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Funny story: Simon Cowell Has Told Cheryl Cole He Wants Lindsay Lohan To Be An "X-Factor" Judge So Bad He Can Taste Her (Ah Make That Taste It)

Simon Cowell Has Told Cheryl Cole He Wants Lindsay Lohan To Be An "X-Factor" Judge So Bad He Can Taste Her (Ah Make That Taste It)

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, which owns American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Britain's Got Talent, England's X-Factor, and The Stand Up Comedians Rehab has expressed to Cheryl Cole that he would love to have Lindsa...

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Funny story: Problems in Libya disappear as Simon Cowell flies in

Problems in Libya disappear as Simon Cowell flies in

The mayhem, chaos and other Libyan unrest all came to a halt last night, with things quickly returning to abnormal in the country. Simon Cowell, complete with unreal-looking teeth and premium-rate telephone numbers, was flown in to Tripoli by Cedr...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell May Be Replacing X-Factor Judge Dannii Minogue With His Fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy

Simon Cowell May Be Replacing X-Factor Judge Dannii Minogue With His Fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy

LONDON - Since the departure of X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole to America to be with her boyfriend Derek Hough, aka "The Dancing Dude" Simon Cowell has been trying to figure out who to replace Chezza with. And although he has not yet made his final de...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's Younger Brother

Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's Younger Brother

In a shocking new revelation it has been revealed that Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's younger brother. Sheen was the product of an affair with Cowell's television producer father and Sheen's mother. Furious Simon Cowell has admitted that Sheen i...

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Funny story: How's about a reality check for Simon Cowell...

How's about a reality check for Simon Cowell...

Let's all get hysterical about some kid who can sing a bit. What's that I hear - his mum struggled on her own to raise this likely lad? Good. We can use that to win over the bleeding hearts. And his dad is doing time? HUSH THAT UP NOW! We don't want to spoil the Product before it's launched......... This lad will go far backed by our marketing expertise, so wheel out the Publicity Machine an...

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Funny story: Cowell Can Run The Catholic Church!

Cowell Can Run The Catholic Church!

In a stunning bid to modernise its image (lest it should end up being lampooned on some satirical news website somewhere - as if!) the Holy Church has approved the most far reaching changes it has seen since the inception of the "Buddy Christ". As...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Cheryl Cole To Appear Together On "Glee"

Justin Bieber and Cheryl Cole To Appear Together On "Glee"

HOLLYWOOD - It looks like 17-year-old Justin Bieber has gotten his wish. His agent has just worked out a deal where he will get to appear with the one woman that he has a first rate crush on. The salivating Bieber and the erotically sensuous Cole...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Is Touting Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole To Replace His Ex-Wife Cheryl Cole As A Judge On "X-Factor"

Simon Cowell Is Touting Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole To Replace His Ex-Wife Cheryl Cole As A Judge On "X-Factor"

LONDON - Simon Cowell, who Queen Elizabeth II herself has remarked will soon become the richest man in The United Kingdom, has stated who he would like to see replace Cheryl Cole as judge on his highly rated reality show X-Factor. Cowell, the man...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Wants Kate Middleton To Take Cheryl Cole's Place On X-Factor

Simon Cowell Wants Kate Middleton To Take Cheryl Cole's Place On X-Factor

LONDON - Simon Cowell, the man who has the Midas touch has let it be known that he has asked Kate Middleton to be the new judge on X-Factor. The 51-year-old mogul who heads 19th Hole Productions has signed former X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole to be o...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Disgusted with Performance of Season Ten Idol Judges

Simon Cowell Disgusted with Performance of Season Ten Idol Judges

Simon Cowell, judge extraordinaire of seasons one through nine of American Idol, finally felt it was his duty to step up and give a grade to this season's newly hired judges, Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez, and it was far from kind. Unfortunately, h...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Celebrity Talent

Britain's Got Celebrity Talent

Simon Cowell has released audio tapes from the never-released Britain's Got Celebrity Talent show in 2010. See what you think : Piers Morgan - "Derek Simpson. Tell me about yourself". Derek Simpson - "Well, Piers, I'm Joint Leader of the Union Unite, and tonight I'm going to conduct last minute discussions with Willie Walsh of British Airways while tweetin...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Shows He Has Some Balls and Pleads With Paula Abdul To Be The Third Judge On His New Show "X-Factor"

Simon Cowell Shows He Has Some Balls and Pleads With Paula Abdul To Be The Third Judge On His New Show "X-Factor"

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell has already signed British singer Cheryl Cole, the good looking sexy girlfriend of Derek Hough, to appear as one of the judges on his brand new reality singing show X-Factor. Rumors running rampant throughout the Hollywo...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Signs Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole To A $16 Million Contract To Appear On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

Simon Cowell Signs Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole To A $16 Million Contract To Appear On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - The founder and CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell is brimming with pride as he has finally signed fellow Britisher Cheryl Cole to appear as a judge on his new American version of the popular English show X-Factor. The show is b...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell is Really A Wax Dummy

Simon Cowell is Really A Wax Dummy

Simon Cowell had recently started to look more and more plastic. He has no expression and his face is frozen into a sneering snarl. He has the same expression if he is happy or sad. It is fitting that he is thinking of making a movie about the life of Jordan and Peter Andre and the ill-fated Alex Reid. Katie Price looks like a little girl's Barbie Doll. Peter Andre has an action man look...

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Funny story: It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

NASHVILLE - The producers of American Idol have decided to lower the requirement age for AI contestants down to 15. And they have done this in anticipation of Simon Cowell's brand new soon to hit the airwaves show X-Factor. Cowell's American versi...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

CHICAGO - After shocking her viewers by recently announcing on her television show The Oprah Winfrey Show that she had a half sister that she had no idea she had, Oprah Winfrey has once again dropped another "Family" bombshell. Ms. Winfrey announc...

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Funny story: American Idol's Simon Cowell Demolishes Famous American Idols

American Idol's Simon Cowell Demolishes Famous American Idols

What would have happened if Simon Cowell, the inspiration and chief executioner for the wildly popular American Idol show had been around to judge the big stars of American music before they became legends. Just how many of them would have survived the gauntlet of his withering criticism? I think many would have curled up under his sarcasm like slugs deluged by salt and withered away. Let's ta...

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