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Funny story: Ron Atkinson to return to Aston Villa

Ron Atkinson to return to Aston Villa

After Martin O'Neill's shock resignation from Aston Villa, 'Big' Ron Atkinson is favourite with the bookies to return to the hot seat at Villa Park. Atkinson was manager of the Villains from 1991-94 where he helped Villa win their first piece of s...

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Funny story: Martin O'Neill And Aston Villa Divorce

Martin O'Neill And Aston Villa Divorce

The football world has been shaken to its very foundations this evening with the sad news that Aston Villa and Martin O'Neill have divorced. The marriage was annulled this afternoon, taking just two minutes. O'Neill and Villa wed four years ago in...

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Funny story: Capello's crisis

Capello's crisis

England's football manager Fabio Capello is considering retirement so a younger man can take over the troublesome job. Two fingers from two players and an unexpected appearance of another in a match he wasn't supposed to be playing in, give the im...

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Funny story: Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 0 Slovenia. - Full Match Analytical Report

Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 0 Slovenia. - Full Match Analytical Report

Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth, Wednesday, 23rd June 2010. Tommy Cooper's England needed to win against Slovenia to progress to the second round and remake their World Cup future. Anything less, and less than 11 days after Tommy Coope...

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Funny story: International Football Is Shit, Say Players

International Football Is Shit, Say Players

International football has been hit by a slew of insulting retirements over the weekend, with at least three players giving notice that they no longer want to play for their countries again, because it is "shit". First to go was the 'hunky' Blackb...

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Funny story: West Brom To Field Two Goalkeepers Against Chelsea

West Brom To Field Two Goalkeepers Against Chelsea

As football supporters prepare themselves for the Premier League kick off next Saturday, top flight newboys, West Bromwich Albion are facing up to their tricky away game against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge with renewed optimism, as it was announced th...

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Funny story: Hull City 2 Welsh Bastards 0

Hull City 2 Welsh Bastards 0

Hull City, the team so unceremoniously dumped back into the Championship in May after two years in the top flight, got their new campaign off to a flying start with an extremely comfortable 2-0 win over Welsh Bastards at the KC stadium earlier today.

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Funny story: The big kick off

The big kick off

It was strange how Penny was looking forward to the new Football season when months before she had been sick to death of the World Cup. Dad had put an embargo on the World Cup: 'Don't mention the World Cup', so it was easy to forget all about it anyway. Terry was keen on West Ham but they are not one of the best teams. He goes to see them and has asked me to go with him. I'm really excited a...

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Funny story: Liverpool's Slow Boat to China

Liverpool's Slow Boat to China

Exultant Liverpool fans are busy learning the words of the team's new theme song: 'A Slow Boat to China' so they can tell their Chinese owners 'what you mean to me.' Steven Gerrard told me on a crackling line from Canton that he couldn't be happie...

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Funny story: Barcelona Kidnap Cesc Fabregas!

Barcelona Kidnap Cesc Fabregas!

Spanish drama Queens Barcelona have upped their bid to sign the Gunners' captain Cesc Fabregas. the funny looking 23 year old Spaniard left Barcelona at the age of 15 when they decided he was a waste of space and was upsetting their superstar atmosph...

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Funny story: The World Cup Match They Never Told You About!

The World Cup Match They Never Told You About!

Have any of you football fans ever wondered what would happen if a knockout match were to be drawn, went to extra time, and then penalties or a Golden Goal ending, and still couldn't be settled? Well, wonder no more! I can now exclusively reveal...

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Funny story: Blackpool FC Face New Drama Over Donkey Droppings

Blackpool FC Face New Drama Over Donkey Droppings

Premier League newboys, Blackpool FC, may have made it back into football's big time, but their long-suffering fans may have to wait just a tad longer to see their heroes in action, after FA executives put a block on the club playing at home until a...

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Funny story: Watch Out! Marlon King's About!

Watch Out! Marlon King's About!

There was much 'looking-over-the-shoulders' on the London nightclub ciruit over the weekend, after the news that former Wigan Athletic striker Marlon King, jailed for sexual assault last October, had been released into the general population. King...

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Funny story: Sparky Plots Raid On Man City Squad

Sparky Plots Raid On Man City Squad

New Fulham boss, Mark Hughes, is reported this morning to be on a revenge mission to plunder the entire Manchester City squad. The Welsh bitter Welshman, from Wales, is said to be still smarting from his shock sacking to make way for Italian smoot...

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Funny story: Sol Campbell To Be Given 'Special Protection' At Newcastle

Sol Campbell To Be Given 'Special Protection' At Newcastle

Sol Campbell, the footballing journeyman signed this week by Premier League newboys Newcastle United, is to be afforded what has been called 'special protection' when he ventures out on Tyneside in an evening, due to the historically-harsh Geordie se...

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Funny story: Man Killed By Falling Dream

Man Killed By Falling Dream

A Sussex man was killed last night after being crushed by a falling dream. Billy Nash was walking home from the Dog And Gonad public house in Littlehampton when the incident occurred at around 10 o'clock last night. "We are all in deep shock o...

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Funny story: Real Madrid sack Jose Mourinho

Real Madrid sack Jose Mourinho

Even before the season starts, the drama has began in Madrid as this morning the club announce the sacking of their Portuguese coach Jose Mourinho It was at the end of May that the supremos at Real spotted Jose Mourinho as the perfect repla...

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