WESTMININISTER (Defecated News) - A new award has been created in the name of the Prime Minister in recognition of his outstanding physique. The Brownie is like an Oscar, but depicts Gordon Brown naked and holding a dildo...
David Beckham scored his first LA Galaxy goal on Wednesday against DC United, and was immediately hailed not only as the club's Saviour but, indeed, the new 'Messiah&...
Angela Kelly, the £35million EuroMillions lottery winner, has said that, although she understands the dangers of overspending, she will be giving up work immediately.
BBC executives are said to be furious at a breach of security that has scuppered the corporation's plans for the Dr Who Christmas special.
MEMPHIS, TENNER-SEA (Defecated News) - In a website press release last night, pop king Michael Jackson announced that he will be selling of parts of the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley.
Southeastern Mexico (Scientific UnAmerican) - The influx of undocumented Mexicans to the US is actually vacuum-dragging other illegal immigrants into Mexico.
Planet Earth (Zzzz News Agency) - A bullish trend for the month of August has insiders whispering that this could be the most prolific month yet for TheSpoof.com.
In news that will bring a sigh of relief to millions of passengers throughout the Civilised World, United Airlines today announced measures that will greatly reduce waiting times at airports throughout the United States and Europe.
In a case that could change the face of advertising throughout Europe, Carlsberg International has today defended it's position on the alleged use of provocative images to sell it's lager.
Hominid fossils discovered in Eastern Africa last week have shed new light on the origins of man and altered the way anthropologists perceive the timeline of human evolution.
Brooklyn, NY--The Trickster has come forward and made a public statement accepting responsibility for one of his former pupil's aggressiveness. "She was a fast learner and a capable student but, when she wanted to get romantically involved,...
LONDON (Defecated News) - A recent study released by soft-drinks giant Labia Cola, shows us the drinking patterns of today's female youth.
A senior police officer who met a woman for sex in a London hotel whilst on duty, has been cleared of a serious misconduct charge.
Chelsea, last season's Premier League runners-up, will be crowned champions on Sunday if they beat Liverpool at Anfield, and Manchester United fail to beat their arch rivals, cit...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The outright fraud and criminality of the debt rating companies Moody's, Standard & Poor's, and Fitch "is good for America" said Ben Bernanke, chief of the US Federal Reserve, in an exclusive interview with...
The Big Island, Hawaii (Reuterus) - After surviving a 5.3 magnitude slap-on-the-wrist earthquake earlier this week, Hawaii was quickly threatened by Hurricane Flossie (although she was eventually downgraded to a tropical storm).
The prosecution has it's teeth sunk into Vick's leg and no matter how hard he hits it, it won't let go. Three defendants have come forward to name Vick as the mastermind and finance behind a pit-bull fighting ring.
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