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Funny story: Cock up as City sign Latest Strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd spy' storm

Cock up as City sign Latest Strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd spy' storm

Eastlands - Storm brews between United and City as Mancini signs latest strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd Drive-By Spy Buy'. With the shock announcement by Unite of more industrial action at BAA Airports during the August bank holiday weekend, Manc...

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Funny story: Blackpool FC Move Into Champions League Spot

Blackpool FC Move Into Champions League Spot

Premier League newboys Blackpool clearly stated their intentions at the weekend when they crushed a limp-wristed Wigan Athletic 4-0 in their opening match of the campaign, and, in so doing, put themselves in a great position to claim a Champions Leag...

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Funny story: Chelsea Buy History

Chelsea Buy History

In an unprecedented move, Chelsea FC have splashed out an undisclosed sum - beleived to be several billion - on purchasing history from all over the world during the summer. At Saturday's game against West Bromwich Albion, they revealed their latest...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Lawyers acting for beleaguered love rat Steven Gerrard have this weekend issues a so-called 'super injunction' against all UK newspapers and media outlets. Since The Spoof were not served with said injunction, we can exclusively reveal who has ser...

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Funny story: Pepe Reina Lobs Ball In His Own Net As Liverpool Slump At The Last Hurdle

Pepe Reina Lobs Ball In His Own Net As Liverpool Slump At The Last Hurdle

It was looking good for Liverpool in the closing stages of the match with Arsenal, a goal up despite being down to ten men following Joe Cole's debut dismissal for a reckless tackle. Liverpool continued to hang on, despite at one point being reduc...

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Funny story: Poor old Hammers

Poor old Hammers

'So the Hammers didn't do too well in their first match, Penny' her brother Seb remarked. 'It is at times like these when we must stand by the team.' 'They are losers, Penny.' 'They lost one game - away. We will bounce back. You see. I'll be there with Terry to cheer them on next Saturday.' 'Why don't you support a team like Chelsea?' 'They are full of West Ham rejects!' 'Rejects...

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Funny story: Soccer Star In Super Injunction Named

Soccer Star In Super Injunction Named

The unnamed soccer star who won a super injunction against a prominent Sunday tabloid newspaper preventing them from revealing intimate details in order to protect his privacy can now be named. But Skoob Sports News can't do it here because of the...

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Funny story: "Mancini couldn't manage a fish and chip shop" Given blasts City boss

"Mancini couldn't manage a fish and chip shop" Given blasts City boss

Shay Given clearly had a very large chip on his shoulder as he ridiculed Roberto Mancini's managerial credentials after being left on the bench for the opening game of the season against Harry Redknapps Spurs. Given, asked after the 0-0 draw for h...

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Funny story: Sky issues Soccer Saturday fans an Ultimatum - Subscribe to Sky or Garth Crooks doesn't get it

Sky issues Soccer Saturday fans an Ultimatum - Subscribe to Sky or Garth Crooks doesn't get it

From August 23rd Sky will no longer be broadcasting their Sky Sports News channel on digital Freeview. This means that unless viewers subscribe to Sky they will no longer be able to enjoy the unmissable Soccer Saturday presented by the legendary Jeff...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello says "Bobby Charlton is too old to play for England"

Fabio Capello says "Bobby Charlton is too old to play for England"

England manager announced that affable Geordie Bobby Charlton is too old to play for the England football team. Charlton, who is the only player to have served in more than three World Cup squads and who opened the scoring in the 1966 tournament...

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Funny story: Man Utd sign homeless, penniless, shoeless Portugese!

Man Utd sign homeless, penniless, shoeless Portugese!

Determined not to spend a penny on world-class superstars Man Utd have been spending their funds on a completely different catagory of footballers. Their latest signing is a definite sign that Man Utd refuse to pay horrendous amounts of cash on es...

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Funny story: O'Neill wanted Milner fee to, "Do up kitchen."

O'Neill wanted Milner fee to, "Do up kitchen."

The reasons why former Aston Villa manager, Martin O'Neill, suddenly departed the club last week have been revealed by a variety of reliable sources. O'Neill apparently met with chairman, Randy Lerner, for a meeting to discuss how the £20million...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello Bids Adieu To The Legendary David Beckham

Fabio Capello Bids Adieu To The Legendary David Beckham

LONDON - The coach of England's National team, Fabio Capello finally decided that it was time to let David Beckham go. And so he announced that the legendary footballer, who has had a 14 year international career was no longer on the team. The...

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Funny story: Beckham Accuses Capello of Ageism

Beckham Accuses Capello of Ageism

An angry David Beckham, 35, has reacted to England manager Fabio Capello's dismissal of him as being too old to play for England again. He is taking Capello to the European Court on charges of discrimination. 'To write someone off because of age i...

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Funny story: Shakira Says That Her World Cup Finals Affair With Spain's Gerard Pique Was Just A Flirtatious Time-Passer

Shakira Says That Her World Cup Finals Affair With Spain's Gerard Pique Was Just A Flirtatious Time-Passer

EL PASO - The Colombian hip shaker Shakira had just finished performing to a sold-out crowd at El Paso's La Chupacabra Convention Center when she was asked about her extra curricular activities during the 2010 World Cup Finals which were recently hel...

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Funny story: England encourage "Boo Boys" to come to Wembley too get their money's worth at last!

England encourage "Boo Boys" to come to Wembley too get their money's worth at last!

The English footy team are hoping thousands of 'Boo Boys' come to Wembley tomorrow to watch a meaningless game against a second-rate Hungarian team. Captain Gerrard issued this surprise statement before the game: "Please come and boo as loud as...

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Funny story: O'Neill: 'The whole club has paid for Carew's lap dance addiciton!'

O'Neill: 'The whole club has paid for Carew's lap dance addiciton!'

Shocked Aston Villa supporters woke up this morning to the news that Martin O' Neill had left the Midlands club just five days before the start of the 2010/2011 season. Many speculated that O' Neill left because he couldn't take the club any further...

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