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Funny story: College Football Preseason Top 25 Announced

College Football Preseason Top 25 Announced

The AP has released their preseason top 25, rating all of the best football teams before a ball has been snapped. This year, as should be no surprise, USC, Ohio State, Texas, Michigan, Florida, Oklahoma, Georgia, Tennessee, Penn State, Auburn, Flori...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Sweeps Alabama and New Hampshire Polls in Upset Wins

Ron Paul Sweeps Alabama and New Hampshire Polls in Upset Wins

TUSCALOOSA (FMLiveWire) -- Congressman Ron Paul has just swept two straw polls, and won the West Alabama Republican Assembly 2007 Presidential Preference Straw Poll on August 18 with 81% of the votes.

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

Actors Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson have sued writer J.K. Rowling for breach of contract. The three, stars of the five Harry Potter movies, claim that their acting careers will likely end in two or three years after the last book...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Working on Writing New Novel

J.K. Rowling Working on Writing New Novel

J.K. Rowling, author of the highly successful Harry Potter series, has begun writing her first non-Harry novel. She has been spotted working on the manuscript in Edinburgh cafes and libraries. Rowling, who has dominated the best seller lists and is...

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Funny story: Kevin Rudd visits strip club, polls soar

Kevin Rudd visits strip club, polls soar

Australia, Sydney (The Lies) - Leader of the opposition Kevin Rudd has admitted to visiting "Scores" of strip clubs throughout his visits to the United States of America. A Opposition of Foreign Affairs spokesman at the time, he has reporte...

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Funny story: Hells Angel murder solved by group of kids and talking dog

Hells Angel murder solved by group of kids and talking dog

What has come to be known as the infamous "Hells Angels Ghost Killer case" has finally been solved, to the relief of police and other Hells Angels.

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Funny story: Jimmy Connors To Be Implanted In Andy Roddick's Head

Jimmy Connors To Be Implanted In Andy Roddick's Head

New York, NY - In a last ditch effort to help Andy Roddick improve his game, Jimmy Connors was today shrunk to microscopic size and implanted in Andy's head. He will spend most of his time in the lens of Roddick's right eye, with a wireless m...

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Funny story: "Paper, Scissors, Stone" started Iraqi War admits Blair.

"Paper, Scissors, Stone" started Iraqi War admits Blair.

In a story that will shake the very foundations of Western Democracy, ex British Prime Minister, Tony Blair admitted that the decision to go to war with Iraq was based on a simple game of "Paper, Scissors, Stone".

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Funny story: Duracell Announces New Battery for Sex Toys

Duracell Announces New Battery for Sex Toys

Duracell, a Procter and Gamble subsidiary, announced Monday that it has developed a new battery technology. The company has been a leader in Lithium Manganese Dioxide batteries, and the new battery builds on that chemistry. The tech...

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Funny story: Karl Rove Quits His Post (in accordance with the Prophecy)

Karl Rove Quits His Post (in accordance with the Prophecy)

Outside the Beltway (Damnation Press) - Karl 'Christian' Rove, who actually carries a piece of wood that may or may not be from Jesus's cross with him wherever he goes, has announced his resignation as Deputy Chief of Staff to President G...

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Funny story: EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

Phil Mitchell, the soft-centred bully boy of Albert Square, has been given the limelight again in the Christmas Day edition of the BBC soap EastEnders.

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Funny story: McClaren Panics And Recalls Has-beens For 'Friendly'

McClaren Panics And Recalls Has-beens For 'Friendly'

Steve McClaren, the least popular England football manager in the history of the game, has given 'one last chance' to two veterans of the English game, goalkeeper David James and his Portsmou...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Confirms Cancellation Of US Tour

Lily Allen Confirms Cancellation Of US Tour

Following an earlier report in the pages of The Spoof last week, Lily Allen Gets Boot From US , it has now been confirmed that pop star and loudmouth Lily Allen has had to cancel...

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Funny story: Big Brother Gerry Deserted By Gay Voters

Big Brother Gerry Deserted By Gay Voters

Gerry Stegosaurus, the clever-clogs 31-year-old Greek-born Big Brother contestant, sensationally became the 10th person to be evicted from the show last night, when the gay voters he had been dependi...

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Funny story: U.S. Armed Forces Order 40,000 Robots! Troop Withdrawal to begin Immediately!

U.S. Armed Forces Order 40,000 Robots! Troop Withdrawal to begin Immediately!

Baghdad, Iraq - Pentagon Officials today announced the procurement of 40000 Robot soldiers, named the XP7.

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Funny story: Considerate Smoker Has Others Raising A Stink

Considerate Smoker Has Others Raising A Stink

A group of smokers who claim to speak for the "oppressed smokers all across America" are very angry with a man they say is be "undermining the mission to end smoking bans" in several US cities.

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Funny story: All GM Cars Made In China Recalled

All GM Cars Made In China Recalled

(Detroit) - Giant auto maker, General Motors, today recalled every GM car and truck made in China between 1999-2007.

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