As the UK reels under the devastating onslaught of a lack of 'isms' causing widespread suffering among a populace tragically deprived of 'isms' international observers have stepped in with an amazing 'ism' stimulus package. Naziism was proposed by...
It seemed like a good idea at the time. But a belching and barfing statue sculpted by local art student, Bohdi Jansen, managed to remain on display inside a local shopping mall a mere 20 minutes before being carted off by mall authorities. "Well...
As the UK swelters in levels of heat and humidity not seen for a long time, a secondary scourge has lashed UK residents - flies. The Met Office has delivered extreme weather warnings, but it appears nobody was prepared for the flies. The pesky...
Millions of Britons were left completely baffled by the appearance in the sky of a big bright, burning yellow thing, which most thought only existed in places they visited on holiday. Britons, scared of venturing outdoors without an overcoat and a...
Racist Bristol councillor Shirley Brown will face no further action after insulting Jay Jethwa by calling her a 'coconut' at a council meeting earlier this year. The term is used to indicate that a person from an ethnic minority is brown on the outsi...
As decades of 'sleaze' came to the boil this year, and politician after politician was caught stealing taxpayers' money and forced to resign, as Government in Britain became a shambolic farce, as a multi-national bank was allowed to collapse, as Brit...
The vast majority of the population of England is barricaded in the south today, as a seemingly unstoppable wave of poultry sweeps through the country. Similar reports are coming in from the rest of the UK- Scotland has evacuated to the Orkneys, Irel...
Leading UK politicians today urged the government to step in as it was revealed that the Tooth Fairy (UK Delegate) was on the verge of going bust. The Tooth Fairy is feeling the economic pinch just like the rest of us, with turnover down by an est...
After months of government scaremongering, and using the outbreak of a distant relation of the common cold to blank out bad news about failing banks and Labour MPs being thieves, it was finally admitted that the pandemic they'd tried to make people g...
Ulverston, Cumbria - A small earthquake, 3.4 or so, give or take, happened here in Cumbria this morning. Reporters from all over the north of England and southern Scotland flooded the area but were to be disappointed. There was no evident structur...
London. Just after breakfast time. - US teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song today walked the streets of London town in a bid to gain recognition in the UK. The pair buried the hatchet in an attempt to crack the UK market, and hung around T...
War broke today in Britain, as the huge forces of Sainsbury's and Tesco clashed in battles in Sheffield and London, and skirmishes also broke out across the United Kingdom in towns and even in villages. 'We could not tolerate Tesco's threat any lo...
In an effort to cut costs and help the environment, all British cities changed their street light bulbs from orange ones to black ones today. 'This will lower greenhouse gases and provide jobs for thousands of tea-drinking council workers', Prime...
The National Statistics Office has unearthed some hitherto unpublished facts which were released today in an effort to get away from stories about mad Islamic clerics, Jade Goody, senior bankers' bonuses, the Home Secretary's homes, extortionate trai...
The British parliament last night passed the bill to become the 51st state of the United States of America. Gordon Brown, the British PM, hasn't yet been able to deliver an official address to the nation/state because he has been busy receiving congr...
Wereinthemoney, England - The Labour government's plan to reduce the Value Added Tax (VAT) on goods and services from 17.5% to 15% took effect today with resounding results for the economy. The move to stimulate consumer spending and head off the imp...
London - In a rare case of geocentric inertia topsy-turvy brought on by jet-lag a group of school children visiting London from Australia have been unable to reorientate themselves to the northern hemisphere. School spokesman Nigel Penthrope says...
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