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Funny story: Obama To Dissolve Congress

Obama To Dissolve Congress

President Barack Obama, in an unprecedented move, has announced plans to dissolve the Senate and the House of Representatives. The movement has already been upheld by the U.S. Supreme Court, whose vote to support the measure was unanimous considering the guns put to their heads. Said Obama in a news conference in the White House Briefing Room, "The American People have spoken. We need to stay...

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Funny story: Obama: "No Comment" on Reports he Hired Edward's Mistress Reille Hunter as Videographer on WH Blog!

Obama: "No Comment" on Reports he Hired Edward's Mistress Reille Hunter as Videographer on WH Blog!

Reille Hunter, the woman with the camera whose nude video sexcapade with former Democratic Presidential Candidate John Edwards was taken showing the moment of conception of their love child, has been reportedly hired by the Obama Media Empire. Th...

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Funny story: Obama to Terrorists: Cut it Out!

Obama to Terrorists: Cut it Out!

President Obama went on record recently asserting that "homeland insurgents" are no longer allowed to bomb things and blow stuff up. "I was trying to be nice about all this, but I see they're the type of people with whom that won't work. You gi...

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Funny story: Shocking Obama Plan To Reduce Unemployment by 20%

Shocking Obama Plan To Reduce Unemployment by 20%

WASHINGTON, DC -- Next week the Obama administration plans to vote on a radical bill aimed at reducing the unemployment statistic which is hovering around 9.8 percent. The proposal will eliminate Friday and create a 6-day a week calendar. Each da...

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Funny story: Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Barack Obama is to ask the US Congress for an extra $200bn in military aid to help Israel get a short-range rocket defence system in place. The system is designed to shoot down mortars, rockets, rocks and paper airplanes from Gaza or Southern Leba...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies Existence Of Gaa...Barack Obama

Sarah Palin Denies Existence Of Gaa...Barack Obama

In an interview today with Fox News Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin denied the existence of President Barack Obama. Citing her solipsistic view that that the self can know nothing but its own modifications and that the self is the only existent thing, "it...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says He'd Rather Play With Himself Than Play With President Obama

Rush Limbaugh Says He'd Rather Play With Himself Than Play With President Obama

NEW YORK CITY - GOP mouthpiece Rush Limbaugh has admitted on his radio show that he would much rather play with himself than to play with President Barack Obama. When asked why, the rotund Rush "Mushmouth" Limbaugh said that he is not a racist but...

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Funny story: Congress Rushes to Enact 'Potty Parity' As Obama Names Yet Another Pant Suit Lard Ass to Team!

Congress Rushes to Enact 'Potty Parity' As Obama Names Yet Another Pant Suit Lard Ass to Team!

Befuddled by real problems requiring leadership and real answers, the US Congress put off facing tough choices once again, and has devoted it's time to working on a "Potty Parity" bill to bring Women's Rest Rooms up to Men's Standards! The pressin...

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Funny story: Obama /Karzai Press Conference: "A Perfect Blendship"

Obama /Karzai Press Conference: "A Perfect Blendship"

As reporters gathered in the East Room today, they were startled that a full jazz band was seated at the front of the room complete with instruments and at the ready. When the two leaders of their countries stepped out of the curtains the band st...

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Funny story: Obama Administration to Pay Children Not to Eat Desert

Obama Administration to Pay Children Not to Eat Desert

WASHINGTON, DC - Economic incentives to provide inexpensive healthy food and better educational performance of 70 immediate steps that can reduce U.S. childhood obesity and provide better grades, a White House task force recommended in a report on Tu...

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Funny story: Obama picks Kagan to replace resigned Brown as PM, assures UK citizens "labour-free government will continue" and no hard feelings about 1812, either

Obama picks Kagan to replace resigned Brown as PM, assures UK citizens "labour-free government will continue" and no hard feelings about 1812, either

After a month long search, President Barack Obama has chosen Elena Kagan, his solicitor general and a former dean of Harvard Law School, to succeed the retiring PM Gordon Brown. News that the retiring PM would be replaced via selection of a stand...

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Funny story: President Obama Denies Using Term "White Trash"!

President Obama Denies Using Term "White Trash"!

President Barack Obama stated yesterday that he had never used the term, "White trash" and that all 35 of those recordings at 35 different locations were made by someone who was impersonating him. "Rush Limbaugh uses them all the time to make up s...

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Funny story: Obama the Antichrist? The Devil's in the detail

Obama the Antichrist? The Devil's in the detail

Christian fanatics have recently posted an Urgent warning online regarding a report linking Barack Obama to the number 666. All readers know where this is going! "Hurry to get details of how to get your copy (purchase your copy) online before the threats to take it offline are put into action", is the plea from the writers of this new 200 page report. $$$$$$$$$ Who do YOU think is more '...

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Funny story: Obama Goes 'Ape Shit', Commissions Deeper, Darker, Safer Bunker under Camp David as Pressures Mount!

Obama Goes 'Ape Shit', Commissions Deeper, Darker, Safer Bunker under Camp David as Pressures Mount!

President Barry Hussein Obama, a foreigner who never really understood the history and character of America, has further isolated himself from the American Public by commissioning a deeper bunker under Camp David where he expects to ride out the com...

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Funny story: President Obama Books The Hip Hop Rap Band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Play At "The First Mama's" Mothers' Day Party

President Obama Books The Hip Hop Rap Band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Play At "The First Mama's" Mothers' Day Party

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - President Obama was in Cheyenne addressing the annual convention of The Wyoming Bison Breeders Coalition and Association. The president stated "Now lissen up y'all. Dem buffaloes is still a very important and integral part of d...

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Funny story: Obama Vows To Link Times Square Bomber With Radical Right

Obama Vows To Link Times Square Bomber With Radical Right

Disappointed that once again a Muslim terrorist was responsible for trying to incinerate New York City, President Obama ordered Attorney General, Eric Holder, to do everything possible to link Time Square bomber Faisal Shahzad to Tea Party far right...

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Funny story: President Obama Names Vera Baker To Be His New Traveling Personal Assistant

President Obama Names Vera Baker To Be His New Traveling Personal Assistant

SEATTLE - President Barack Obama spoke before the annual convention of The Retired Lumberjacks of The Northwest Order. He praised their hard work, their devoted work ethic, their ability to cut down a 70-foot pine tree in twenty seconds flat, and the...

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