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Funny story: Pope decries Pregnant Man's pregnancy: "Emasculate Conception!" Thomas Beatie's self-proclaimed miracle and campaign for sainthood fails

Pope decries Pregnant Man's pregnancy: "Emasculate Conception!" Thomas Beatie's self-proclaimed miracle and campaign for sainthood fails

Vatican City - Today in Vatican City before the voting body of the College of Cardinals summoned by Pope Benedict XVI for a special counsel on the matter of the pregnancy of Thomas Beatie (a transgender male) being declared a miracle, the Pope sudden...

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Funny story: YouTube Pope-Music is the next best thing!

YouTube Pope-Music is the next best thing!

The Vatican: What's the common link between Rap bad boy Eminem, rehab-and-rehabbed star Amy Whine-house and a bunch of saints dressed in white, the choir singers of a local Gregorian chanting group in the Vatican city? Well, if a...

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Funny story: The Vatican's at it again with a new list of sins

The Vatican's at it again with a new list of sins

As religious fodder once again fogs our glasses and clogs our ears in anticipation, the Vatican, after a long day of napping has awoken with a new revelation. Turns out that the 7 original deadly sins were in actuality at the bottom of the barrel, an...

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Funny story: DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

In a further crushing blow to the credibility of the Christian Church, molecular biologists at the University of Adelaide, Australia have announced that DNA results prove conclusively that Jesus Christ could...

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Funny story: Paraphernalia4your genitalia: The New Vatican Sin List

Paraphernalia4your genitalia: The New Vatican Sin List

Dear P4YG, I have been an obedient and scrupulously neu-erotic Roamin' catholic for many years. The new Vatican document, Dicendi Sexualis Excitiendibus, makes mention of many new sinful ways to violate the sixth commandment. I have tried to translate the latin footnotes but am still in a quandary about these sins and how to acquire, I mean, avoid these near occasions of sin. Might you be able...

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Funny story: You're Going to Hell

You're Going to Hell

VATICAN CITY - Ever budged in front of someone in a queue for the subway? You just hindered a child of God, sinner! Ever bragged about that homer you drilled at your last softball game? You just spoke boastful words, heathen! Ever stripped naked,...

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Funny story: The Vatican Sexpands Its Long, Long List Of Sin!

The Vatican Sexpands Its Long, Long List Of Sin!

A new Vatican document, rumored to be composed by online confessor, AskFrFred44giveness, has increased the already quite erect list of sin that Catholics need to become neu-erotic about.

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Funny story: Seven Deadly Sins (Revised)

Seven Deadly Sins (Revised)

(ROME) The Vatican has spoken out on the subject of the Seven Magnificent Deadly Sins, and has come up with a modernised version of 'things to go to Hell for'.

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Funny story: Statue to Commemorate Bush Legacy at Vatican

Statue to Commemorate Bush Legacy at Vatican

Vatican City - George Clooney today as part of his new ambassador role attended an unveiling ceremony at the Vatican on behalf of President Bush. The occasion? A new courtyard at the Vatican dedicated to world leaders and their contributions to world...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict Has Sex Change

Pope Benedict Has Sex Change

Superstar representative of God on Earth, His Supreme Highness Pope Benedict XVI has had a sex change - so claims a Vatican insider.

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Funny story: Haut de la Garenne house of horrors: police say trap door leads to Nazi-era tunnel to Vatican

Haut de la Garenne house of horrors: police say trap door leads to Nazi-era tunnel to Vatican

St Helier, Jersey - (Reuterus): Police investigating the Haut de la Garenne child molester scandal say a trap door in the former children's home cellar leads straight to a Colditz-style Nazi era tunnel to the Vatican.

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Funny story: Items scavenged from NATO rubbish sold to Vatican

Items scavenged from NATO rubbish sold to Vatican

Vatican City - (Farcial Mess): A 1996 NATO military intelligence disinformation campaign that ended up being flogged by Opus Dei to the Vatican as bona fide post-cold war state secrets has been been systematically scavenged by gullible riff-raff like...

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Funny story: Vatican was behind assassination of Kennedys new NATO files claim

Vatican was behind assassination of Kennedys new NATO files claim

Vatican Shitty - (Bad Ass Mess): Forget forty years of official CIA disinformation: according to newly released NATO military intelligence files it was the Vatican all along that was behind the assassination of President John F Kennedy and his broth...

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Funny story: Pope Refinances the Vatican

Pope Refinances the Vatican

Vatican City, Italy (IP) - The Pope has had to refinance Vatican City and was fortunate to be able to do so during a period of falling interest rates.

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Funny story: Vatican sees right side of Holocaust

Vatican sees right side of Holocaust

Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): A new Vatican exhibition aims to dispel the traditional hell and damnation image of the Holocaust with a 'positive view' of the World War II atrocity.

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Funny story: Vatican police officer committs suicide with three bullets to the head

Vatican police officer committs suicide with three bullets to the head

Vatican Shitty - (God's Banker Mess): A Vatican Police Corpse officer was found suicided today at a police barracks bathroom near the Sistine Chapel.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.

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