A West Bromwich Albion fan has apologised to Birmingham City's Lee Bowyer after verbally abusing him during the Baggies 3-1 victory over the Blues. The incident happened after Bowyer was substituted towards the end of the match when the fan is bel...
It's official. Roberto Mancini has responded to recent criticisms that Manchester City cannot win the Premier League by signing a brand new striker who millions of people will recognise. In light of a recent all time low turnout at the City of Man...
Disturbing reports coming in from the English county that used to be known as Lancashire (until Thatcher broke it asunder) - the world stopped turning yesterday. Just for 90 minutes. But for one day, floods, drought, recession, global warming,...
Just in - Greater Manchester Police today possibly revealed that Manchester United's Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov was probably arrested as he left Old Trafford following the clash between North-West football giants Manchester United and Liverpo...
Things were surprisingly quiet last night in Manchester after Manchester United chalked up a 3-2 victory over local rivals Liverpool. The expected euphoric and riotous outpourings of unbridled joy failed to materialise, as reports came in that Dea...
It was like a victory, a weight lifted slightly from your back. West Ham had a point, the first point of the season, against Stoke away. Scott Parker, again. Another goal. Penny and Terry were jumping up and down with glee. 'Our season has started' said Terry. 'Watch us shoot up the league' Penny responded. It might be training with Leyton Orient and interest from Millwall but West...
As Manchester City striker Craig Bellamy finalised the details on his bizarre transfer to hometown club Cardiff City, Hoodies For Goalposts can exclusively reveal that all 20 Premier League clubs voted unanimously on Bellamy being 'an intelorable cun...
Manchester United fan, Jarbo the Killer, has finally come clean and admitted that arch rivals, Liverpool FC were once the equivalent of Muhammad Ali - untouchable in their chosen arena. From the early seventies to the late eighties, Jarbo conceded...
As Manchester United prepared to face Liverpool this morning in the run up to the battle of the one time - rumour has it that Chelsea currently define English football tradition - big shots, a Skoob Sports News reporter appealed for calm, and level h...
It has been widely reported in the press today that Gerry's Goal Gorgers who have shocked everyone with their start of the championship are in search of a new manager. The circumstances are not entirely clear but reports suggest that Gerry is gam...
World football's governing body, FIFA, have announced they have acted upon advice given to them by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger with regard to the current yellow card/red card system used by referees, and have decided to introduce a new-coloured car...
Police in Manchester issued a 'stay put' warning today to the thousands of 'wagabees n whores' making a planned 'invasion' down to Manchester for this weeks Champions League clash between Manchester United and Glasgow Rangers. Ever since United boss...
Prompted by recent relationship dramas amongst some of its players, Manchester United Football Club has taken the step of appointing a relationships guru. The purpose of this move is to help players pick partners who are more compatible and who are l...
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been warned that he faces a 'bloody nightmare' if he plays at Goodison Park today, by manager Sir Alex Ferguson. He has also been tipped off that Evertonians, still smarting over his £25 million defection...
Wembley, North London: In sumptuous surroundings, cigar smoke in the air and many people speaking in high class pronounced accents, with their noses in the air, everybody fell silent when the main speaker for the evening, Tommy Cooper who was already standing at the lectern, coughed to begin the lecture. "Lords Ladies and Gentlemen, may I remind all of you who are here this evening, that as st...
Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has this morning emerged as the man most likely to succeed England boss Fabio Capello when the Italian is finally ousted from his post, I can report. Redknapp, formerly boss at Bournemouth, West Ham, Portsm...
Jennifer Thompson, the 21-year-old Bolton strumpet who recently broke into the headlines after sitting on Wayne Rooney's face, has been drafted into Fabio Capello's squad for the rest of the Euro 2012 qualifying campaign. She is to work closely wi...
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