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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Axed To Combat Racism

Celebrity Big Brother Axed To Combat Racism

Celebrity Big Brother, the show at the centre of a major racism row, will not be back on our screens next year, according to gossip garnered by this writer on a bus today.

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United, the Premier League Chumpions after failing to record a single victory in any of their first three games this season, have made a surprising swoop into the transfer market to replace Gabriel...

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Funny story: English Yobs Do Well in Shooting Competitions - Sick Insult

English Yobs Do Well in Shooting Competitions - Sick Insult

Dr. Heinze Von Gerbil, a retired evil German child psychiatrist, has made a sick joke about English yobs with guns. What does he know?...

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Funny story: And Google shall inherit the Earth

And Google shall inherit the Earth

Washington D.C. (The Lies) - Search engine giant, Google, is planning to take over the world one bit at a time. A disturbing trend has formed as Google acquires the best and brightest of the IT world, forming a unstoppable on line beast.

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Funny story: Quebec Police Place Thugs in North American Union Protest

Quebec Police Place Thugs in North American Union Protest

MONTEBELLO - Quebec provincial police acknowledged in a statement Thursday that their secret agents had infiltrated protesters demonstrating against the recent North American Union summit held here in Montebello, Quebec, and admitted that they were &...

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Funny story: Astronomers Discover Huge Nothingness in Space

Astronomers Discover Huge Nothingness in Space

MINNEAPOLIS (FMLiveWire) --Astronomers have discovered a tremendous nothingness out in the universe, which has them worried and wondering about what is not there.

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Funny story: Ron Paul has sex with Woman

Ron Paul has sex with Woman

Peter Skizinski, a 42-year-old masonry worker and self-professed "peeping tom", admitted to the news media that he saw Texas Representative and aspiring Presidential candidate Ron Paul fornicating with an unknown woman last night as he stoo...

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Funny story: Ricard Turns to Spike TV for Political Ads

Ricard Turns to Spike TV for Political Ads

Upstate New York (Reuterus) - In an attempt to secure crucial swing votes among non-Japanese Asian-Americans, Michael Ricard has decided to run 30-second political ads during the show 'MXC' on Spike TV.

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Funny story: Three Little Kittens No Longer Need Mittens

Three Little Kittens No Longer Need Mittens

Everyone Knows that the three little kittens have lost their mittens and don't know where to find them. After years of searching Fluffy, Buffy and Bob have given up. But the failure to retrieve the lost kitten-sized mittens is not a total defea...

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Funny story: 'The Blob' Creature is Real

'The Blob' Creature is Real

If the old sci-fi movie The Blob didn't scare you, think again. Newly released photos show the blob was real. Documents found with the pictures prove it was one of three alien creatures who spent thousands of years frozen, traveling through dee...

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Funny story: Illegally Parked Shuttle Impounded: Will be Auctioned on E-Bay

Illegally Parked Shuttle Impounded: Will be Auctioned on E-Bay

It seems another drunken astronaut has N.A.S.A. in the headlines after leaving a shuttle in a no parking zone. The shuttle,Kegger, was impounded by Florida state troupers who towed it away from The Starry Night Bar.

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Funny story: 'NickFun' -- a Funky Orchid among Men? Feds Think So.

'NickFun' -- a Funky Orchid among Men? Feds Think So.

US and A (Get the Funk Out) - Irregular Spoof! contributor 'NickFun', whose name happens to be an anagram for the seventies funk/jazz-funk/soul-jazz group "Funk Inc." (and is therefore believed to be the pen name of the band's c...

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Funny story: Cruise Ship Rescued by Fisherman

Cruise Ship Rescued by Fisherman

San Juan, Puerto Rico (IP) - The cruise ship Cylone Seas was rescued by a fisherman who often fishes inside the eye of hurricanes. The Cruise ship specializes in trips through hurricanes. One of the main draws of the cruises is a new sport where fo...

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Funny story: Rafa Reveals Goatee Agony

Rafa Reveals Goatee Agony

The mystery behind Rafa's goatee beard was revealed to The Spoof today ... and it's possibly CONTAGIOUS.

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Funny story: Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

A boy in Manchester who assaulted an old man with a sausage has come in for some scathing criticism from the most unlikely source - his mum.

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Funny story: Profile in Courage: Warren Redlich

Profile in Courage: Warren Redlich

Guilderland, New York (The Leakonomist) - In a gesture that could spell political suicide, irregular Spoof contributor Warren "I like red Apple Mac's" Redlich has banned all internet use in his office.

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Funny story: Bilderbergers Endorse Ron Paul

Bilderbergers Endorse Ron Paul

The hotel manager for the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Istanbul, Turkey, today confirmed the discovery of documents indicating that the Bilderberg Group has decided who will be the next President of the United States. The documents were originally found in...

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