Dermot has failed to be successful in getting the American X-Factor gig. The disappointed presenter has lost out to heart-throb Enrique Iglesias. He is expected to return to host the UK X-Factor and is expected to work alongside guest celebrities who will take it in turns to be on the judges panel. George Michael is being paid £70K to be a guest host on one episode of the X-Factor. The pro...
LONDON - Since the departure of X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole to America to be with her boyfriend Derek Hough, aka "The Dancing Dude" Simon Cowell has been trying to figure out who to replace Chezza with. And although he has not yet made his final de…
LONDON - Simon Cowell, who Queen Elizabeth II herself has remarked will soon become the richest man in The United Kingdom, has stated who he would like to see replace Cheryl Cole as judge on his highly rated reality show X-Factor. Cowell, the man...
Analysis of Libyan nuttiness have detected that Colonel Gaddafi has set the stage for what looks to be a very confrontational conclusion to the troubles in Libya. The stage, in a 14,000-seat arena in Tripoli, has seen the delivery and erection of...
There has been much rumour and speculation about the line up for the judges panel of this year's UK X-Factor. With Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole debunking to the USA fevered rumours have been flying about, about which celebrities could replace them.
LONDON - Simon Cowell, the man who has the Midas touch has let it be known that he has asked Kate Middleton to be the new judge on X-Factor. The 51-year-old mogul who heads 19th Hole Productions has signed former X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole to be o...
LOS ANGELES - Superior Court Judge for Los Angeles County Keifer K. Quartzenbaum made it crystal clear to Miss Lindsay Lohan that he, unlike other pantywaisted county officials, is not going to be treating her with kid gloves just because she thinks...
The media watchdog is to investigate 2,750 complaints about Cheryl Cole's accent in December's X Factor Final. More than 17.2 million viewers saw former painter and decorator Matt Cardle win the 2010 competition. But investigators will have to...
HOLLYWOOD - The word coming out of Tinsel Town is that the much ballyhooed relationship between England's X-Factor sweetheart Cheryl Cole and America's Dancing With The Stars fan fave Derek Hough may have hit a sour note or four. Bedroom Pillow Ta...
The BBC, in which every UK household has a £150 share in order to ensure the director general Mark "bound to soon be a sir or maybe even a lord" Thompson has a huge salary and gives the public wonderful repeats, has decided that, with the impending r...
Sheila Vogel (82), grandmother of some contestant named Katie Waissel, who appeared on the X factor, is complaining that her grandaughter's appearance and subsequent publicity has ruined her business. Sheila has, allegedly, appeared in numerous gi...
Simon Cowell, the well known vertically-challenged personality-vacuum who wears his trousers up under his chin and his sister's v-neck jumpers, today appeared outside his Surrey mansion to announce that for 2011 there would be a few changes to X-FAC...
UK TV watchdog, Ofcom, is to investigate the performances of Rihanna and Christina Aguilera on last weekend's X Factor final. The starlets wore skimpy costumes and gyrated provocatively, thrusting arses and boobs at the camera, prompting 2,750 com...
In a radical shake-up of the traditional process for selecting the recipients of Knighthoods and other honours, the British public will now be invited to help decide. A telephone vote, much like the polls used by programs such as the X-Factor and St...
LONDON - After the shocking news that the X-Factor loser won #1 in the Xmas charts, people took to the streets. "What douchebag actually buys X-Factor CDs?" said music psychologist Dave Green. "Really? It's okay... but that stuff is SHIT. SHIT. Yo...
Six months ago, nobody had heard of Matt Cardle, but now, the humble working class Essex painter and decorator is the toast of the town, and a shoe in for the coveted Christmas number one single slot, following his dramatic X-Factor triumph in the fa...
Cowell and Monopoly team up to bring us a new game just in time for Christmas. In it you no longer pass 'Go' but rather pass the audition stage after 10 minutes of unceremoniously begging to Danni's large fake breasts. Land on the wrong square...
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