New york (the hot-shot pub): The last time we saw Paris Hilton, she was a preacher on "Larry King's Alive", stating all the lines she read in the bible, including the part that she felt was truly "hot". But no...
Talk show host Tyra Banks has always done show topics that are close to her heart. From childhood obesity to teenage molestation Tyra has been through it all, just ask her.
Studies conducted on the International Space Station have revealed that aliens do indeed have vaginas. Not only do they have vaginas, they have spectacular, illuminated, steamy, pulsating, vibrating, suprisingly friendly vaginas.
Top gynaecologist Dr Fanny Hole has hit out at the ignorance shown by the critics of Britney Spears's 'vagina' pictures.
Today's Science Tomorrow -- A relatively simple hardware change has allowed Kodyak to make CMOS and CCD bimbo image sensors for digital cameras that are two to four times more sensitive to light, resulting in less colour noise when a bimbo's...
Lynwood Ca. Paris Hilton was released from the Century Regional Detention Center yesterday 20 days short of her 23 day sentence. Officials cited unspecified medical reasons for her early release.
Ponds Laboratory Pine Island Florida - A Study conducted by the Womans Crevice Research Institute has concluded that Global Warming is the cause of the high rate of Vaginal Dryness suffered by the woman of the world.
Paris, Root-hers: - Scores of fashionable young Parisians ladies are flocking to the plastic surgeons for a quick nip tuck of the old lady garden in a bid to regain their virginity.
Paparazzi all over the world today claimed that crotch-shots are drying up in every country. One hack photographer commented, "A couple of months ago you couldn't take a picture without snapping something inadvertently flapping in the breeze...
Washington DC - President Bush announced at a Whitehouse Conference today that he was extremely disappointed by the low ratings his articles were getting on a website called "The Spoof".
Los Angeles- Reports are coming in that that Britney Spears vagina has been attending AA meetings on a sole basis completely unknown to its owner.
Due to public demand, George Bush (With Bill Clinton's permission and blessing) has now insisted that the "no panties" bill be passed for actresses (and some actors) in order to keep their celebrity status.
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA--(ROCKNOOZ) It maybe bye-bye to reconciliatory ex-husband, Fed-Ex & the kids. In the halls of the posh & pretty Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea, Springtime has come to the vagina flashin...
London- Deep in the heart of London's red light district amid the sleazy neon and whispered requests something revolutionary is turning heads and clucking modest tongues.
Wednesday morning TheSpoof's annual 10,000 Dollar Vagina Pyramid game finished with Buck E. Filbert and his partner Jalapenoman in the winners circle, just like the last 344 contests.
Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...
Experts, after results that show that prisoners who receive poor or degrading treatment suffer just as much as captives who are tortured, announced this morning that they are looking for a new definition of torture this morning.
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