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Funny story: Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'

Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'

Dwain Chambers, the British sprinter, is this morning involved in another cheating scandal after it was revealed the drugs cheat had tried to gain an unfair advantage over other competitors by growing a '...

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Funny story: Traffic Wardens to go to war!

Traffic Wardens to go to war!

In response to recent criticism over soldiers pay, the government has announced plans to deploy traffic wardens into the worlds trouble spots such as Iraq.

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Funny story: England v. Trinidad & Tobago Match To Be Replayed

England v. Trinidad & Tobago Match To Be Replayed

Fabio Capello has been punished by FIFA officials after they decided he used too many substitutes in last weekend's game against Trinidad & Tobago. The game, which England won 3-0, has now been d...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Bitter Democratic Party rivals Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are to join forces and fight the Republican Party in next year's Presidential campaign as a unique double act, says a leaked memo.

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Funny story: President Bush Farts - Head Shrinks Three Inches

President Bush Farts - Head Shrinks Three Inches

Washington DC - Officials here reported that after farting, President Bush's head shrank at least three inches, causing many Americans to state "that explains a lot."...

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Funny story: Chicago a Contender for 2016 Olympics

Chicago a Contender for 2016 Olympics

For the 2016 Olympics Chicago, Illinois has been selected as one of the four finalist cities. Chicago is an obvious choice for the Olympics because of it's high murder and crime rate as well as an overall ghetto feeling.

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Funny story: Pedestrian is knocked down every 6 minutes according to Dept of Transport

Pedestrian is knocked down every 6 minutes according to Dept of Transport

According to research and figures released by the Department of Transport, a pedestrian is knocked down every six minutes on Britain's roads.

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Funny story: Clinton Concedes With Novel Speech: "I won!"

Clinton Concedes With Novel Speech: "I won!"

(New York, New York) - Speaking from a podium in the city so nice they named it twice, Senator Hillary Clinton conceded the Democratic Presidential Nomination to Barack Obama last night by announcing, "I won!" This novel approach to a conc...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson stands down - hands reins to Mugabe

Boris Johnson stands down - hands reins to Mugabe

Boris Johnson the conservative MP for Henley has announced he is to step down from parliament and hand control of his constituency of Henley over to celebrity African dictator Robert Mugabe.

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Funny story: Gazza Arrested Again In Hemel Hempstead

Gazza Arrested Again In Hemel Hempstead

Paul Gascoigne, the former Newcastle, Tottenham, Lazio, Rangers, Middlesbrough, Everton, Burnley and Boston United midfielder, has been arrested by Police in Hemel Hempstead and charged under the Mental Health Act.

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Funny story: Rafael Nadal Introduces New Line of Shorts!

Rafael Nadal Introduces New Line of Shorts!

Paris - As Rafael Nadal closes in on another French Open Final his newest endorsement "AeroDynamic Shorts" announced the creation of a new Rafael Nadal line called "Hip Huggers".

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Funny story: Japan sneaks curve ball in space

Japan sneaks curve ball in space

Now that Kibo is safely in space the exuberant Japanese reveal they have tweaked the remote manipulator arm (RMA) to throw fastballs the size of small compact cars.

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Funny story: CNN Being Replaced with Teen Queen Hannah Montana!

CNN Being Replaced with Teen Queen Hannah Montana!

Cable News Network, otherwise known as CNN, provides television news coverage - But not for long.

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Funny story: Princess Beatrice uses Gastric Band

Princess Beatrice uses Gastric Band

Princess Beatrice, the daughter of the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, is alleged to be overweight and possibly morbidly obese after being photographed in a size 10 bikini in the Caribbean has confessed to using the Gastric Band.

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Funny story: Cows to be sent into orbit

Cows to be sent into orbit

Due to recent concerns regarding gaseous emissions from our bovine friends, plans have been announced by NASA to jettison the worlds cattle into space.

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Funny story: Hyde Hospital beats all other hospitals for reduced patient waiting lists

Hyde Hospital beats all other hospitals for reduced patient waiting lists

In tables released by the Greater Manchester Hospital Trust, Hyde General Hospital topped the league for the single largest reduction in waiting times for patients.

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Funny story: Swimming baths saved from closure by peeping-toms

Swimming baths saved from closure by peeping-toms

The Municipal Swimming Baths in Croydon have been saved from closure thanks to the highly non-politically correct decision of the council committee charged with overseeing it.

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