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Funny story: George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

Austin, TX- It's official: George W. Bush has pulled another fast one, this time on the people of Texas. With only a few days left in second term as Commander in Chief, President Bush wanted to be aboslutely certain that his administration will go...

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Funny story: North Texas Green Eagles Are Flying High as Kites

North Texas Green Eagles Are Flying High as Kites

North Texas University football coach Todd "Get out of" Dodge chose to have his green eagles tested for recreational drugs. Like the avarian kites of old these eagles are apparently soaring to new and higher heights on everything from pot through...

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Funny story: Hurricane Ike pounds the Gulf Coast hard says witness

Hurricane Ike pounds the Gulf Coast hard says witness

Galveston, TX - Hurricane Ike pounded the Gulf Coast hard stated the only witness who stayed behind to see the incident. Tom Peepers, who works at the Galveston Pussy Cat Adult Theater said he saw the whole thing as he walked around the ruins of Hurr...

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Funny story: Texans Increasingly Victims of Raid Rage

Texans Increasingly Victims of Raid Rage

Over 2000 federal troops, and law enforcement officers from all over Texas, and parts of Oklahoma and Louisiana stormed The Lakewood Church of Houston Sunday during worship services and arrested the entire congregation of over 26000 members. The acti...

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Funny story: Texas scraps foster care in favor of exchange program

Texas scraps foster care in favor of exchange program

In a surprise move Friday, the Texas Court of Appeals ruled that the more than 400 children seized from a polygamist compound will have the option of a state-sponsored exchange program in addition to foster care.

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Funny story: Texas Decides that Child Brides and Incest is as Texan as the Alamo

Texas Decides that Child Brides and Incest is as Texan as the Alamo

Texas Child Protective Services has been chastened by a State magistrate for its swift efforts to protect hubnderds of children from an Eldorado cult known for its forced under age marriages and intra familial sexual intercourse.

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Funny story: Texas now clear favorite for world ecclesiastical child molester HQ

Texas now clear favorite for world ecclesiastical child molester HQ

Bryan, Texas - (Lurid Ass Mess): Texas has overtaken the Vatican City as top global child molester hotspot with this week's arrest of yet another church minister on online child solicitation charges.

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Funny story: Texas Bush Prepares for His Alamo

Texas Bush Prepares for His Alamo

A band of Texans and mercenaries from other territories barricaded themselves into a mission northern Mexico and decided that they would commit mass suicide rather than allow Mexicans to keep their land.

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Funny story: Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into...

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Funny story: Texas Loads Up For Bush Wedding

Texas Loads Up For Bush Wedding

CRAWFORD, Texas The wedding of President Bush's daughter at his 1,600-acre ranch is the social event of the year in the shit-kickin' Texas town of Crawford.

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Funny story: Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

In Texas, the leading death-penalty and concealed carry state in the US, choice Huntsville vacation slots are quickly snapped up by shoppers looking for something a little different for their Cinco de Mayo celebration.

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Funny story: Security service arrests Bush's crop-dusting coke dealer

Security service arrests Bush's crop-dusting coke dealer

Texas - (AssoCIAted Mess): George W Bush's crop-dusting coke dealer flew into trouble today after security service guards pounced near the presidential Predator Chapel Ranch home in Wacko, Texas.

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Funny story: San Antonio Extends Statute Of Limitations for Ozzy Osbourne

San Antonio Extends Statute Of Limitations for Ozzy Osbourne

In February of 1982, musician Ozzy Osbourne was arrested in San Antonio, Texas. He was wearing a dress in the downtown area and seen urinating on a statue in front of the Alamo. The monument was a shrine to the men, women, and children who died at...

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Funny story: Texas Attorney Hunting Guide

Texas Attorney Hunting Guide

1.) Any person with a valid Texas hunting license may harvest attorneys.

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Funny story: Snow White Arrested in Texas

Snow White Arrested in Texas

Acting on a tip off from the evil queen, Texas officials have entered the compound of the Church of the Seventh Vertically Challenged Adventists and taken Snow white into custody.

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Funny story: Creationists Revise Their Calculations Following Gods Acceptance of Darwinism

Creationists Revise Their Calculations Following Gods Acceptance of Darwinism

Creationists all around the world are having to revise their thinking of their beliefs following God's admission in a Playboy interview that he lied about the whole 'world-created-in'7-days' thing. "We put all our faith in the Bible", said Billy H...

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Funny story: Texas Polygamists Headed to Utah

Texas Polygamists Headed to Utah

ELDORADO, TX - Members of an embattled polygamist sect began loading horse trailers with their few meager possessions, including wives and children, as preparations for a permanent relocation got underway Thursday.

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