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Funny story: New Award Created In Honour Of PM

New Award Created In Honour Of PM

WESTMININISTER (Defecated News) - A new award has been created in the name of the Prime Minister in recognition of his outstanding physique. The Brownie is like an Oscar, but depicts Gordon Brown naked and holding a dildo...

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Funny story: Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

David Beckham scored his first LA Galaxy goal on Wednesday against DC United, and was immediately hailed not only as the club's Saviour but, indeed, the new 'Messiah&...

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Funny story: Lottery Winner Warned About Giving Up Work

Lottery Winner Warned About Giving Up Work

Angela Kelly, the £35million EuroMillions lottery winner, has said that, although she understands the dangers of overspending, she will be giving up work immediately.

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Funny story: Dr Who Done Up Like A Right Kipper - Sensation

Dr Who Done Up Like A Right Kipper - Sensation

BBC executives are said to be furious at a breach of security that has scuppered the corporation's plans for the Dr Who Christmas special.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Sell Elvis Body Parts

Michael Jackson To Sell Elvis Body Parts

MEMPHIS, TENNER-SEA (Defecated News) - In a website press release last night, pop king Michael Jackson announced that he will be selling of parts of the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley.

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Funny story: Illegal Immigration Spreads Southward to Mexico

Illegal Immigration Spreads Southward to Mexico

Southeastern Mexico (Scientific UnAmerican) - The influx of undocumented Mexicans to the US is actually vacuum-dragging other illegal immigrants into Mexico.

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Funny story: The Spoof! on Track to Break 1400 for Month of August

The Spoof! on Track to Break 1400 for Month of August

Planet Earth (Zzzz News Agency) - A bullish trend for the month of August has insiders whispering that this could be the most prolific month yet for TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: "The Parton Pardon" to reduce Security chaos at American Airports.

"The Parton Pardon" to reduce Security chaos at American Airports.

In news that will bring a sigh of relief to millions of passengers throughout the Civilised World, United Airlines today announced measures that will greatly reduce waiting times at airports throughout the United States and Europe.

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Funny story: Sexploitation? You decide.

Sexploitation? You decide.

In a case that could change the face of advertising throughout Europe, Carlsberg International has today defended it's position on the alleged use of provocative images to sell it's lager.

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Funny story: Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Hominid fossils discovered in Eastern Africa last week have shed new light on the origins of man and altered the way anthropologists perceive the timeline of human evolution.

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Funny story: Tricky Ricky Apologizes for Foxy Brown

Tricky Ricky Apologizes for Foxy Brown

Brooklyn, NY--The Trickster has come forward and made a public statement accepting responsibility for one of his former pupil's aggressiveness. "She was a fast learner and a capable student but, when she wanted to get romantically involved,...

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Funny story: Most Girls Prefer to Swallow & not Spit

Most Girls Prefer to Swallow & not Spit

LONDON (Defecated News) - A recent study released by soft-drinks giant Labia Cola, shows us the drinking patterns of today's female youth.

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Funny story: Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

A senior police officer who met a woman for sex in a London hotel whilst on duty, has been cleared of a serious misconduct charge.

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Funny story: Chelsea To Be Crowned Champions On Sunday

Chelsea To Be Crowned Champions On Sunday

Chelsea, last season's Premier League runners-up, will be crowned champions on Sunday if they beat Liverpool at Anfield, and Manchester United fail to beat their arch rivals, cit...

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Funny story: Fraud at Moody's, S&P and Fitch "Good for America" Says Ben Bernanke

Fraud at Moody's, S&P and Fitch "Good for America" Says Ben Bernanke

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The outright fraud and criminality of the debt rating companies Moody's, Standard & Poor's, and Fitch "is good for America" said Ben Bernanke, chief of the US Federal Reserve, in an exclusive interview with...

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Funny story: Hawaii Given Warning by Angry Gods

Hawaii Given Warning by Angry Gods

The Big Island, Hawaii (Reuterus) - After surviving a 5.3 magnitude slap-on-the-wrist earthquake earlier this week, Hawaii was quickly threatened by Hurricane Flossie (although she was eventually downgraded to a tropical storm).

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Funny story: Michael Vick, A Case of Dog Bites Man

Michael Vick, A Case of Dog Bites Man

The prosecution has it's teeth sunk into Vick's leg and no matter how hard he hits it, it won't let go. Three defendants have come forward to name Vick as the mastermind and finance behind a pit-bull fighting ring.

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