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Funny story: Cheney Doesn't Want to Scare You... But You're going to Die

Cheney Doesn't Want to Scare You... But You're going to Die

DES MOINES, Iowa - Vice President Dick Cheney says the United States will risk another terrorist attack if voters make the wrong choice in 2008, suggesting Democrats would follow a pre-Sept. 11 policy of reacting defensively.

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Funny story: Prof Dawkin's Monthly Stars From the Astro-Plane

Prof Dawkin's Monthly Stars From the Astro-Plane

What's Up Your Street This Month if You're a TV Professor Filling the Tricky Channel 4 Monday Slot in August?...

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Funny story: Iran recalls one million improvised explosive devices

Iran recalls one million improvised explosive devices

Tehran - (Faux News) My IED Ltd. , a licensed subcontractor of the Revolutionary guard issued a recall of nearly one million late 2006 model improvised explosive devices (IED's).

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Funny story: Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!

Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!

Pearl Harbor - The United States of America was today addressed by President Bush, "Today the United States is facing an attack by the Imperial Islamic Navy of Iran. We have reached our rendevous with destiny. After consulting with the Congress...

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Funny story: Mattel Recalls Heidi Klum

Mattel Recalls Heidi Klum

EL SEGUNDO, CA - Citing safety concerns originating with its Chinese manufacturers, toy company Mattel announced today an immediate recall of Heidi Klum. CEO Robert Eckert said the recall became necessary after an investigation into a Mattel subcont...

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Funny story: Tom DeLay To Form PAC With Ahmed Chalabi

Tom DeLay To Form PAC With Ahmed Chalabi

(Houston--Texas) Recently deposed House Majority Leader Tom Delay isn't letting the possibility of jail time stop from future political plans. DeLay announced today that he will be relocating to Iraq, and he and Ahmed Chalabi will be forming a po...

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Funny story: Jack Ruby Da Movie

Jack Ruby Da Movie

LONDON (Defecated News) - Conspiracy Productions based in Los Angeles have announced here in London today that they will be making a biographical movie of Jack Ruby, the man who killed Lee Harvey Oswald, the man who killed JFK, the m...

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Funny story: Mattel Recalls Billions Of Toys

Mattel Recalls Billions Of Toys

Mattel, the US toymaker, has recalled billions of toys for the second time in two weeks, because traces of the food additive Monosodium glutamate (MSG) were found in them.

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Funny story: Apple Thieves Killed By Local Hero

Apple Thieves Killed By Local Hero

Labia, SOMERSET (Defecated News) - At the tail-end of what has been a nightmare summer for local apple farmers, high levels of stolen produce leaves one farmer with no alternative - to kill the little thieving bastards. And yesterday...

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Funny story: National Lottery As Hard To Win As Ever

National Lottery As Hard To Win As Ever

A survey commissioned by the sister company of gambling facilitator Camelot, has revealed that the National Lottery is as hard to win as ever, and that many people "don't even get their money back".

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Funny story: Paris - Oh Brother!

Paris - Oh Brother!

From the wealthy doors of Hilton Hotels, exploding news that Paris Hilton will now take part in Big Brother popular show.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Sucks Face, Topless in Pool With College, Boy Toy

Britney Spears Sucks Face, Topless in Pool With College, Boy Toy

According to one of Britney Spears latest flings, Britney was fun to squeeze and fondle, she's firm and supple and she's a champion kisser. Pretty tight and impressive for a mother of two.

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Funny story: Karl Rove Quits White House to be Disneyland Greeter

Karl Rove Quits White House to be Disneyland Greeter

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Karl Rove, the ruthless political genius backing President Bush in his takeover of the Presidency and the political adviser of nearly seven years, announced his resignation Monday to become a greeter at Disneyland.

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Funny story: Albany County Supreme Court Races Against Time

Albany County Supreme Court Races Against Time

Altamont, NY (Times Union Staff Writer) - According to locals here, the only thing sweeter than the upcoming apple harvest and eventual cider-drinking could be the legal showdown currently brewing in the Albany County Supreme Court.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Naked - A Cool Band Name

Britney Spears Naked - A Cool Band Name

An enterprising female rock band has taken on a new name, and some controversy. Calling themselves Britney Spears Naked, the group hopes to capitalize on the huge internet search volume for that phrase to give them exposure to potent...

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Funny story: Center for Disease Control Discovers Skanks Bad for your Health

Center for Disease Control Discovers Skanks Bad for your Health

The CDC (Center for Disease Control) in Atlanta, Georgia has discovered that association with "skanks is bad for your health. After a long, protracted study involving both skanks and control groups, it was determined that the skanks offered hig...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Angered At Media Blackout

Paris Hilton Angered At Media Blackout

Paris Hilton is angry about her recent media blackout. Since shortly after her release from prison, several international news agencies have refused to carry stories about the socialite for at least one month.

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