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Funny story: Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Donald Trump said today that reason for his not getting daily briefs from the U.S. intelligence community that he was getting the briefings from the Russian espionage agency SVR (Foreign Intelligence Service). Trump said that he looked forward to...

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Funny story: In a Parting Gesture of Good Will, President Barack Obama Issues President-elect Donald Trump an Authentic Birther Certificate

In a Parting Gesture of Good Will, President Barack Obama Issues President-elect Donald Trump an Authentic Birther Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In a ceremony today at the White House, President Barack Obama issued an authentic Birther Certificate, signed and certified by Chief White House Strategist and Wife Beater Steven Bannon and White Nationalist Richard Spencer. T...

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Funny story: MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

Still reeling from a drop in ratings, attributed to their misplaced confidence in a Clinton victory in the US presidential election, America's three top-rated satire publications have initiated tentative merger talks in an effort to shore up their pr...

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Funny story: Here are some of the tweets Donald Trump punched into his cell phone that were deleted

Here are some of the tweets Donald Trump punched into his cell phone that were deleted

Hollywood, Calif. - Sam Razzmatazz, host of "Hot Celebrities We Both Love & Hate", had an expose' on the eee Channel yesterday that exposed a number of tweets Donald Trump punched into his cell phone that were never sent but instead, went by way...

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Funny story: Donald Trump promises to supply female soldiers with chastity belts

Donald Trump promises to supply female soldiers with chastity belts

A press release today highlighted Trump's plan to add protection to female soldiers of the United States military. The plan consists of equipping each female soldier with a chastity belt to "prevent bad guys from doing bad things to 'em." Trump's...

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Funny story: Trump Will Start New Reality Show Based on Hiring and Firing Cabinet Members

Trump Will Start New Reality Show Based on Hiring and Firing Cabinet Members

Hollywood, CA President-elect Donald Trump announced today that he will have a new reality show starting in January. "I will be the only sitting President of the United States to ever have a major television show while serving as President. My sho...

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Funny story: Oprah Building Backup Government

Oprah Building Backup Government

The 2016 presidential election outcome shocked Oprah Winfrey as it shocked many others. However, after Trump announced his cabinet appointments, Oprah got busy. Oprah began creating a "spare" U.S. government on the off-chance the incoming adminis...

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Funny story: Americans Admit They're Tired of Democracy

Americans Admit They're Tired of Democracy

It's just gotten old. All this negotiating of different positions, compromise, civil discourse, trying to find the common good is tiresome. We're done with it. Heck we stopped talking to our neighbors, coworkers and relatives we disagree with years ago. No one likes to be called names. And it seems harder and harder to find any truths or values we can agree on anymore. Better just to ha...

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Funny story: Hillary Exposed Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Hillary Exposed Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Hillary Clinton hasn't been seen much since her humiliating loss to the Trumpster. Once by an adoring supporter hiking in the woods in Chappaqua, New York, where an endearing selfie was taken. Again, during her Capitol Hill "Fake News is an epidemic...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's pet rhinocerous, Tiny, comments on his master's abusive ways

Donald Trump's pet rhinocerous, Tiny, comments on his master's abusive ways

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Although it's a hidden fact, the basement of Trump Tower in New York City is reserved for Donald Trump's pet rhinoceros, Tiny, who told this The Spoof writer of emotional, physical, and even sexual abuse he has suffered at the hands...

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Funny story: Trump Will Dismantle His "Charitable Foundation"

Trump Will Dismantle His "Charitable Foundation"

Trump Towers, NY Donald Trump, upset at complaints that all his foundation has ever done was buy Donald Trump statues and paintings for Trump-owned properties. This is in spite of the fact that there are indications that some money was used for a cer...

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Funny story: Trump Will Dismantle Obamacare and Start Trumpcare

Trump Will Dismantle Obamacare and Start Trumpcare

Trump Tower, NY Trump announced that he will fulfill one of his campaign promises right away. "We will start up Trump Hospitals to provide cut-rate health care for poor people. Then they will not have to be in the same waiting rooms with people th...

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Funny story: U.S. Secret Service Thwarts Plan by Trump Family to Commit Mass Suicide

U.S. Secret Service Thwarts Plan by Trump Family to Commit Mass Suicide

Trump Tower, NY An alert Secret Service guarding the Trump Family was able to uncover a plot by the whole family to wait until Donald Trump is in the White House and then to stay in Trump Tower and drink cyanide Kool-Aid. "I could tell something w...

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Funny story: Deciphering Donald: A Look at the Rumsfeld Doctrine of Information Dissemination

Deciphering Donald: A Look at the Rumsfeld Doctrine of Information Dissemination

Donald Henry Rumsfeld, affectionately known as "Duck" due to his ability to duck reporters' questions with his Donald Duck-like twisting of phrases, has a long and distinguished career in American politics. The former staffer has worked for many of...

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Funny story: Trump's Having Trouble Finding a Band to Play for His Inauguration

Trump's Having Trouble Finding a Band to Play for His Inauguration

Washington, DC Donald Trump, President-Elect of the U.S., has put out a shout-out for a band to play for his Inaugural Ball. After being refused by the Beach Boys, Barry Manilow, Warrant, the 1910 Fruitgum Company, F Street Blues Band, a Scientology...

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Funny story: Trump Makes Updates on Plans for the Wall; "Cut Off All Immigration," He Says

Trump Makes Updates on Plans for the Wall; "Cut Off All Immigration," He Says

Today at 3:00, president-elect Donald Trump announced that he was going to make "bigly changes" to the wall. Mr. Trump's speech is as follows: "Listen up, America, this is for you. Our border security is a joke. It's kind of like Hillary Clinton's...

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Funny story: Never Trump group unleashes suicide-inducing-ballad on President-elect

Never Trump group unleashes suicide-inducing-ballad on President-elect

Despite being confirmed as the next president of the United States, several Americans still despair to see Trump as the next president of the United States. The Never Trump group today sent a flood of e-mails & tweets to the President-elect today...

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