Dwain Chambers, the British sprinter, is this morning involved in another cheating scandal after it was revealed the drugs cheat had tried to gain an unfair advantage over other competitors by growing a '...
In response to recent criticism over soldiers pay, the government has announced plans to deploy traffic wardens into the worlds trouble spots such as Iraq.
Fabio Capello has been punished by FIFA officials after they decided he used too many substitutes in last weekend's game against Trinidad & Tobago. The game, which England won 3-0, has now been d...
Bitter Democratic Party rivals Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are to join forces and fight the Republican Party in next year's Presidential campaign as a unique double act, says a leaked memo.
Washington DC - Officials here reported that after farting, President Bush's head shrank at least three inches, causing many Americans to state "that explains a lot."...
For the 2016 Olympics Chicago, Illinois has been selected as one of the four finalist cities. Chicago is an obvious choice for the Olympics because of it's high murder and crime rate as well as an overall ghetto feeling.
According to research and figures released by the Department of Transport, a pedestrian is knocked down every six minutes on Britain's roads.
(New York, New York) - Speaking from a podium in the city so nice they named it twice, Senator Hillary Clinton conceded the Democratic Presidential Nomination to Barack Obama last night by announcing, "I won!" This novel approach to a conc...
Boris Johnson the conservative MP for Henley has announced he is to step down from parliament and hand control of his constituency of Henley over to celebrity African dictator Robert Mugabe.
Paul Gascoigne, the former Newcastle, Tottenham, Lazio, Rangers, Middlesbrough, Everton, Burnley and Boston United midfielder, has been arrested by Police in Hemel Hempstead and charged under the Mental Health Act.
Paris - As Rafael Nadal closes in on another French Open Final his newest endorsement "AeroDynamic Shorts" announced the creation of a new Rafael Nadal line called "Hip Huggers".
Now that Kibo is safely in space the exuberant Japanese reveal they have tweaked the remote manipulator arm (RMA) to throw fastballs the size of small compact cars.
Cable News Network, otherwise known as CNN, provides television news coverage - But not for long.
Princess Beatrice, the daughter of the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, is alleged to be overweight and possibly morbidly obese after being photographed in a size 10 bikini in the Caribbean has confessed to using the Gastric Band.
Due to recent concerns regarding gaseous emissions from our bovine friends, plans have been announced by NASA to jettison the worlds cattle into space.
In tables released by the Greater Manchester Hospital Trust, Hyde General Hospital topped the league for the single largest reduction in waiting times for patients.
The Municipal Swimming Baths in Croydon have been saved from closure thanks to the highly non-politically correct decision of the council committee charged with overseeing it.
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