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Funny story: Cole's for Newcastle

Cole's for Newcastle

Defying history Joe Cole is going to Newcastle - rumours that he was signing for Liverpool have proved groundless. 'I know where Coles have always felt at home' said Joe 'I want to be with the Magpies.' Meanwhile in the rest of the League trans...

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Funny story: Liverpool Sign Danny Wilson

Liverpool Sign Danny Wilson

Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson has made his second signing of the summer this morning, bringing in the former Barnsley, Sheffield Wednesday, Bristol City, MK Dons, Hartlepool United and Swindon Town manager, Danny Wilson. It's a surprise, in that,...

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Funny story: Hyde that United

Hyde that United

Beleaguered non-league football club, Hyde United, are no more. After struggling with financial woes for three years, and nearly going out of existence twice only to be saved at the eleventh hour on both occasions, it is the end of the road for Hyde...

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Funny story: The Rumor Mills Say Ashley Cole May Be Sold To Real Madrid

The Rumor Mills Say Ashley Cole May Be Sold To Real Madrid

LONDON - The English rumor mills are working overtime with word that Chelsea footballer and soon-to-be-ex-husband of Cheryl Cole may be sold to Real Madrid. Several insiders have said that the Chelsea organization is fed up with all of the behind-...

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Funny story: Thierry Henry "Not Welcome" At Arsenal

Thierry Henry "Not Welcome" At Arsenal

Thierry Henry, the former Arsenal striker who, reports say, would one day "love to return to the Emirates" after he has finished his playing career, has been told he is not welcome there. Henry, it was, whose handball incident in the World Cup pla...

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Funny story: Tommy Cooper's England 0 V 0 Algeria. - Full Match Analytical Report

Tommy Cooper's England 0 V 0 Algeria. - Full Match Analytical Report

Green Point Stadium, Cape Town, Friday 18th June 2010. With their heads still in the clouds after the 1 V 1 draw against USA, surely this match would see Alan Smith's rallying call, "Seize the day Wayne and win over the World!" come to fruition.

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Funny story: Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 1 USA. - Full Match Analytical Report

Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 1 USA. - Full Match Analytical Report

Royal Bafokeng Stadium, Rustenberg Saturday 12th June 2010: With their heads in the clouds and Fabio Capello reeling off Tommy Cooper jokes about how England could win the World Cup and then putting Robert Green in goal, Englands hopes were very hig...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello Reveals The Real Reason England Played Shitly In The World Cup

Fabio Capello Reveals The Real Reason England Played Shitly In The World Cup

England coach Fabio Capello emerged from his meeting with FA bosses at Lancaster Gate yesterday knowing that his job was safe - for the moment, at least - but surprised many with his astonishing assertion that the team had underperformed because of t...

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Funny story: Thierry Henry demoted to minors, say reporters who still know nothing about soccer

Thierry Henry demoted to minors, say reporters who still know nothing about soccer

NEW YORK, NY-Following his team's disastrous performance in the World Cup, French soccer star Thierry Henry has been demoted to minor-league club New York Red Bulls, news agencies with little to no actual knowledge on the matter report. "This...

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Funny story: Fulham FC Are A "Good Club..."

Fulham FC Are A "Good Club..."

Following an impressive foray into the Europa League last season, Fulham have recently received praise. Under normal circumstances, this would have been a mere blip in our day; clubs are praised all the time..however, Fulham are not used to this.

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Funny story: Roony defeats former KGB secret agent in £4.3 million swimsuit

Roony defeats former KGB secret agent in £4.3 million swimsuit

Manchester - (Goldenballs): A high court judge threw out a pernicious £4.3 million swimsuit today that was aimed at Man U striker Wayne Ruini. Judge Brendan Hegarty QC said the argument about (World) Cup sizing was irrelevant because the footballi...

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Funny story: Hull City Open Championship Campaign Against Those Welsh Bastards Swansea City

Hull City Open Championship Campaign Against Those Welsh Bastards Swansea City

Hull City, the team who have, for the last two seasons, graced the Premier League before being unceremoniously dumped back into the Championship at the end of last term, will open their new campaign, not as they did last year, on the glorious stage o...

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Funny story: Manchester City Thought They Were Getting David Villa Not David Silva

Manchester City Thought They Were Getting David Villa Not David Silva

World's richest club Manchester City have admitted they've made a major pre-season blunder after signing Spanish winger David Silva for £24m - they thought he was David Villa. The bloomer came to light today after City organised a Press conference...

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Funny story: Michael Becker Says That The Reason Germany Lost To Spain Is Because of Its Gay Players

Michael Becker Says That The Reason Germany Lost To Spain Is Because of Its Gay Players

BERLIN - Michael Becker, who is the manager of the German National Team Captain Michael Ballack, has stated that the reason that Germany lost to Spain is because of the gay players on the German team. Becker said that the German gays spend too muc...

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Funny story: England Ranked 13th In FIFA World Cup Rankings

England Ranked 13th In FIFA World Cup Rankings

The England football team may not have won the World Cup in South Africa, but their progression into the second stage of the tournament has lifted them into a lofty 13th place in the FIFA World Cup rankings, and coach Fabio Capello says the team dese...

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Funny story: Jimmy Savile Implicated In Nigeria World Cup Match-fixing Scandal

Jimmy Savile Implicated In Nigeria World Cup Match-fixing Scandal

World football's governing body, FIFA, are this morning following a new line of enquiry into the Nigeria World Cup match-fixing scandal by interviewing the pioneering former Radio 1 DJ and TV presenter Jimmy Savile OBE. Savile, real name Sir James...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says That Several Weeks After Attending The World Cup Soccer Games He Can Still Hear Those Darn Vuvuzelas

Justin Bieber Says That Several Weeks After Attending The World Cup Soccer Games He Can Still Hear Those Darn Vuvuzelas

GULFPORT, Mississippi - Justin Bieber had just finished performing before a standing room only crowd and Gulfport's Cotton Plantation Coliseum when he was asked about his trip to South Africa to attend the World Cup Soccer Finals. Bieber said that...

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