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Funny story: NRA - National Rat Association

NRA - National Rat Association

The NRA has finally flipped and released a video informing “every lying member of the media, to every Hollywood phoney, to the role model athletes” that their time is “running out”. With the threats emanating from an association whose revel gleef...

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Funny story: The Exodus of Rob Porter: Sexual Harassment, or “Agent Orange” Cover Up?

The Exodus of Rob Porter: Sexual Harassment, or “Agent Orange” Cover Up?

The beleaguered Trump administration has been coming under increased pressure of late regarding the behavior of the eponymously named White House staff secretary mentioned in the poorly written title above. While the official story had recently revol...

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Funny story: Trump; The Media Is All About Me!

Trump; The Media Is All About Me!

Amid President Trump's frustrations with Alec Baldwin relentlessly lampooning him on Saturday Night Live, the American president may have completely lost his marbles. With the entertainment industry poking fun at him every 30 seconds on The Daily Sh...

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Funny story: Senator Graham to be shot out of a cannon over North Korea holding a warning sign

Senator Graham to be shot out of a cannon over North Korea holding a warning sign

In a bold new venture to tame North Korea and bring it to its senses, Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina has a plan to make that territory pay attention. Mr. Graham is about to be shot out of a cannon clear across North Korea to the other si...

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Funny story: Rump Dumped All Over My Golf Course Says Former Turdberry Owner

Rump Dumped All Over My Golf Course Says Former Turdberry Owner

Ayrshire, Scotland (Hole-In-One/Ass Mess) - The woman who sold Turdberry Golf Course to Donald T Rump has complained to Scotland’s Crap Sports Authority about curling stone-sized deposits festooning the putting green. The move comes after dozens o...

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Funny story: God speaks out on Trump: "Make stink...my bad!"

God speaks out on Trump: "Make stink...my bad!"

The message first appeared on social media states the New York Times this morning. It spread around the world in a matter of hours. It was addressed to the people of America supposedly from God himself and spoke to people of all races and faiths. Ap...

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Funny story: Congress Votes to Start Trump White House Employment Agency

Congress Votes to Start Trump White House Employment Agency

Washington, DC With Hope Hicks the most recent resignation in Trump's White House, Congress has established an employment agency department that can check resumes, conduct interviews, and determine qualifications for people to work in the White Hous...

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Funny story: President Bone Spurs to Save Children from Active Shooters

President Bone Spurs to Save Children from Active Shooters

Washington, D.C. - In the aftermath of yet another mass shooting, President Donald Trump, nicknamed President Bone Spurs (B.S. for short), has pledged that if he is near a school with an active shooter, he will personally walk in to save the student...

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Funny story: Trump And Mueller Seen At Kareoke Bar Singing Together

Trump And Mueller Seen At Kareoke Bar Singing Together

BILLINGSGATE POST: During this morning's White House briefing, Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed the rumor that the President and Robert Mueller were seen together at Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar last night with their arms around each other's...

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Funny story: White House To Arm Every School Child In America With Shoulder Fired Missile Launcher

White House To Arm Every School Child In America With Shoulder Fired Missile Launcher

In response to the latest FBI Investigation into Russian collusion, the White House announced today that it was signing an executive order to take effect immediately. The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is with a bigger good guy with two...

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Funny story: With a Little Help from Putίn

With a Little Help from Putίn

(With apologies to the Beatles, and with sympathy for Melania) What would you do if I screwed a porn star? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your eyes and I’ll tweet something wrong And I’ll try not to lie through my teeth. Oh, I get by with a little help from Putίn Mmm, I can lie with a little help from my friends Mmm, I’m going to try with a little help from Russians...

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Funny story: Trump’s Good Friend Pecker Nixes Enquirer Playmate Affair Story

Trump’s Good Friend Pecker Nixes Enquirer Playmate Affair Story

Washington - According to David Pecker, owner of the most trusted and accurate news magazine in the country, National Enquirer, the recent story of an alleged affair between Donald Trump and Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal is "not credible". This ex...

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Funny story: Trump Explains How Obama and Crooked Hillary Caused the Stock Market to Go Way Down

Trump Explains How Obama and Crooked Hillary Caused the Stock Market to Go Way Down

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump gave a brief interview in-between the third and fourth course of a banquet at Mar-A-Lago today. It was honoring Over a Year of Trump and Still No Nuclear War. When he was asked why the stock market went down after...

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Funny story: Trump Resents Winter Olympics Cutting Into His Spotlight

Trump Resents Winter Olympics Cutting Into His Spotlight

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump ripped into the Winter Olympics at a recent impromptu interview on the 16th hole of the Mar-A-Lago golf course. "This is as bad as the NFL players disrespecting their country and not standing for the national anthem...

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Funny story: Trump Overturns Law of Evolution

Trump Overturns Law of Evolution

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted at 4:10 a.m. that he was issuing an executive order banning evolution. In an interview later this morning Trump explained his latest deviation. "I don't know if people realize, but this goes against what the...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ to issue Pre-Emptive Kremlin Pardons for 13 Indicted Russians Cyber Spies

Trump.com™ to issue Pre-Emptive Kremlin Pardons for 13 Indicted Russians Cyber Spies

Following the now accepted Presidential standard of offering Pardons for loyal party hacks who provide diffusion for the fake Russian investigation. The latest batch of lucky Pardonees are out of the starting box early. In fact the Pardons were ann...

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Funny story: Melania To Gorilla Glue Donald's Package To Bed Frame

Melania To Gorilla Glue Donald's Package To Bed Frame

BILLINGSGATE POST: If stuff like this can be fabricated, then Fake News has to be taken seriously. From an exclusive interview appearing in today's edition of the Slovenia Times, it is reported that Melania Trump has decided to do something ab...

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