress of Donald Trump, described Trump's fear of sharks. Although Trump publicly acknowledges only a "professional" relationship with Dan...

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Funny story: Trump Not 239lbs?

Trump Not 239lbs?

Following everyone's disbelief, today it was announced that Donald Trump's true body weight two days before his recent physical was 311 pounds. A large amount of fat was sucked, 72 pounds to be exact, out of him just before his actual physical. A...

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