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Funny story: Gael Monfils Wants To Move Further Behind The Baseline

Gael Monfils Wants To Move Further Behind The Baseline

French tennis star and world number 10 Gael Monfils has urged tennis authorities to move spectators' seats further back so that he can stay even further behind the baseline. The black youngster, nicknamed Sliderman, on account of his agility and k...

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Funny story: Roger Federer Marries Rafa Nadal's Mom

Roger Federer Marries Rafa Nadal's Mom

Roger Federer has married Rafa Nadal's mother in a move many see as the Swiss' last throw of the dice in their increasingly one-sided rivalry, in a private ceremony in Switzerland. "He needs to get into Rafa's head", says tennis analyst Mats Wilan...

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Funny story: Kim Clijsters: "Woman's Tennis Sucks Donkey Balls"

Kim Clijsters: "Woman's Tennis Sucks Donkey Balls"

Ex-grand slam champion Kim Clijsters has revealed her private reason for returning to the tennis circuit in an interview with Bored Housewife magazine. "Woman's tennis sucks donkey balls", stated the Belgian, who will return after two years away '...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Blames Nadal Defeat On Wind

Andy Murray Blames Nadal Defeat On Wind

Great Britain's number 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, crashed to a two-set embarrassment against Rafael Nadal in the final of the Indian Wells Masters, and then blamed the defeat on wind. Murray, who had beaten Nadal in their previous two meetings,...

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Funny story: Tsonga calls Thatcher a 'rag doll'

Tsonga calls Thatcher a 'rag doll'

French tennis superstar and professional Cassius Clay look-a-like Jo-Wilfried Tsonga caused absolutely no controversy at all yesterday when he said Carol Thatcher looked like a "scruffy rag doll". Tsonga was appearing on the unpopular French TV sh...

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Funny story: Federer "I quit" - tennis world in shock

Federer "I quit" - tennis world in shock

Roger Federer, until recently the worlds' no.1 tennis player, has decided to quit. The superstar, who was beaten by Spaniard Rafa Nadal in the Australian Open on Sunday, declared, "You know, I've really tried to play my best game this last year a...

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Funny story: Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final

Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final

The top seeds, Rafa Nadal and Roger Federer, finally found their best form in the extreme heat at the Australian Open tennis final in Melbourne today, but were severely hampered when, during a break between games, their racquets caught fire. With...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Beats Rafael Nadal Severely

Andy Murray Beats Rafael Nadal Severely

Police in Abu Dhabi are looking into abuse allegations after British no.1 tennis star Andy Murray was said to have beaten Rafa Nadal severely in their match here last night. Murray won the tussle 6-4, 5-7, 6-3, but afterwards, it has been claimed,...

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Funny story: Countdown to Christmas - Gift suggestions for Andy Murray

Countdown to Christmas - Gift suggestions for Andy Murray

Even friends and family of the rich and famous can have problems selecting gifts. So our team has been helping out with ideas gleaned from the many Christmas catalogues which have arrived at The Spoof office over the last few weeks. This week the focus is on gifts for British tennis sensation, Andy Murray... 1. Thorntons Deluxe Hamper Ideal for sharing with Team Murray - or perhaps not, fo...

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Funny story: Andy Murray - the Billy Elliot of the tennis world

Andy Murray - the Billy Elliot of the tennis world

A chance meeting at the Miami Beach Go-Karting Experience, has led to British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, being invited to join in classes at the Miami City Ballet School. "We had been discussing overtaking techniques with this guy at the track...

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Funny story: Language lessons the order of the day for Andy Murray in Miami

Language lessons the order of the day for Andy Murray in Miami

Amongst the paraphernalia accompanying British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, on his journey to his Winter training ground in Miami this year, is an important piece of interactive software - 'Teach Yourself Gaelic Swearwords'. "Och, we're [bleep]...

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Funny story: Swingball

Swingball

In a bid to reduce the cost of running the London Olympics in 2012, a number of new sports have been introduced, in order to replace the more expensive swimming, ice skating, and equestrian events. Tony Blair, former Prime Minister is already in t...

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Funny story: Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

In his own words, Roger Federer, today revealed his true feelings and his bitter resentment towards Rafael Nadal, his biggest rival. Interviewer: Thanks Roger for taking the time out Federer: No problem Roger. Interviewer: Um... so, Rafael Nadal the World Number One, how are you feeling as World Number Two? Federer: Great, never felt more confident. Frankly I think Nadal is shit and h...

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Funny story: Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

In his own words, Roger Federer, today revealed his true feelings and his bitter resentment towards Rafael Nadal, his biggest rival. On speaking about Rafeal Nadal, the world number one, Roger said the following regarding his feelings on being nu...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Vows To Have A Shave

Andy Murray Vows To Have A Shave

Andy Murray, the beaten finalist in last night's US Open Tennis championships at Flushing Meadows, has said he knows he has to improve elements of his game if he is to win a major tournament, and has vowed to have a shave. Murray lost in straight...

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Funny story: Andy Murray And Rafa Nadal Locked In 'Muscle Match'

Andy Murray And Rafa Nadal Locked In 'Muscle Match'

Andy Murray and world number 1, Rafael Nadal, are locked in a battle for a Final berth against Roger Federer in the US Open at Flushing Meadows today, in what has been called the Muscle Match. Both these young men have impressive muscles, and deli...

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Funny story: Siamese Twins To Play U.S. Open Sharapova Withdraws in Horror!

Siamese Twins To Play U.S. Open Sharapova Withdraws in Horror!

Flush Meadows, Ny - It was an historic first day at Flushing Meadows where on one of the side courts the world's first Siamese twins to play professional tennis made it through to the second round. The girls actually received a bye as Maria Shara...

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