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Funny story: Susan Boyle too gross for Royal Ascot turnstiles

Susan Boyle too gross for Royal Ascot turnstiles

Ascot - (Big Ass Mess): Racing authorities have refused to fork out for winches and hydraulic cherrypicker equipment at the start of tomorrow's five day meeting. But without these or emergency mass-liposuction on her derriere there seems little ho...

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Funny story: David Gilmour Sacks Susan Boyle From Pink Floyd

David Gilmour Sacks Susan Boyle From Pink Floyd

As quick as it began, it's all over! - That was the message this lunchtime, as Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour sensationally sacked the former Britain's Got Talent loser Susan Boyle just days after the pair announced their extraordinary collaborat...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle gets gong in Queen's Dissolute Honors

Susan Boyle gets gong in Queen's Dissolute Honors

London - (Ass Mess): The corpulent attention deficit walking timebomb is to receive a dinner gong in recognition of her dedication to pie and chips. The award is part of the Queen's Dissolute Birthday Honors and comes with a year's supply of organ...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle and the Porn Shop

Susan Boyle and the Porn Shop

Sweet Susan Boyle was indeed hoodwinked by yet another homonym four days ago. Susan wanted to pawn some of her unwanted gifts from some of her fanatical fans. She didn't have a telephone book at hand and so she decided to call the operator to get...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle tells of serial killer brother

Susan Boyle tells of serial killer brother

Susan Boyle has come forward to speak about her serial killer brother. Susan was watching a 'true crime' channel on t.v. At the end of the programme there was a plea to viewers to come forward with any tips they may have about serial killers not...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Has The Hots For Susan Boyle!

Pope Benedict XVI Has The Hots For Susan Boyle!

The Pope has used the divine cell phone to call upon angel voiced Susan Boyle to perform for him when he visits in September. The Pope has a crush on the velvet tones of the 49-year-old star and has invited her to sing as part of a public mass in...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing 'Ain't Nothin But A Hound Dog' for her child support dodging father

Susan Boyle to sing 'Ain't Nothin But A Hound Dog' for her child support dodging father

Edinburgh - (Holy Cow!): The offspring of Queen Elizabeth and Pope Joe Ratzinger is still pissed at years of childhood deprivation caused by her absentee father's monumental stinginess. Redtop reports she would be singing 'Ave Maria' at an open ai...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell to Sue David Gilmour

Simon Cowell to Sue David Gilmour

The news that Susan Boyle and David Gilmour are to team up and record a Pink Floyd tribute album as exclusively reported by Phoenix Joe has certainly set the airwaves buzzing. Simon Cowell (a TV presenter) has just issued a statement that he inte...

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Funny story: David Gilmour Teams with Susan Boyle to Record Pink Floyd Tribute album

David Gilmour Teams with Susan Boyle to Record Pink Floyd Tribute album

Guitar legend David Gilmour has announced that he is teaming up with Susan Boyle to form a brand new Pink Floyd tribute band. David said "this is not a new Pink Floyd, there will be no new songs, and we are just going to do the old stuff. Susan is...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Sues, Sued Over Nude Pics On Internet!

Susan Boyle Sues, Sued Over Nude Pics On Internet!

Singing sensation Susan Boyle has sued the PixSans.Organ website for featuring photographs of her in the nude. "Susan told me that she had never been so embarrassed in all her life", stated friend, Bessie McBeth. "She told me that they made a fool...

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Funny story: Darling, SuBo, Eyebrow, KO

Darling, SuBo, Eyebrow, KO

It's official, the fight we've all been waiting for is finally gonna happen! Alistair Darling's eyebrows will take on SuBo's in what is being hyped as the biggest fight of the century. The bout was arranged following their war of words which begu...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Voted Best-Looking Woman In West Lothian

Susan Boyle Voted Best-Looking Woman In West Lothian

Susan Boyle, the talented Scottish singer, has been voted the 'best-looking woman in West Lothian' in a local 'beauty pageant'. Which doesn't say much for the rest of the county. Boyle, a right dog, er, underdog, when she entered the Britain's...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell's V-Neck T-Shirts Flying off Shelves at Wal-Mart

Simon Cowell's V-Neck T-Shirts Flying off Shelves at Wal-Mart

Hicksville, GA - The hottest item to hit Wal-Mart stores this summer is the Simon Cowell brand V-Neck T-Shirt that comes in a package with Simon Cowell's own signature across the front. The stores can't keep them in stock. They sell for $5 each or a...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor: Amy Winehouse's Latest Tattoo and The Intimate Body Part It's Going On

Letters To The Editor: Amy Winehouse's Latest Tattoo and The Intimate Body Part It's Going On

Dear Editor: I just wanted ta let ya know dat I read The Spoof at me breakfast table ev'ry single mornin'. I really, really like it and I truly duzz enjoy seeing me name in da various articles I does. And just ta show ya me appreciation, on Thursday, I am 'avin' a tattoo wiff "The Spoof" tattooed on me left one. I will be sending ya a photo when I gets me the tattoo in place. Amy Winehouse Soh...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle remembers last visit to Middlesbrough

Susan Boyle remembers last visit to Middlesbrough

Susan Boyle is getting ready for her 2nd trip to visit Middlesbrough and is especially happy to be meeting, again, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet. Susan was told that Takwana and Anitakapita had been recently interviewed...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to visit a Supermarket in Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough

Susan Boyle to visit a Supermarket in Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough

The news that Susan Boyle is to visit the local supermarket at Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough, has the locals running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, are besides themselves wit...

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Funny story: Subo fans are now Nubo fans

Subo fans are now Nubo fans

It's out, Janey Cutler was runnerup to the acrobats in the final of Britain's Got Talent, but is being hailed as the 'Second Coming'. Nicknamed Nubo,she has stolen the hearts of many Americans. It is believed that the Subo 'fanatics' will now b...

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