Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney could be on his way to Spanish giants Real Madrid in the January transfer window, if a bloke on a bus I was on today is to be believed. Rooney, 24, whose current contract expires in 2012, has appa...
The Pope scored a stunning goal in the win over Blackpool. Last month we reported how the Vatican Supremo had recently signed a luxurious 4 year deal with Manchester Citeh. Well he's just gone and scored a cracking goal against Blackpool, who were...
It was a day nobody would forget. New owners. A new start in Liverpool history. And a game at Goodison Park to kick-start the new season. Just a shame nobody told the players. Typically, Hodgson had chosen all the right players in all the wr...
Blackpool v Manchester City, at least on paper, was an interesting concept, but a horrendous colour clash. Blackpool in tangerine, City in sky blue. One Sky HD viewer claimed he had to switch off because watching this horrendous colour contrast...
In surprisingly reflective mood, under fire Liverpool boss, Roy Hodgson, still smarting from a 2-0 derby defeat to local rivals Everton at Goodison Park, lay the blame squarely on Steven Gerrard's haircut. "It was a distraction for the whole team,...
More scandal today surrounding world level sports as it was revealed that "anythings for sale" as long as enough money is involved, much to the chagrin of Fifa officials who are investigating reports that the 2018 World Cup Match Venue is available.
The "losing balls" disease around Man Utd grows and grows as they go from one blunder to another all caused by the "Roonism Syndrome", an incurable sickness which is spreading like the plague! Everybody surrounded by Rooney has symptons and now th...
In a contentious block buster deal, the storied Liverpool Premier League Team was finally sold to the sporting group that owns the financially successful Boston Red Sox for a little over $476 million, just enough to bail out the Bank of Scotland who...
Everton midfielder Marouane Fellaini has been ruled out for a week with hair ache so will miss this weekend's Merseyside derby at home to Liverpool. Apparently Fellaini was taking an unusual trip the the hairdressers for a trim, where unfortunatel...
As the seagulls soar over the River Mersey and the clouds billow in the wind, the great city of Liverpool is facing possible extinction. Cilla Black has appealed to the referee but he took no notice. 'What a carry on' she said 'how can they let Li...
Liverpool Football Club, who are in a right sticky mess at the moment, are to be nationalized, says a statement released by the government this morning. Nationalization is the process of taking an industry or assets into the public ownership of a…
Liverpool FC have been forced to remove the "FC" as they are technically not good enough to be labelled a Football Club. The owners - God only knows who they are at the moment - are being forced to change the name to 'Pool SL - Sunday League, and...
Hicks and Gillett have now secured the backing of a Chinese judge to stop the sale of their football club. The two yanks fearful their Texan judge will fail have started to seek help elsewhere. The senior judge Mr Yang Shang Po said today that he...
A dramatic goal in injury time meant Liverpool had to go into extra time against their American owners, before they can be owned by other Americans. Shaun Gilette, one of the owners struggling to maintain power realises that his injury time goal w...
Liverpool Football Club, the once-mighty conquerors of Europe, the team that swept all before it during the late 1970s, and all through the 1980s, the magnificent organisation that gave us Bill Shankly, Bob Paisley, Kenny Dalglish, Kevin Keegan and E...
He's tried every formation under the Sun. Including those written only in God's dying language, Latin Now Fabio Capello is preparing one last roll of the dice, following his multi-million pound squad's failure to defeat minnows Montenegro. Taking...
The Football League have caved in to pressure from feminists and are set to allocate a place in next season's N'power league 2 to a team of all stars from the women's game. The feminists, led by the new darling of the left, Millie Headband, have...
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