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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Scores In Switzerland

Wayne Rooney Scores In Switzerland

England striker Wayne Rooney rewarded Fabio Capello's decision to play him in the team's Euro 2012 qualifier in Basle last night despite allegations surrounding his private life, by scoring an early goal to set the Three Lions on their way to a 3-1 v...

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Funny story: England Players Have Affairs ON the Pitch

England Players Have Affairs ON the Pitch

Publicity advisor Max Cash has always said that England fans are more interested in what England players do ON the pitch rather than what they do OFF it. This has been entirely misinterpreted by some of the team. During the half-time period of th...

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Funny story: Euro 2012 qualifier upset as Scotland beat Lichtenstein

Euro 2012 qualifier upset as Scotland beat Lichtenstein

European football saw one of its biggest shock results tonight as the mighty footballing nation of Lichtenstein were humiliated at the hands of the minnows from Scotland. As expected the principality went ahead 1-0 early in the second half and wer...

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Funny story: Peter Crouch & Abbey Revelations Rock England & Spurs

Peter Crouch & Abbey Revelations Rock England & Spurs

England and Spurs have been rocked by revelations about lanky striker Peter Crouch's relationship with Abbey Clancey. The shock follows hot on the heels of the Wayne Rooney hooker scandal and is likely to cause more upheaval in the England camp.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Hooker Plan To Bed Europe's Top Footballers

Wayne Rooney Hooker Plan To Bed Europe's Top Footballers

Revelations about Jenny Thompson - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - are set to shock even further. The "tart" announced today that Rooney was just one of 14 Premier League players she had bedded. But a source close to 2...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson Doesn't Know What All The Fuss Is About

Jennifer Thompson Doesn't Know What All The Fuss Is About

Jennifer Thompson, the 'bit-on-the-side' in the Wayne Rooney scandal, has spoken publicly for the first time about her romps with the Manchester United and England star, and has said she doesn't know what all the fuss is about. Speaking in an inte...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Shags Own Grandma?

Wayne Rooney Shags Own Grandma?

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has crashed into the headlines once more this morning after it was revealed that the woman with whom he has been carrying on a passionate extra-marital affair was his very own grandma. Rooney, a 'vital cog' i...

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Funny story: Women Rubbish At Football - Official.

Women Rubbish At Football - Official.

Women's groups are furious with boffins who are to publish research that proves men are better at football than women. Scientists at Washington University, St Louis, USA, have found that kicking activates certain hip and leg muscles in men but not...

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Funny story: English Teacher Rips Trousers In Playground Football Incident

English Teacher Rips Trousers In Playground Football Incident

An overenthusiastic English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok, fell foul of the country's 'no grass in schools' policy this morning during a game of playground football, sustaining a serious injury to his trousers when he dived to save an almost...

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Funny story: Could it be worse?

Could it be worse?

Terry and Penny were morose. Manchester United had just beaten West Ham 3-0. The Hammers had no points and were bottom of the league. 'I expected 6-0' said Penny 'so perhaps we should be relieved.' 'At times like these you have to remember that there are few winners and many losers.' 'But only one is last.' 'Our Sports master says losing is a test of character. It is important we all...

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Funny story: Mascherano Signs for Barcelona's Deaf Contingent

Mascherano Signs for Barcelona's Deaf Contingent

After weeks of debate, spat dummies, brinkmanship and multi-million pound offers for the diminuative Argentinean defensive midfielder; Javier Mascherano has finally agreed to 'sign' for Barcelona. Apparantly, Barcelona has one of the highest conti...

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Funny story: Wigan Chairman in Google Shock

Wigan Chairman in Google Shock

Wigan Athletic chairman, Dave Whelan, was stunned after discovering the true nationalities of his playing staff. Whelan, a former Miss Blackburn and owner of DFS Fitness Warehouse, downloaded the popular Google Earth application to see if his own hea...

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Funny story: Villa's Nightmare Returns

Villa's Nightmare Returns

Aston Villa crashed out of Europe to Rapid Vienna for the second year running, in desperate bid to maintain some level of normality at the tumultuous Birmingham club. After Martin O'Neill's latent boredom rose to the surface, forcing him to quit,...

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Funny story: 'Liverpool Are Getting Worse, Year By Year' - Jose Mourinho

'Liverpool Are Getting Worse, Year By Year' - Jose Mourinho

"You Can't Buy History" stated the flag at the recent Manchester City v Liverpool fixture - which City won 3-0 - but detractors insist that Liverpool have been living on past glories for far longer than most of their most ardent supporters would care...

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Funny story: Rooney On Target For Inverness Caledonian Thistle

Rooney On Target For Inverness Caledonian Thistle

Och! There was a day of joyous celebration for little-fancied Scottish Premier League side Inverness Caledoian Thistle yesterday, as they romped to a 4-0 away victory over Dundee United, with Adam Rooney helping himself to a brace of lovely goals.

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Funny story: "Chelsea Will Not Win Every Game 6-0", Warns Ancelotti

"Chelsea Will Not Win Every Game 6-0", Warns Ancelotti

Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti has warned his team not to be complacent in their defence of the Premier League title, after they ran out 6-0 winners for the second week in succession against Wigan Athletic at the DW Stadium yesterday evening. The...

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Funny story: Blind fans watch blind footballers in blind world cup

Blind fans watch blind footballers in blind world cup

Thousands of blind fans piled into a football stadium in London to watch England play China in the blind football world cup. The ball has hundreds of tiny ball bearings inside so that players can hear it. The pitch is smaller than a regular sized...

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