Manchester - (Gonads): "Always thought there was something congenital about the two," the Salford Slappers Escort Agency commented today. The hooker bureau has claimed 57-times capped England midfielder Paul Gascoigne's own goal spawned Man U stri...
Wayne Rooney is seeking solace from his marital problems by refusing to leave the Mancehster United team bus. United arrived at Goodison Park for their Premier League game with Everton today, but the potato-headed England striker refused to disembar...
Mr Potato Head, the American, potato shaped toy has been a favourite among kids since the 1950s. Its inventor, the real Mr Potato Head, who, like his toy, has detachable facial furniture and a head shaped like a potato, would spend hours amusing h...
Paul Gascoigne, ex footballer, now turned 'freelance negotiator' caught a Taxi to Manchester last night, apparently at great cost, offering to help Wayne Rooney and Coleen Rooney with their current marriage problems. Following his recent 'appearan...
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been warned that he faces a 'bloody nightmare' if he plays at Goodison Park today, by manager Sir Alex Ferguson. He has also been tipped off that Evertonians, still smarting over his £25 million defection...
In a surprise show of sympathy, the liberal-minded and forgiving readers of the Daily Mail have started an appeal to help Wayne Rooney redeem himself. The appeal has been started by readers in the West Sussex town of Burgess Hill. A local couple,...
Manchester - (Gonads): Bang go the red top story sale aspirations of over a dozen bottom-feeder sluts. Today's privacy affidavit bloodbath at the High Court has quashed yet more lurid confession paycheck attempts. Mancunian hookers-turned wanna...
The girls at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal plan to make a public appearance at the Everton football ground tomorrow before the game with Manchester Utd. "Juicy" Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood, who allegedly performed a threesome with the M...
In an emotionally charged late night phone call, Wayne Rooney is understood to have pleaded with his soon to be ex-wife, Coleen, to give him one more chance. Friends reported that Rooney had begged her to allow him to meet up with hookers at Rio F...
Soccer RAT Wayne Rooney was found dumped inside a council wheelie bin yesterday and the culprit has been caught in the act on CCTV Coleen Rooney, a local housewife stayed tight-lipped about the incident as she went shopping in Liverpool. The 2...
Manchester - (Mug Punter News): Yet another seedy Rooney slapper pitched in today claiming World Cup gambling losses 'have sent the McLoughlin family mental'. Alleged Roo third string Samii Darnley claimed Wayne's screwing around with pro spread-l...
So-called "newspaper" the Daily Mirror is reporting today that other vice girls are urging the two tarts at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal to "put a sock in it." The Mirror's report comes a whole day after rumours broke that prostitutes we...
Jennifer Thompson, the 21-year-old Bolton strumpet who recently broke into the headlines after sitting on Wayne Rooney's face, has been drafted into Fabio Capello's squad for the rest of the Euro 2012 qualifying campaign. She is to work closely wi...
This is just gossip. Nobody really gives a flying eff at a rotating doughnut whether Wayne Rooney had a threesome with Manchester based prostitutes Helen Wood and Jennifer 'Juicy Jenny' Thompson. It seems that the nation has come to regard such an...
The father of Wayne Rooney sex scandal hooker Jennifer Thompson has denied that he will make any attempt to cash in on the fact that his daughter has knobbed a number of Premiership footballers for money. Hamish Thompson insists that his family wi...
"BAPS" - The British Association of ProstituteS - announced today its intention to sue Manchester United player, Wayne Rooney. Rooney, once again in the news for paying for sex has now been deemed by the organsation as damaging its important brand...
A spokesman for the marketing company representing Wayne Rooney's practice goalie, Jenny Thompson, announced today the industrious sex worker scored big outside of Rooney's bedroom with a 'high 6 figure endorsement contract with a major US mail orde...
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