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Funny story: Hugo Chavez Refuses to Allow US to Invade Venezuela; Orders Sniper Rifles in Defense

Hugo Chavez Refuses to Allow US to Invade Venezuela; Orders Sniper Rifles in Defense

Caracas, Venezuela (WTF News) - Head Venezuelan hombré, President Hugo Chavez, has requested five-thousand Russian-made Dragunov sniper rifles to defend his homeland from an imminent attack by the United States.

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Funny story: North Korea to China: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

North Korea to China: Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

Pyongyang, North Korea (Dysfunctional Family Digest) - Just moments after Kim Jong-il's son, Kim Jong-nam, returned home from an extended "holiday" in China, the North Korean government began work on the new 'Great Fence of the Demo...

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Funny story: Indiana Jones movie closes New Delhi hair salon

Indiana Jones movie closes New Delhi hair salon

Makers of the new "Indiana Jones" movie apologized for the forced closure of a hair salon in New Delhi, India. "We apologized to staff and customers and it's been cleared up", said a...

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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball

Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball

Washington, D.C. - It was the start of a momentous week in the nation's capital when first Attorney General Alberto Gonzales agreed to step down after coming under increasing scrutiny by both parties in Congress for his firing of U.S. attorneys i...

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Funny story: Opium Premiums are better than Oil and Petroleum!

Opium Premiums are better than Oil and Petroleum!

Top investments expert Miles Digweed today recommended buying into the blossoming opium production industry in Afghanistan. "Growth over the past 12 months has been extraordinary," he stated, "and prospects look good for a repeat in 20...

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Funny story: Tsunami to annihilate Canada

Tsunami to annihilate Canada

Canada was bracing itself today for a threatened tsunami. The horror wave could hit at any time according to Calgary's expert on natural disasters, Austin Shaw.

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Funny story: Gonzales Quits Bush Regime to Become Security Guard at Disneyland

Gonzales Quits Bush Regime to Become Security Guard at Disneyland

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has resigned from the Bush Regime to become a security guard at Disneyland Florida.

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Funny story: Thelma from Scooby Doo admits she was never scared in Ghost Hunting documentary

Thelma from Scooby Doo admits she was never scared in Ghost Hunting documentary

Thelma, the dowdy glasses wearing Ghost Detective from supernatural documentary Scooby Doo has revealed that she was never frightened of the ghosts in the films.

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Funny story: Pheww! Britain Swelters In Bank Holiday Hot Spell

Pheww! Britain Swelters In Bank Holiday Hot Spell

Proof if proof were needed that global warming is taking hold of Britain in an icy death-like grip, as for the first time in living memory the weather over the bank holiday has been nice.

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Funny story: Are you 'British' enough to be 'British'?

Are you 'British' enough to be 'British'?

Britain has unveiled details of a new citizenship test for immigrants. They will be asked questions about history, institutions and culture - as well as committing to British social values focusing on, "being one of the lads".

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson denies plot to overthrow Pakistani government

Jessica Simpson denies plot to overthrow Pakistani government

"Dukes of Hazard" cardboard cutout Jessica Simpson has denied allegations that she planned a coup to overthrow President Musharaff's government in Pakistan. "I did...

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Funny story: Liverpool's Woe

Liverpool's Woe

In the wake of the shooting of an eleven year old, the City of Liverpool today asked: "Why is it always us?"...

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Funny story: One Million Barrels of Toxic Waste Recalled

One Million Barrels of Toxic Waste Recalled

It seems as though nothing imported from China is safe anymore. On the heels of recalls of various and sundry goods such as pet food, doggie rawhide chews, an array of children's toys, and Spongebob Squarepants writing tablets, comes the latest...

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Funny story: Hull City Shirt Voted Most Fashionable Of All Time, Ever

Hull City Shirt Voted Most Fashionable Of All Time, Ever

A shirt worn by the Hull City team during their unsuccessful 1992-93 season has been voted the most fashionable and visually-pleasing ever by football fans.

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Funny story: US Financial Empire a Giant Fraudulent Ponzi Scam Says Ben Bernanke

US Financial Empire a Giant Fraudulent Ponzi Scam Says Ben Bernanke

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The world's investors now recognize that the US financial system is nothing but a giant fraudulent Ponzi scam said Federal Reserve chief Ben Bernanke in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

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Funny story: Killer Baby Carrots on the Loose

Killer Baby Carrots on the Loose

City of Industry, California (Salad Bar Monthly) - The 'Los Angeles Salad Company' has been forced to recall a large quantity of its "Genuine Sweet Baby Carrots" due to contamination with the bacteria Shigella.

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Funny story: Karl Rove's 'Wood' Was His Undoing According To Insiders

Karl Rove's 'Wood' Was His Undoing According To Insiders

Inside the Beltway (Woodworking Magazine) - According to White House insiders, the fact that Karl Rove always carried a piece of wood around in his pants pocket was the thing that ultimately led to his failure.

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