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Funny story: Government calls for new "intellect tax"

Government calls for new "intellect tax"

The government today called for a new tax to be levied on the intellectually gifted, with the aim of helping those with a lesser degree of intellect. Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman explained, "It is fundamentally unfair that some people are m...

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Funny story: New taxes could swing it for New Labour

New taxes could swing it for New Labour

The worst kept secret in the world was finally unveiled this week at the New Labour Party Conference in Brighton. New Labour is f*ck*d! However, bold new plans to get the national economy rolling again were revealed which a party spokesman said...

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Funny story: Cola Company Executive Pulls a Fast One on President Obama

Cola Company Executive Pulls a Fast One on President Obama

WASHINGTON, D.C. - This week, the results of a study were released concerning public health and the economic benefits of taxing sugar-sweetened beverages. Research suggests that a tax on sugary soft drinks would provide a virtually unlimited sourc...

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Funny story: Local Councils To Be Granted Tyranny Status

Local Councils To Be Granted Tyranny Status

Local, district, town and parish councils in England and Wales are working on plans to tighten controls on local residents. In a move reminiscent of Enver Hoxha's Albania or Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe, town hall bosses plan to exercise newly discove...

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Funny story: Fear for state pensions drive UK/US Governments to reverse smoking bans and encourages "SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE till you drop!"

Fear for state pensions drive UK/US Governments to reverse smoking bans and encourages "SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE till you drop!"

After recent announcements pertaining to a future "black hole" in pension funds the US/UK have reversed their smoking bans in public places, encouraging the whole world to follow suit and SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE and more f*****g SMOKE TILL YOU DROP! I...

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Funny story: £42 Billion Black Hole In Government Funds

£42 Billion Black Hole In Government Funds

It has been today announced that the nation faces a huge deficit in the country's current account. Apparently, spending has exceeded income by £42 billion and we are overdrawn! The Bank of England has written to Prime Minister Gordon Brown to s...

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Funny story: International Flatulence Tax Announced

International Flatulence Tax Announced

In a bid to reduce the threat posed by methane emissions, the G8 Summit will today hear from the British Chancellor of the Exchequer. Alistair Dearest will announce an international agreement to impose a Flatulence Activated Recycling Tax to be br...

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Funny story: Tax Increase Inevitable - We Must Go On The Train

Tax Increase Inevitable - We Must Go On The Train

Not since the days of Dr Beeching's axe has so much attention been paid to the few peasants who travel by train to their humdrum jobs in London financial institutions. In a bid to reassure this focus group (known as "Yuppy Wankers" by the rest of...

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Funny story: Con-farce North

Con-farce North

The Conference North has been made a laughing stock in the world of football (soccer) today when it was revealed before the season kicked off that it is extremely likely nobody would be relegated for on the pitch performances. Northwich Victoria a...

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Funny story: Obama Administration Proposes New Sin Taxes

Obama Administration Proposes New Sin Taxes

Washington DC: In order to reduce the $2.0 Trillion budget deficit the Obama administration is proposing a series of new sin taxes to be offset by various tax credits. The administration feels that the current alcohol and tobacco taxes have been pushed to their limits and taxpayers are "tapped out." The new sin taxes include: 1. Viagra tax: Congress is debating whether this tax will be asse...

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Funny story: California fast-tracks Ego-Surf tax law

California fast-tracks Ego-Surf tax law

With steepening declines in state budget, Governor of California Schwarzenegar surprised his constituents by immediately rushing to the floor a new measure to support his administration's sagging coffers. "We are in a crisis mode," the governor to...

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Funny story: Prime Minister to raise taxes to pay for birthday party

Prime Minister to raise taxes to pay for birthday party

Whitehall, London - Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announced he is raising taxes "on a temporary* basis" to pay for his upcoming birthday bash. Brown is turning 60 in two weeks time and wants a party to end all parties. He has already drawn up t...

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Funny story: Budget Feedback: Wayne Rooney angry at Tax Increase

Budget Feedback: Wayne Rooney angry at Tax Increase

The income tax increase for the highest earners does not mark the end of New Labour, Gordon Brown has insisted. A 50p rate for earnings over £150,000, being brought in from next April, was a key part of Wednesday's Budget. The Tories - who dubb...

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Funny story: New Allotment Tax to Commence July 13th

New Allotment Tax to Commence July 13th

Gordon brown announced today that the proposed Nationwide Allotment Tax will come into force July 13th 2009 in time for the peak growing season. Allotment holders will be charged £75 per plot, per year, based on an average plot of 300 sq. mtr. Mu...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Becomes a Red State

Massachusetts Becomes a Red State

Boston MA: As part of the Obama Administration's new "tax the rich" redistribution of wealth program, all rich people will be required to relocate to Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Connecticut. The definition of rich is anyone with a net worth...

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Funny story: 2p Rise on Petrol and Diesel set to get Everybody at it

2p Rise on Petrol and Diesel set to get Everybody at it

Chancellor of the exchequer, Alastair Darling, in an amazing bit of political stuff has whacked 2p on petrol but that's not the half of it. Speaking from his £1,500,000 a week penthouse, paid for by expenses, he told The Spoof.com: "Times is ti...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking in tax evasion scandal

Stephen Hawking in tax evasion scandal

The Inland Revenue have confirmed that they are investigating alleged tax irregularities by Professor Stephen Hawking. We can reveal that the investigations centre around tax relief claims for shoe leather, believed to go back over twenty years.

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