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Funny story: Saying "We must flee Earth to avoid extinction" Stephen Hawking advertises for able-bodied Sherpas to piggy-back him in space

Saying "We must flee Earth to avoid extinction" Stephen Hawking advertises for able-bodied Sherpas to piggy-back him in space

CANADA: Speaking at a Conference for Scientists, Stephen Hawking says the human race is angry, greedy to the point of absolute gluttony and is growing at an unprecedented rate. As a result humans are rapidly depleting our planet natural resources a...

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Funny story: Giant Trebuchet Launches Man Into Orbit

Giant Trebuchet Launches Man Into Orbit

The green movement has gone space age in their heretofore unknown space travel aspirations. Sunday July 25 at 5:02 AM, in a clear-cut area in the forests near Coeur d'Elene, Idaho a group of space travel enthusiasts sent Joel Johansen, 37, into Ear...

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Funny story: Virgin Galactic Promotes Itself with a Ragtag of 'Celebs'

Virgin Galactic Promotes Itself with a Ragtag of 'Celebs'

Virgin Galactic's Richard Branson has pulled off a coup by inviting a curious bunch of celebrities to be the first to experience their ambitious new spaceship 'thingymebob' flying above the Earth's atmosphere. Although this was initially hailed as...

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Funny story: Meteor Downs Airliner Over Tehran

Meteor Downs Airliner Over Tehran

A 747 Starliner that disintegrated at 30,000 feet do to a breach in its structural integrity and subsequent loss of air-pressure over Tehran, Iran, last week has been labeled an unpreventable freak accident. A micro size meteor has been discovered lo...

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Funny story: Space Probe Returning To Earth With Deadly Contamination

Space Probe Returning To Earth With Deadly Contamination

It has been reported by the Space Center in China that a space probe launched in 1998, on a ten year round-trip exploration voyage to Ferno, a small asteroid that orbits the sun every three-hundred years is returning. However, instruments on board th...

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Funny story: Planet Dindon discovered and full alien cats

Planet Dindon discovered and full alien cats

A new planet called Planet Dindon has been discovered surrounding Alpha Centuri, this planet consists of aliens that look like cats but talk like humans, they have their own language and their own alphabet as well. It is now alleged that some of t...

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Funny story: Black holes fart!

Black holes fart!

Black holes in outer galaxies have been observed releasing ginormous amounts of fiery gases and scientists at the end of gigantic telescopes are convinced they are "farting"! Adding a human touch to outer galactic happenings seems a logical manner...

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Funny story: Poindexter need not worry about sex aboard the Space Station

Poindexter need not worry about sex aboard the Space Station

Poindexter need no longer worry about sex on board the International Space Station. Astronomers believe there will be regular bombardments from comet debris, due later this year, which could strike orbiting spacecraft knocking out electronics. Th...

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Funny story: International Space Station sex ban

International Space Station sex ban

Ooh! No sex at the Space Station. Bummer! Some people spoil all the fun. Let's get serious here. Mr. Poindexter, a NASA commander, wants no hanky panky on the Space Station. Who can blame him. This is serious stuff. Just think about it for...

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Funny story: 'Killer Comet' tracking telescope destroyed

'Killer Comet' tracking telescope destroyed

A new telescope facility in Hawaii designed to search for asteroids and comets which could threaten Earth has been destroyed in a freak accident. The Pan-STARRS 1 telescope was built primarily to map large portions of the sky each night to track...

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Funny story: Nasa warns of 'huge space storm' whens the sun wakes from its slumber - the world's only true prophet, Ronald Weinland, is said to be laughing his socks off

Nasa warns of 'huge space storm' whens the sun wakes from its slumber - the world's only true prophet, Ronald Weinland, is said to be laughing his socks off

Could this be a coincidence? Nasa warns of a huge space storm somewhere around 2013, which will cause devestation to the earth. Space agency scientists believe that when the sun 'wakes from its slumber' it will send out huge solar flares headin...

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Funny story: Massive Space Turd Heads for Earth To Fulfill 2012 Prophecy

Massive Space Turd Heads for Earth To Fulfill 2012 Prophecy

It turns out that Nostradamus and the ancient Mayans had a lot more in common than previously known. Thanks to top notch anthropology graduate students from the University of Nevada, Reno, it has been revealed that the year 2012 will be the end of o...

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Funny story: Hubble Telescope Spots Giant Plume on Jupiter's Moon

Hubble Telescope Spots Giant Plume on Jupiter's Moon

HOUSTON, Texas - NASA scientists were awestruck when the Hubble Space Telescope caught sight of the largest known eruption of hydrocarbons in the entire solar system today. "I couldn't believe the size of that thing," said Buzz Armstrong, an astro...

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Funny story: Comet McNaught to pass directly above Trooping the Colour

Comet McNaught to pass directly above Trooping the Colour

London - (Portents): The baleful harbinger of Hellfire Club doom will transit above Whorse Guards Parade, SW1 this Saturday morning at the precise moment of the Gemini new moon. Comet McNaught's resplendent trajectory should be visible to the nake...

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Funny story: Branson offers free flights into Space

Branson offers free flights into Space

Richard Branson has launched an amazing scheme which will revolutionise air travel - and it is absolutely FREE. Yes, folks. It's absolutely free. You hear these hardened cynics saying 'What's the catch?' or 'Too good to be true'. But there is no c...

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Funny story: Religious Right Wants to Re-Name Uranus

Religious Right Wants to Re-Name Uranus

Arlington, VA - The Fellowship, aka the Family, a powerful religious and political force in Washington, DC has determined that the planet Uranus is inappropriately named and is seeking to have it re-named to something that children (and many adults)...

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Funny story: Rogue Black Holes May Roam Our Galaxy

Rogue Black Holes May Roam Our Galaxy

Hundreds of black holes left over from the early universe may wander the Milky Way, according to new calculations. These rogue black holes are thought to have originally lurked at the centers of tiny, low-mass brains. Over billions of years, relat...

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