A spokesman for the marketing company representing Wayne Rooney's practice goalie, Jenny Thompson, announced today the industrious sex worker scored big outside of Rooney's bedroom with a 'high 6 figure endorsement contract with a major US mail orde...
The once so proud Scottish footy team and its kilted Tartan Army have been booted out of the pro-Soccer world and forced back into amateur status. The reasons are quite clear, Scotland are just bloody awful and after their dismal display against t...
England manager Fabio Capello bigged up Wayne Rooney's display, he also said that he was happy with the way he played football and scored on Tuesday night, his first England goal in a while. The Manchester United striker is an integral part of the...
Rooney Well Known for his Love of Antiques, Claims Spokesfloozy. The town of Basel in Switzerland was on high alert last night as rumours swept the town that Wayne Rooney had been dumped by wife Colleen because of his playing away. Instant brothel...
Oh the times, they are a changing, as an old man once said when he was a bit younger, and it's true, they are a changing. In the world of the popular kids card game, Trumps and football, otherwise known as "soccer", to people who can't spell words...
England striker Wayne Rooney rewarded Fabio Capello's decision to play him in the team's Euro 2012 qualifier in Basle last night despite allegations surrounding his private life, by scoring an early goal to set the Three Lions on their way to a 3-1 v...
Publicity advisor Max Cash has always said that England fans are more interested in what England players do ON the pitch rather than what they do OFF it. This has been entirely misinterpreted by some of the team. During the half-time period of th...
European football saw one of its biggest shock results tonight as the mighty footballing nation of Lichtenstein were humiliated at the hands of the minnows from Scotland. As expected the principality went ahead 1-0 early in the second half and wer...
England and Spurs have been rocked by revelations about lanky striker Peter Crouch's relationship with Abbey Clancey. The shock follows hot on the heels of the Wayne Rooney hooker scandal and is likely to cause more upheaval in the England camp.
Revelations about Jenny Thompson - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - are set to shock even further. The "tart" announced today that Rooney was just one of 14 Premier League players she had bedded. But a source close to 2...
Jennifer Thompson, the 'bit-on-the-side' in the Wayne Rooney scandal, has spoken publicly for the first time about her romps with the Manchester United and England star, and has said she doesn't know what all the fuss is about. Speaking in an inte...
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has crashed into the headlines once more this morning after it was revealed that the woman with whom he has been carrying on a passionate extra-marital affair was his very own grandma. Rooney, a 'vital cog' i...
Women's groups are furious with boffins who are to publish research that proves men are better at football than women. Scientists at Washington University, St Louis, USA, have found that kicking activates certain hip and leg muscles in men but not...
An overenthusiastic English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok, fell foul of the country's 'no grass in schools' policy this morning during a game of playground football, sustaining a serious injury to his trousers when he dived to save an almost...
Terry and Penny were morose. Manchester United had just beaten West Ham 3-0. The Hammers had no points and were bottom of the league. 'I expected 6-0' said Penny 'so perhaps we should be relieved.' 'At times like these you have to remember that there are few winners and many losers.' 'But only one is last.' 'Our Sports master says losing is a test of character. It is important we all...
After weeks of debate, spat dummies, brinkmanship and multi-million pound offers for the diminuative Argentinean defensive midfielder; Javier Mascherano has finally agreed to 'sign' for Barcelona. Apparantly, Barcelona has one of the highest conti...
Wigan Athletic chairman, Dave Whelan, was stunned after discovering the true nationalities of his playing staff. Whelan, a former Miss Blackburn and owner of DFS Fitness Warehouse, downloaded the popular Google Earth application to see if his own hea...
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