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Funny story: Ice-Age UFO entombed under Ground Zero glacier

Ice-Age UFO entombed under Ground Zero glacier

Lower Manhattan, NYC - (X-Files Mess): An Ice-Age UFO has been found frozen in time/space amid the remains of a glacier 5,000 ft below Ground Zero, according to reports. The pre-Atlantis Era craft was discovered entombed in sub-permafrost after Ex...

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Funny story: Stonehenge archaeologists reveal global warming theory behind crashed UFO remains

Stonehenge archaeologists reveal global warming theory behind crashed UFO remains

Stonehenge, Wilts - (TinFoilHat Mess): Archaeologists excavating Stonehenge have found the remains of a pre-Atlanis era UFO which may have crashed during a flight from the Lunar base discovered by the moon-walking astronuts of the Apollo mission.

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Funny story: Bermuda Triangle UFO lures Putin's Navy to Venezuela naval ops disaster

Bermuda Triangle UFO lures Putin's Navy to Venezuela naval ops disaster

Hamilton, Bermuda - (Extraterrestrial Mess): The pride of Russia's navy has run aground in the Bermuda Triangle after a series of UFO sightings. US Navy coastguards have reported that an alien mothership appears to have lured Vladimir Putin's flee...

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Funny story: UFO INC Sells Flying Saucer Weapons to Our Enemies!

UFO INC Sells Flying Saucer Weapons to Our Enemies!

Once the aliens got wind of the gigantic weapons sales that US arms dealers and their Pentagon procurers were selling to fuel a new century of wars, the capitalist's best friend, the little blue doctors decided to even the sides a bit. Nuclear po...

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Funny story: UFO reports go up around Party Season

UFO reports go up around Party Season

Mr Lawrence, a simple man of simple minds has devoted his life to proving that sightings of UFO's go up when more people have been drinking. The 40 year old told us: 'I have it on good authority from Xenon, my Alien buddy that more people see UFO...

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Funny story: Chernobyl UFO brings down Ukraine government

Chernobyl UFO brings down Ukraine government

Ukraine - (Toxic Mess): A skull and crossbones UFO seen hovering over the former Chernobyl nuclear plant may have triggered the collapse of the Ukrainian government according to Pentagon sources. The Viktor Yushchenko/Yulia Tymoshenko coalition ha...

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Funny story: Harvest Moon UFO appears over Chequers

Harvest Moon UFO appears over Chequers

London - (Ass Mess): A blood-red hammer and sickle-emblazoned UFO has been seen circling PM Gorgon Brown's weekend retreat of Chequers against the awesome backdrop of the full Harvest Moon. The craft's appearance coincided with the weekend visit o...

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Funny story: UFO seen entering Channel Tunnel just before fire

UFO seen entering Channel Tunnel just before fire

English Channel - (X-Files Mess): An unidentified flying object was seen hurtling into the Channel Tunnel rail track chasing an unmarked goods train minutes before a mysterious fire erupted seven miles from the Calais terminus. Locals claimed the...

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Funny story: Moonie attack UFO behind Iran nuclear bunker earthquake fears

Moonie attack UFO behind Iran nuclear bunker earthquake fears

Bandar Abbas, Iran - (X-Files Mess): A UFO suspected of attacking religious nutter the Reverend Sun Myung Moon's helicopter over Thailand last month may be behind the earthquake at a top secret Iranian military nuclear bunker near Bandar Abbas. Th...

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Funny story: Hong Kong UFO blamed for London Stock Exchange fiasco

Hong Kong UFO blamed for London Stock Exchange fiasco

London - (ET Mess): A rogue UFO that has been circling above Hong Kong for the last six months emerged as the prime suspect behind a technical glitch that shut down the London Stock Exchange for seven hours on Monday. A stock exchange spokesperson...

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Funny story: Al Gore gagged Pentagon research into UFO cause of global warming says Alien Hunter

Al Gore gagged Pentagon research into UFO cause of global warming says Alien Hunter

Washington AC/DC - (ET Mess): Alien Hunter Derrel Sims has emerged as Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon's accomplice after declassified FBI files revealed today that Al Gore gagged US military research connecting UFO activity to the rise in global warmin...

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Funny story: Hurricane Ike 'a cloaking device for UFO mothership'

Hurricane Ike 'a cloaking device for UFO mothership'

Caribbean - (X-Files Mess): Hurricane Ike is a giant cloaking device for an alien mothership conducting reconnaissance, Pentagon sources said today. The craft may be searching for two extraterrestrial shuttles that were recently shot down by US Na...

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Funny story: Ominous St Paul craft buzzed Bush's Scareforce One

Ominous St Paul craft buzzed Bush's Scareforce One

St Paul, Minnesota - (Rabid Ass Mess): George W Bush's live viedolink address before the GOP convention was the result of a panic reaction following unprecedented UFO activity over the St Paul area during the weekend. Pentagon officials decided th...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin inseminated aboard test tube-shaped UFO after joining Scientology

Bristol Palin inseminated aboard test tube-shaped UFO after joining Scientology

Juneau, Alaska - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Governor Sarah Palin's 17 year-old daughter conceived on board an unmarked test tube-shaped UFO above Wasilla two days after her own mother gave birth to a sibling on April 19. Bristol, named after UK co...

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Funny story: New Orleans UFO caused Katrina, Gustav says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

New Orleans UFO caused Katrina, Gustav says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

New Orleans - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has conclusive evidence that the Pentagon covered up rogue UFO activity which caused Hurricanes Katrina and Gustav. In a lawyers' statement issued today McKinnon said four out-of-...

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Funny story: Alaska UFO buzzes Sarah Palin's gubernatorial mansion

Alaska UFO buzzes Sarah Palin's gubernatorial mansion

Juneau, Alaska - (Frozen Ass Mess): A skull and crossbones-emblazoned UFO buzzed the Wassilla home of Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin. Moments earlier GOP presidential wannabe John McCain had just announced that the 44 year-old ex beauty queen is th...

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Funny story: Denver UFO rattles Obama amid paper's 'JFK Jr faked death' claims

Denver UFO rattles Obama amid paper's 'JFK Jr faked death' claims

Denver, Colorado - (Extraterrestrial Mess): A mystery UFO buzzed Denver's Pepsi Center today amid breaking headlines in a Californian celeb paper claiming John F Kennedy Junior faked his fatal 1999 airplane crash. The La FagHagSlagMag story broke...

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