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Funny story: Bury FC sign 'Raul'

Bury FC sign 'Raul'

Bury FC officials were left red faced this morning after a believed transfer coop for the Spanish striker Raul turned out to be a scam by a rogue football agent, and they had mistakenly signed Raoul Moat, the now dead Rambo style gunman, who has bein...

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Funny story: South Africa plunged into darkness as the World Cup Show "pulls the plug"!

South Africa plunged into darkness as the World Cup Show "pulls the plug"!

Shortly after the "Grand Finale" in Soccer City finished South Africa found itself in the midst of a mega black-out (not the apartheid one!). During the World Cup the South African Electricity Board guaranteed the supply of electricity to the coun...

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Funny story: World Cup referee - 'Card Happy Webb' as he is now known, has gone into hiding.

World Cup referee - 'Card Happy Webb' as he is now known, has gone into hiding.

Referee, Howard Webb has gone into hiding until the vuvuzelas die down. He will, from this day forth, be forever known as 'Card Happy Webb' or to his friends, if he has any left, he will be known as "Card Happy Howard' following his shenanigans in...

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Funny story: Blackpool FC To Play Home Matches At Wigan

Blackpool FC To Play Home Matches At Wigan

They might have made it back into the big time, but Blackpool FC supporters won't be welcoming the Premier League to the Golden Mile just yet, after the club announced yesterday that it will play its entire roster of home games at the JJB Stadium in...

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Funny story: Rochdale AFC commercial department welcome new staff member

Rochdale AFC commercial department welcome new staff member

Rochdale FC commercial department have today announced the employment of 'Paul the Psychic octopus'. After the cephalopod mollusk's fantastic performance in predicting several outcomes of recent World Cup fixtures, the Lancashire outfit stepped i...

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Funny story: Vuvuzela Man To Join London Philharmonic Orchestra

Vuvuzela Man To Join London Philharmonic Orchestra

A South African football fan who had a vuvuzela inserted up his bum after the recent World Cup match between the host nation and Uruguay, has been invited to join the brass section of the London Philharmonic Orchestra. Johnny Umbuku, 39, from Joha...

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Funny story: Jackie Chan wants the World Cup losing finalists Holland in his next movie

Jackie Chan wants the World Cup losing finalists Holland in his next movie

Ageing martial arts film star, Jackie Chan, has declared that he wants to use the Holland team from the final of the World Cup final to star in his next movie, World Cup Spy. According to Chan, the film star, he watched the World Cup and was espec...

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Funny story: FIFA - "We'll move the goalposts at Rio 2014"

FIFA - "We'll move the goalposts at Rio 2014"

FIFA have admitted they are looking at ways to make the next world cup more entertaining including widening the goal. A spokesman commented - "Whilst there was plenty of shooting going on outside the ground last night, there wasn't much going on i...

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Funny story: Espana - Campiones Del Mundo! - Gracias (In English)

Espana - Campiones Del Mundo! - Gracias (In English)

Football fans the world over gave thanks to God last night that Spain won the World Cup, in a monumental triumph of artistry and skill against a Dutch team who simply tried to kick anybody within touching distance. The Dutch team, long lauded for...

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Funny story: World Cup 'Mystake'

World Cup 'Mystake'

I reported Mystic Meg's prediction that the World Cup final between Spain and the Netherlands would end in disaster. So many red cards were predicted, the game would be abandoned for lack of players. The fact that referee Howard Webb, is colour bl...

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Funny story: Paul, the psychic octopus did it - Spain won the world cup!

Paul, the psychic octopus did it - Spain won the world cup!

Well, Paul the psychic octopus did indeed come through. Spain won the World Cup just as Paul predicted. I don't think we have ever seen such a 'dirty' final. An amazing amount of yellow cards, uncountable free kicks and a sending off. Why did they...

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Funny story: World Cup Final - Goodbye Vuvuzelas, Farewell Africa

World Cup Final - Goodbye Vuvuzelas, Farewell Africa

Tonight sees the final confrontation in a largely uneventful World Cup 2010 in South Africa, as Spain and Holland duke it out for the right to hoist the fair trade trophy in Johannesburg, and the right to be 'World Champions' for the next four years.

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Funny story: Spain v Holland disaster predicted

Spain v Holland disaster predicted

The World Cup final between Spain and Holland is predicted to be a disaster by none other than Mystic Meg. Meg sees the Referee as the man responsible - showing so many red cards the game becomes a farce. 'His view' says Meg 'is that footballers w...

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Funny story: Cook Mistakes Paul the Psychic Octopus for Raul the Tasty Octopus and Cooks Him

Cook Mistakes Paul the Psychic Octopus for Raul the Tasty Octopus and Cooks Him

Things went horribly awry in Oberhausen, Germany when an order for ten octopi was filled by the local aquarium and shipped to Werner von Schottenstein's Clam Grill and Oyster Bar for the day's menu. Paul the Psychic Octopus appears to have been mista...

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Funny story: Paul the Psychic Octopus' Tentacles Insured for $1 million each

Paul the Psychic Octopus' Tentacles Insured for $1 million each

Anonymous businessmen from Spain have taken out a professional insurance policy on each one of Paul, the Psychic Octopus' tentacles to the tune of $8 million total to ensure that no harm comes to them before the World Cup Final Match on Sunday. Al...

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Funny story: Paul The Octopus: Newsworthy?

Paul The Octopus: Newsworthy?

Seventy years ago Germany was threatening to take over the world. Everyone knows how that ended. Well the second coming is upon us. Paul the Octopus is gaining power, brainwashing the masses, and making (Germany 1:the rest of world 0)-like predictions. Can someone at least get this thing a mustache? Granted, the Hail Paul salute would be difficult to execute for those with but two arms but we'll m...

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Funny story: Dutch ban all "octopussies" because Paul predicts a Spanish win

Dutch ban all "octopussies" because Paul predicts a Spanish win

In a final desperate attempt to tip the scales in Holland's favour all "octopussies" have been banned out of the country. Dutch aquariums and zoos have been ordered to either turn them into calamaries, chop their tentacles off or extradite them.

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