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Funny story: "Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!

"Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!

Donald Trump has decided to launch his diplomatic foreign policies and true to the man, he is now being called "Mr Diplomacy" at UN and EU headquarters. The only ones loving his directives are Russia and the UK; well UK politicians love licking US Pr...

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Funny story: It's Impossible To Satirize Trump

It's Impossible To Satirize Trump

Betsy Roll, the medium that claims to channel historical figures, claimed today that she had channeled the famous 1920's satirist H.L. Menken. Here is what H.L. allegedly said: "As I said in the past, quoting myself, "On some great and glorious d...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Donald Trump has set precedent after precedent on his way to the White House, now it seems he will be the first sitting president to get a divorce. According to a close friend of the First Lady, Melania Trump cited Donald's womanizing and bullyin...

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Funny story: "Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration

"Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration

Given the reluctance of bleeding heart tree hugging American artsy musicians to perform at the inauguration of their newly elected Dear Leader, Washington staffers have booked the Russian punk band "Pussy Riot" to headline at the event. Russian pr...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

AREA 51, Nevada - Donald Trump has just founded a small public state college that will teach students how to make hydrogen bombs, nuclear missiles, and various types of torpedoes, light anti-tank weapons, and sundry varieties of weapons of mass destr...

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Funny story: Trump to defecate on Koran during inauguration ceremony

Trump to defecate on Koran during inauguration ceremony

Trump Tower - Our source Roger Rock, long time advisor to Trump, revealed today to reporters as he came out of the elevator at Trump Towers, that he failed to moderate Trumps Moslem policies. In fact he revealed the first act of the new POTUS will b...

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Funny story: REVEALED: documents in Trump's folders were NOT blank

REVEALED: documents in Trump's folders were NOT blank

Washington, D.C. - After Donald Trump's first press conference as President-elect, the contents of the folders lying on the table next to the lectern where Trump spoke sparked a lot of speculation in the press and on social media. Trump indicated tha...

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Funny story: Roy Cohn clones to replace all unworthy cabinet members

Roy Cohn clones to replace all unworthy cabinet members

Donald Trump today has promised his base that should any of his cabinet members be found to be failing in their jobs, he would swiftly replace them. The person he has planned to nominate in place of what he called "losers" will be a clone of Donald T...

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Funny story: Donald Trump accuses Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide of writing "fake news"

Donald Trump accuses Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide of writing "fake news"

I got a call from President-Elect Donald Trump the other day and he asked for a 'private audience' with me for all the fake news he said I've been writing about him. "I tried to tweet you," Trump yelled. "Why don't you tweet. I sent you thirty or...

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Funny story: Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Hollywood, CA Tired of being ignored by the media since Donald Trump announced his candidacy, celebrities expressed their animosity in a petition sent to all the CEO's of the various media companies. "We had a monumental divorce, lawsuits, child c...

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Funny story: A Birther Controversy Swells Around Trump

A Birther Controversy Swells Around Trump

It appears that Donald J. Trump is a human like the rest of us. But is he? His birth certificate says that he is the offspring of Harold P. And Alicia C. Trump. But is that conclusive evidence? His hair is orange as are his hands and face. He...

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Funny story: FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

The FBI Director is the most powerful man in America. This is so because Comey changed the course of the U.S. Presidential election and got Donald J. Trump Elected by his misuse of Hillary Clinton's e-mails. The evidence presented below is incont...

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Funny story: Celebrities Leave Country to Avoid Playing at Trump's Inauguration

Celebrities Leave Country to Avoid Playing at Trump's Inauguration

An unprecedented number of entertainers have been asked and have refused to play at Donald Trump's inauguration. The only ones who have agreed to play at the event are performers who are unable to get gigs anywhere else. "It was either Trump's ina...

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Funny story: The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Trump spokesperson and Slytherin wannabe Kellyanne Conway announced today on FOX News that the Grim Reaper would be attending President-elect Trump's Inauguration on January 20. Explained Mrs. Conway, through her forked tongue: "Y...

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Funny story: The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sketched against a red-white-blue November sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. Their real names are Trump, Wikileaks, The FBI and Fox News. They formed...

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Funny story: Another Brick In The Wall: The Presidential Version

Another Brick In The Wall: The Presidential Version

Donald Trump announced new plans for "The Wall" he wants to build between the US and Mexico. He's not going to build it - he's going to BUY it. Early last year before running for the Republican Party nominee, Donald Trump visited Beijing, China, o...

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Funny story: "My Hands Are Bigly!" : The Emperor's New Hands

"My Hands Are Bigly!" : The Emperor's New Hands

Donald Trump may never have to be ridiculed about his hands again. Students at the University of Arizona's Robotics Division, appalled at the sheer amount of verbal and written abuse toward Donald's deformity, decided to do something about it. Du...

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