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Funny story: Glenn Beck Blames President Obama For The Icelandic Volcano

Glenn Beck Blames President Obama For The Icelandic Volcano

QUEENS, New York - Fox News talk show host Glenn Beck has remarked that he is getting sick and tired of President Obama causing so much world-wide havoc. Beck speaking before a group of second graders at PS-9881 also lashed out at Vice President a...

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Funny story: Vera Baker: "I Know Exactly Where Barack Obama's Birth Certificate Is"

Vera Baker: "I Know Exactly Where Barack Obama's Birth Certificate Is"

SAN FRANCISCO - Vera Baker's hair stylist, Gigi Van Pansy (a male), has stated that the former senatorial campaign financial manager for Barack Obama confessed to him that she knows exactly where the president's much sought after birth certificate is...

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Funny story: Obama's Gordon Brown Moment 'off air' Fuels Sex Rumours: "Unlike Tiger, I REALLY Dig Brown Sugar!

Obama's Gordon Brown Moment 'off air' Fuels Sex Rumours: "Unlike Tiger, I REALLY Dig Brown Sugar!

In a Gordon Brown moment, US Presidential Philanderer Barry Obama forgot his mike was still on after TV Host Chris Matthews signed off from yet another infomercial extolling the virtues of the "The Big O." Heard cackling after the pair were discu...

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Funny story: Obama Caught On Tape In Washington, D.C. Hotel With Former Campaign Aide

Obama Caught On Tape In Washington, D.C. Hotel With Former Campaign Aide

That's what several newspapers and internet sites are saying this morning although the President hasn't denied or confirmed the story. A new confidential investigation says it has learned that Obama first became involved with the 36-year-old Vera...

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Funny story: Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten to Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten to Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Even as President Obama has been forced to change the locks on his bedroom, and seek a restraining order against a reported "hopping Mad Michelle', White House Sources continue to rebut published tales of Presidential Philandering with a Hot Chicago...

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Funny story: President Obama Replies To Charges of Infidelity With Vera Baker By Saying, "Say What Fa Shizzle My Nizzle?"

President Obama Replies To Charges of Infidelity With Vera Baker By Saying, "Say What Fa Shizzle My Nizzle?"

BEAVER, Oklahoma - President Barack Obama had just delivered his speech to The Oklahoma Sooner or Later League of Farm Dwellers when he was asked a somewhat embarrassing question. The president responded to a question about the alleged rumor curre...

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Funny story: Obamagate: Aborted Fetus Survives Two Day

Obamagate: Aborted Fetus Survives Two Day

Washington, D.C. - Congressmen in the House committee on Abortion and the Right to Chose heard evidence today about a fetus that survived two days after it was aborted. The fetus, named 'Fred' for evidentiary reasons, was said to have been aborte...

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Funny story: Obama Unleashes 'Avenging Sword of Allah' Against Arizona!

Obama Unleashes 'Avenging Sword of Allah' Against Arizona!

President Barack Hussein Obama issued a devastating Fatwa against the struggling state of Arizona which has been over run with crime from outside it's borders and forced to take measures to protect it's citizens and it's financial well being, thereby...

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Funny story: Sam Shuns Socialist Society While Simutaneously Sipping Its Swill

Sam Shuns Socialist Society While Simutaneously Sipping Its Swill

I have a friend who is an unusual case in point for our present national attitudes. Let us call him 'Sam'. If I would use his real name and he found it he would be hurt and angry. Even though it is the truth. Especially because it is the truth. Sam is a real flesh and blood person. A VERY real flesh and blood person because his flesh and blood in total weighs over 400 pounds. I am not maki...

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Funny story: Obama's Teeth Emerge From Hadron Collider Black Hole: Asks For Taco

Obama's Teeth Emerge From Hadron Collider Black Hole: Asks For Taco

In an earlier story it was reported that President Barack Obama was swallowed by a black hole created by the Hadron Collider, with only his white teeth being visible from within the totally black abyss. Today, his chattering teeth emerged, and a...

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Funny story: President Barack Obama Detained at Phoenix Airport

President Barack Obama Detained at Phoenix Airport

Phoenix, AZ - President Barack Obama was detained for a brief period yesterday at the Phoenix, AZ Airport by TSA officials while police determined whether or not to arrest him for not having proper identification with him at the time he touched down...

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Funny story: Obama Orders CIA To Hire Graduates of Spy School

Obama Orders CIA To Hire Graduates of Spy School

Barack Obama has issued a presidential order to the Central Intelligence Agency to begin hiring all graduates of the Jethro Bodine Skool of Double-Naught Spying. Obama said that he feels these highly trained agents will be of immediate assistance to...

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Funny story: Obama Vows to "Teach Arizona a Lesson" Over Immigration Law

Obama Vows to "Teach Arizona a Lesson" Over Immigration Law

WASHINGTON, DC - In response to years of Federal authorities ignoring illegal immigration problems in Arizona, Governor Brewer signed a law making the violation of Federal Law (illegal entry into the United States) into an offense which is enforceabl...

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Funny story: Obama racewhorse Audacity of Hope runs in Saturday's 2,000 Guineas

Obama racewhorse Audacity of Hope runs in Saturday's 2,000 Guineas

Newmarket - (WhoresWhisperers): The Red Ransom/Alien A colt is a best-priced 100/1 shot with internet bookies Aintgottaprayer.con for Saturday's renewal of the first Classic of the season. A six furlong workout this morning with stable companions...

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Funny story: Illegal Immigrant Amnesty Bill Puts Obama's Citizenship Issue to Rest....Finally!

Illegal Immigrant Amnesty Bill Puts Obama's Citizenship Issue to Rest....Finally!

Senate majority leader Harry Reid, in one of his last official acts before being voted out of office this November, advanced his Illegal Immigrant Amnesty Bill by falling on his sword for his emperor in a final attempt to put the Obama Birth Issue t...

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Funny story: Blago Is Back Says "Barry is Toast!" Obama May Be Forced to Take 5th In Widening Scandal!

Blago Is Back Says "Barry is Toast!" Obama May Be Forced to Take 5th In Widening Scandal!

In a breaking political scandal, observors are betting that the Chicago Politics that lofted Barry Obamsky to the Presidency, could be the same culture of corruption that exposes the entire Chicago Regime in Washington as a professional 'crime famil...

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Funny story: President Obama Celebrates Earth Day by Promising to Legalize Marijuana

President Obama Celebrates Earth Day by Promising to Legalize Marijuana

"Today, as we celebrate Earth Day, we must keep in mind all the wonderful plants and weeds that Mother Nature has provided for us for medicinal purposes, some of which are perfectly legal to use at our disposal, while others may have to wait just a tad longer to become a part of our own personal medicine chests." "While I don't wish to make light of the seriousness of whether or not marijuana s...

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