The Vatican - In a recent statement, the church announced that it had irrefutably proven that the concept of evolution and all theories associated with it are all just "a Bunch of Horrible Lies Designed to Corrupt the Youth and the Educated"...
Tuesday, May 13, 2008, the director of the Vatican Observatory stated there may be other life forms in the universe and that the existence of such "brethren" to humans fits with Christian faith because they would also be God's creatures...
NATO HQ - (Risible Mess): The Pope is a worse dictator than Zimbabwe's demented Bob Mugabe according to a NATO assessment published today.
The Roman Catholic Church has given the ancient German tongue a boost by launching a website in Deutsche.
Thespoof reporters who usually cover little league snooker in Scandinavia went to the Vatican to interview the Pope on complex theological matters pertaining to ordination.
Vatican City - Today in Vatican City before the voting body of the College of Cardinals summoned by Pope Benedict XVI for a special counsel on the matter of the pregnancy of Thomas Beatie (a transgender male) being declared a miracle, the Pope sudden...
The Vatican: What's the common link between Rap bad boy Eminem, rehab-and-rehabbed star Amy Whine-house and a bunch of saints dressed in white, the choir singers of a local Gregorian chanting group in the Vatican city? Well, if a...
As religious fodder once again fogs our glasses and clogs our ears in anticipation, the Vatican, after a long day of napping has awoken with a new revelation. Turns out that the 7 original deadly sins were in actuality at the bottom of the barrel, an...
In a further crushing blow to the credibility of the Christian Church, molecular biologists at the University of Adelaide, Australia have announced that DNA results prove conclusively that Jesus Christ could...
Dear P4YG, I have been an obedient and scrupulously neu-erotic Roamin' catholic for many years. The new Vatican document, Dicendi Sexualis Excitiendibus, makes mention of many new sinful ways to violate the sixth commandment. I have tried to translate the latin footnotes but am still in a quandary about these sins and how to acquire, I mean, avoid these near occasions of sin. Might you be able...
VATICAN CITY - Ever budged in front of someone in a queue for the subway? You just hindered a child of God, sinner! Ever bragged about that homer you drilled at your last softball game? You just spoke boastful words, heathen! Ever stripped naked,...
A new Vatican document, rumored to be composed by online confessor, AskFrFred44giveness, has increased the already quite erect list of sin that Catholics need to become neu-erotic about.
(ROME) The Vatican has spoken out on the subject of the Seven Magnificent Deadly Sins, and has come up with a modernised version of 'things to go to Hell for'.
Vatican City - George Clooney today as part of his new ambassador role attended an unveiling ceremony at the Vatican on behalf of President Bush. The occasion? A new courtyard at the Vatican dedicated to world leaders and their contributions to world...
Superstar representative of God on Earth, His Supreme Highness Pope Benedict XVI has had a sex change - so claims a Vatican insider.
St Helier, Jersey - (Reuterus): Police investigating the Haut de la Garenne child molester scandal say a trap door in the former children's home cellar leads straight to a Colditz-style Nazi era tunnel to the Vatican.
Vatican City - (Farcial Mess): A 1996 NATO military intelligence disinformation campaign that ended up being flogged by Opus Dei to the Vatican as bona fide post-cold war state secrets has been been systematically scavenged by gullible riff-raff like...
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