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Funny story: Spielberg's ‘War of the Worlds' Turns Americans Into Fearful, Raving Paranoids

Spielberg's ‘War of the Worlds' Turns Americans Into Fearful, Raving Paranoids

MENLO PARK, CA-Americans have been turned into fearful, raving paranoids by the release of Steven Spielberg's remake of the movie ‘War of the Worlds' starring Tom Cruise on June 29, observed Dr. Felix Minderbinder, a Psychiatrist with the Stanford Re...

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Funny story: Cruise apologizes for Today show behavior - blames Ritalin dose

Cruise apologizes for Today show behavior - blames Ritalin dose

New York - Tom Cruise, who clashed with Today show host Matt Lauer on Friday when Lauer brought up Cruise's earlier criticism of Brook Shields for taking anti-depressants, issued an apology today for his belligerent behavior from Hollywood.

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Funny story: A Tom Cruise Bride Born Today

A Tom Cruise Bride Born Today

The future Mrs. Tom Cruise in the year 2025 was born today in Amarillo, Texas. Twenty years from now, looking just as handsome and boyish with his 400 watt smile, trim body and shaved, checker board head (for a new film role) Tom will be expounding t...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

SANTA MARIA, CA -- Appearing as a witness for the defense in the Michael Jackson molestation trial, Hollywood heartthrob Tom Cruise set the record straight about his past experience with Michael Jackson. Before a packed courtroom, Tom Cruise...

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Funny story: A how-to guide on how to properly meet a celebrity

A how-to guide on how to properly meet a celebrity

Because most people aren't sure what to do when they meet a big time celebrity like Tom Cruise, I decided to write a little guide about how to prepare for such a meeting. It won't be easy but with enough time and work, you will see the fruits of your labor. And while I'll be using Tom Cruise as an example, everything said here should be applied to the celebrity of your choosing.

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Funny story: Cruise & Cruz Split - Cruise on cruise

Cruise & Cruz Split - Cruise on cruise

Hollywood couple Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz have split up it is reported. Their three year relationship is said to have finished at the end of January and is believed to have been amicable.

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Funny story: Actor Tom Cruise To Change His Name

Actor Tom Cruise To Change His Name

Los Angeles - Award winning actor Tom Cruise announced today that he will undergo a name change after he marries actress Penelope Cruz later this year. In a statement released through his publicist, the 41 year old movie star announced that he h...

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Funny story: Tom Hanks A Violent Drunk, Friends Say

Tom Hanks A Violent Drunk, Friends Say

The most beloved personality of our generation seems to have a hidden dark side according to those close to him. Tom Hanks (not to be confused with Tom Cruise) apparently can't control his emotions once he has partaken of adult beverages.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Cured of Dyslexia

Tom Cruise Cured of Dyslexia

American Superstar Tom Cruise has been cured of Dyslexia, Tokyo General Hospital announced recently.

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Funny story: Bidding Ends On Kidman-Cruise Divorce Jokes

Bidding Ends On Kidman-Cruise Divorce Jokes

CBS' The Late Show with David Letterman has emerged the victor in the most heated jokes auction in entertainment history.

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