Liam Lawrence reckons ailing Portsmouth have turned the corner and can now aim for the promotion play-offs. "This is a mad league, isn't it?" he said after he scored a penalty to earn Pompey their first away point of the season. But fan Jake Se...
Liverpool beaten by tangerines! - Orange Wednesdays will never have the same feel if you're a Liverpool supporter. Following an embarrassing loss to Blackpool, Liverpool lie in the relegation zone after seven games. Former strugglers West Brom se...
In a shocking controversy thought to be caused by a lower league team, the roof of the Manchester United dressing room at the Stadium of Light collapsed completely. The room above, known as the "Local" for local supporters, was currently hosting a...
More from the player named after an animal everyone loves to mock. Yes, its Yakubu. I've been keeping tabs on the Nigerian forward as he trains to become a top class striker again. But this week, the Yak boasted confidently "You've got your facts...
It's not often we get to link a manager with a post at Leicester City. For those of you who may not know this, yes they do have a football club. No, it's not as big as Man. Utd. Yes it is in Leicester. But following a recent shift in power, they'v...
Everton's England international defender Phil Jagielka must be cursing his bad luck this morning, after being told that he needs an emergency operation - on his name! The former Hale Barns United and Sheffield United full-back joined the Toffees i...
National treasure Cheryl Cole is set to add a new string to her bow: professional footballer. The singer, fashion icon, hair product advertiser and X Factor judge has been singled out by top talent scout Reg Lasagne who reckons she could cut it in...
There was an upset of sorts in the FA Cup this week when the biggest team currently in the competition, Alfreton Town, were knocked out by Conference North side, Stalybridge Celtic. Although bigger than Manchester United, Alfreton's misery was com...
When Javier Hernandez came off the bench to smash home Macheda's cross to give Manchester United a 1-0 over Valencia in Spain, he became the youngest ever player to score in the Champion's league. The fourteen year old Mexican striker has been pre...
Sheffield Wednesday Football Club, who have been served with a winding-up order by Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs over tax owed, have come up with an ingenious plan to avoid closure, BBC Radio Sheffield reports. They are to change their name...
Champions League - Mestalla - Valencia, Espania - Manchester United completed a smash and grab on Valencia here tonight, with a late strike from substitute Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez, who took his goal from a 'Kiko' Macheda pass. The game itse...
Startling new revelations concerning John Terry are about to be revealed in this weekends News of the World but once again, I have the exclusive scoop. Following the lifting of yet another "super injunction" enforced on the media by a top celebrit...
Paul Gascoigne, the cheeky Georgie who wowed the world with his football prowess back in 1998, has taken the vacant manager's job at Evo-Stik First Division (Northern) League side Garforth Town. Chairman of Garforth, Clifford the Big Red Dog, is d...
Everton and England defender Phil Jagielka was seen on Kids news programme "Newsround" giving a 'Defending Masterclass' earlier today, in what some have accused of being a "ploy to get new Everton players in quickly". The quality defender was givi...
Steven Gerrard has recently revealed how he aims to cap off his footballing career: with ambitions of winning the Premier League slowly and surely slipping down the drain. Our interview panel attempted to interview Gary Lineker, who was too busy t...
Penny knew it would be alright and that West Ham would come storming back when they had found their feet. 'The first win in the League this season against Tottenham after the League Cup away win against Sunderland. We'll be up amongst the fron runners in no time' she enthused to her boy friend Terry. He was happy about West Ham and also about his first training with Leyton Orient under sixte...
You can often tell a lot about a club by their shirt sponsor. Everton have Chang Beer (so one could infer that you'd have to be a pissed up Chinese factory worker to support them) and before that they had One 2 One (or as we across the park liked to suggest; Gone 2 One). Manchester City are sponsored by Etihad since that's the airline their new found friends in the Middle East have to use...
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