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Funny story: UK Overrun By Chicken Plague

UK Overrun By Chicken Plague

The vast majority of the population of England is barricaded in the south today, as a seemingly unstoppable wave of poultry sweeps through the country. Similar reports are coming in from the rest of the UK- Scotland has evacuated to the Orkneys, Irel...

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Funny story: Tooth Fairy Feeling The Pinch

Tooth Fairy Feeling The Pinch

Leading UK politicians today urged the government to step in as it was revealed that the Tooth Fairy (UK Delegate) was on the verge of going bust. The Tooth Fairy is feeling the economic pinch just like the rest of us, with turnover down by an est...

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Funny story: Mass Influenza Pandemic Doesn't Happen

Mass Influenza Pandemic Doesn't Happen

After months of government scaremongering, and using the outbreak of a distant relation of the common cold to blank out bad news about failing banks and Labour MPs being thieves, it was finally admitted that the pandemic they'd tried to make people g...

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Funny story: Small Earthquake In Cumbria - Nobody Hurt

Small Earthquake In Cumbria - Nobody Hurt

Ulverston, Cumbria - A small earthquake, 3.4 or so, give or take, happened here in Cumbria this morning. Reporters from all over the north of England and southern Scotland flooded the area but were to be disappointed. There was no evident structur...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Fight For UK Recognition

Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Fight For UK Recognition

London. Just after breakfast time. - US teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song today walked the streets of London town in a bid to gain recognition in the UK. The pair buried the hatchet in an attempt to crack the UK market, and hung around T...

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Funny story: UK civil war breaks out between Sainsbury's and Tesco

UK civil war breaks out between Sainsbury's and Tesco

War broke today in Britain, as the huge forces of Sainsbury's and Tesco clashed in battles in Sheffield and London, and skirmishes also broke out across the United Kingdom in towns and even in villages. 'We could not tolerate Tesco's threat any lo...

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Funny story: UK cities install black street lights

UK cities install black street lights

In an effort to cut costs and help the environment, all British cities changed their street light bulbs from orange ones to black ones today. 'This will lower greenhouse gases and provide jobs for thousands of tea-drinking council workers', Prime...

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Funny story: National Statistics Office sheds light on life in the UK

National Statistics Office sheds light on life in the UK

The National Statistics Office has unearthed some hitherto unpublished facts which were released today in an effort to get away from stories about mad Islamic clerics, Jade Goody, senior bankers' bonuses, the Home Secretary's homes, extortionate trai...

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Funny story: England to be the 51st state of the USA

England to be the 51st state of the USA

The British parliament last night passed the bill to become the 51st state of the United States of America. Gordon Brown, the British PM, hasn't yet been able to deliver an official address to the nation/state because he has been busy receiving congr...

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Funny story: UK Economy Booms Following VAT Rate Decrease

UK Economy Booms Following VAT Rate Decrease

Wereinthemoney, England - The Labour government's plan to reduce the Value Added Tax (VAT) on goods and services from 17.5% to 15% took effect today with resounding results for the economy. The move to stimulate consumer spending and head off the imp...

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Funny story: Australian Student Visit to UK Goes Awry

Australian Student Visit to UK Goes Awry

London - In a rare case of geocentric inertia topsy-turvy brought on by jet-lag a group of school children visiting London from Australia have been unable to reorientate themselves to the northern hemisphere. School spokesman Nigel Penthrope says...

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Funny story: Algerian Immigrants Return To Algeria From UK

Algerian Immigrants Return To Algeria From UK

In Oran harbour this morning a boat with almost two hundred people arrived back from Great Britain. The people on the boat said they had been in Britain for only three weeks but they couldn't stay there any longer.

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Funny story: Martha Bush 'barred from UK'

Martha Bush 'barred from UK'

American lifestyle guru Martha Bush has been refused entry to the UK because of her convictions, according to reports. The British government refused to comment, but it did say that it opposed the entry to the UK of anyone convicted of 'serious c...

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Funny story: Poland To Become Part Of UK

Poland To Become Part Of UK

Poland, the dark and eerie Eastern European country, is to become the fifth member of the United Kingdom, and immigrants from Poland will, from 10 June, be accorded the same rights as those accorded to UK-born citize...

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Funny story: Irish Government Ban Combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips

Irish Government Ban Combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips

Yesterday Irish Government Spokesperson Gerry Fiddler announced that from next month combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips to the Republic where to be banned.

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Funny story: Earthquake! - North-South Divide About to Get Bigger

Earthquake! - North-South Divide About to Get Bigger

The famous North-South divide in the U.K is about to get bigger as experts predict that the our little Island is being ripped in half by forces beyond our control.

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Funny story: Number of would-be terrorists on rise in U.K.

Number of would-be terrorists on rise in U.K.

The chief of domestic intelligence in Britain has stated that at least 20 million people in Britain pose a "direct threat to national security and public safety" because of their potential to grow beards.

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