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Funny story: Patriots' Tom Brady benched; Gisele Bündchen to start in Super Bowl

Patriots' Tom Brady benched; Gisele Bündchen to start in Super Bowl

GLENDALE, Ariz. -- Inside sources with the New England Patriots reported today that reigning league MVP quarterback Tom Brady will not play in the Super Bowl on Sunday, but his girlfriend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen, will start in his place...

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Funny story: New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady

New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady

The New York Giants will meet the undefeated New England Patriots on February 3rd in the Super Bowl, the championship of NFL Football. The Giants are a huge underdog, having barely made the playoffs as a wild card team. They do, however, have a sec...

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Funny story: Patriots vs. Bush Crime Family in Superbowl 2008!

Patriots vs. Bush Crime Family in Superbowl 2008!

DC - Superbowl 2008 will feature a matchup between the New England Patriots football team and the Bush Crime Family.

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Funny story: Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...

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Funny story: Phoenix-Glendale Prepares for new Super Bowl: say Bye, Bye, Bums!

Phoenix-Glendale Prepares for new Super Bowl: say Bye, Bye, Bums!

Firms across Arizona are scrambling for contracts from construction, maintenance to food service to take advantage of the promise of a SuperBowl economic boom. If history is any guide the most lucrative industrial opportunity may be the BUTS - The Bu...

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Funny story: Colts Unveil Secret of Super Bowl Winning Defense

Colts Unveil Secret of Super Bowl Winning Defense

Indianapolis - Basking in the after-glow of a resounding Super Bowl victory, Head Coach, Tony Dungy disclosed the closely guarded secret to the Colt's playoff winning strategy: "We hired Dr. Phil as our Defensive Coordinator".

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Funny story: Prince, the Performer We Formerly Said Was Crap

Prince, the Performer We Formerly Said Was Crap

Due to his awesome, and thrilling, half time performance at Superbowl XLI, Prince, the artist we formerly called crap, now kicks butt. He certainly gave the most amazing performance this reporter has ever seen. In fact I forgot who h...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Commercials More Violent Than The Game

Super Bowl Commercials More Violent Than The Game

Psychological analysis of the Super Bowl commercials in comparison to the actual football game yielded a surprising result - There were more acts of brutality during the commercial breaks than on the field in Miami.

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Funny story: Why They Piss on the Super Bowl

Why They Piss on the Super Bowl

Year after year the hype for Super Bowl after Super Bowl annually falls short of expectations. Monday morning 'round the cooler talk' laments the lame commercials and bemoans the boring game.

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Funny story: Lucille Ball Returns from Dead to Call Prince's Music "Crap", Accuses him of "Stealing her Look"

Lucille Ball Returns from Dead to Call Prince's Music "Crap", Accuses him of "Stealing her Look"

"You call that crap music? I've heard Ashlee Simpson bark out better stuff on the wrong side of an acid reflux aspiration," the feisty redhead snapped. This after Lucille Ball was approached earlier today by reporters alleging Super B...

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Funny story: Super Bowl hot air sends rocket to the moon

Super Bowl hot air sends rocket to the moon

A group of independent researchers and scientists hypothesized that, if all the hot air generated by announcers, game experts and player analysts were bottled it could possibly launch a rocket to the moon.

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Funny story: Two Black NFL Coaches Face Each Other in Super Bowl

Two Black NFL Coaches Face Each Other in Super Bowl

For the first time in NFL history, a black head coach has led a team to the Super Bowl. For the first time in NFL history, he will also face another black head coach on the opposite sideline.

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Funny story: NFL / Super Bowl stops church from airing game

NFL / Super Bowl stops church from airing game

A church was, cease and desisted, by the NFL for using "The Super Bowl", name and charging admission to see the game.

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Funny story: Super Bowl to Ban Roman Numerals Starting in MMVIII

Super Bowl to Ban Roman Numerals Starting in MMVIII

Super Bowl XLI will be a milestone in Super Bowl history. Will the game be more entertaining than the commercials? Unlikely. Rather, this will be the last year the NFL will designate the game with those confusing Roman numerals.

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Funny story: Peyton Manning Pledges to Be in Even More Commercials if Colts Win Super Bowl

Peyton Manning Pledges to Be in Even More Commercials if Colts Win Super Bowl

Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning, a regular in television commercials for products ranging from Sprint to MasterCard, said during his Super Bowl media day interview that he looks forward to doing even more commercials if the Colts win.

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Funny story: Super Bowl Half-time Show to Involve Human Sacrifice

Super Bowl Half-time Show to Involve Human Sacrifice

Forget the wardrobe malfunctions this year, Super Bowl Half-time Show planners have decided to do the Roman Coliseum show inspired by the hit HBO series Rome.Ceremonies will be opened by Tyrranus Limpissimus, the fool formerly known as W. When the li...

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Funny story: Thumb of Peyton Manning to Play Part in Super Bowl Odds

Thumb of Peyton Manning to Play Part in Super Bowl Odds

Peyton Manning's thumb on his passing hand, injured in a helmet connection with a teammate on a pass play, will play a critical role in the February 4th Super Bowl game. Manning, the quarterback for the AFC's Indianapolis Colts, may not have...

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