A hapless teenage burglar found hanging upside down by his bootlaces from a window of the house he had broken into has been jailed for life in an attempt to protect him, and the public at large, from his own stupidity. Sammy 'Asbo' Snitgruber, 16...
A new "get rich without doing any work" scheme, previously favoured by pyramid sellers, multi-level marketers, email spammers and Bettaware, has been hailed as the latest 'British Success' by the CBI, who, to quote TV celebrity Vicky Pollard, "don't...
Gardeners at Smegmadale's Sunnysideup Allotments have been ordered by the local authorities to remove the barbed wire capping fences around their respective lots due a teenage vegetable thief filing a personal injury claim against the district counci...
In what some may think was a strange turn of events, a thief who used to rob branches of the Bradford and Bingley Building Society prior to the credit crunch turned the act of robbery on its head today. Well known, disrespected, unemployed yet ref...
From the streets of Kingston upon Thames near Argyll House yesterday, an amateur paparazzi captured Mr. Fanimal Peperami, a popular European meat snack mascot, in the act of stealing a motor bike. Not to be interrupted by the flash of the digital ca...
Rockall's Serious Crimes Squad plods are hot on the trail of a gang of criminals who robbed the island's First Guillemot Bank of an estimated £50 million on Wednesday morning. The crime squad's supremo, Chief Superintendent Harry Codhead, informed...
Just weeks after he was cautioned by police for swallowing the iphone of a woman who refused to sell him photos of Pete Doherty at a cash machine, the cockerel-headed Aussie affectionately known as 'Mr Paparazzi', has been at it again. After enjo...
According to the NAS - the National Association of Shoplifters - there is no noticeable slowdown in the rate of the decline in the British economy.
Police received an anonymous phone call today to say that Stonehenge, the ancient site, has been stolen. Upon inspection it was found that Stonehenge had indeed been pilfered.
The biggest robbery in British history occurred earlier this week, as thieves made off with the astonishing amount of £3.2 billion, dwarfing such robberies as the Brinks-Mat one. Police are uncertain as to how this was pulled off, but are questioning...
A DVD-ROM drive stopped a burglar yesterday after he grazed the eject button, following the draw coming out and hitting his stomach, winding him and causing him to fall to the ground.
Top TV illusionist Derren Brown, 37, has stunned his many fans by revealing his secret fetish - stealing dog turds from the back gardens of his wealthy friends.
Callous thieves are thought to be behind the callous theft of three bottles of milk which were taken from an old lady's doorstep in Ipswich, say Suffolk police.
In a major economic address today, United States President George W. Bush announced that the rent money is missing and somebody took it.
The lady, who appears in the picture that accompanies every picture frame you purchase, has been burgled while out on her latest photo shoot and ironically the only thing stolen in the robbery was a picture of herself
ALVESTON, OHIO -- Stingle, an irritating toy poodle of 1302 Marzifax Lane, successfully terrified three armed intruders into leaving after they had robbed the house of one Rolex, two diamond bracelets, and one wallet containing a little over two hund...
A seventy six year old man was sentenced to life imprisonment today for stealing over the period of seventy one years over one and a half million pounds worth of penny sweets.
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